Tracy Ullman, Steve Martin, Barbara Streisand (she’s funny), Martin Short, Robin Williams, Rosanne Barr, (very cool lady!), James P. Connolly, (he’s a very cool lady too. :), Reba! LOVE Reba! ...more TBA.
Raising my four little peanuts, and oh let's see, I like,.... eating,... dancing,... sleeping, when I'm tired,..... I don't mind a good argument as long as the other person doesn't hit me,... ah,... walking, I love going for walks,.... shopping at thrift stores, ooooo I'm getting excited,...... um,.... parties, love parties,..... getting dressed up and going out with my girlfriends, LOVE that!,.... going to comedy shows, LOVE going to comedy shows, putting on comedy shows, I'm really starting to like that, being IN comedy shows, now we are TALKING! and laughing, love to laugh, any reason to laugh, that is,... just,.... the best. Laughing. My favorite thing to do,.... okay second favortie.
Music
Love my music. It does soothe the savage beast doesn't it? And singing, love to sing. Yes this ass, she does love to hear herself bray,.... how do you spell brey anyway? That wasn't right was it?
Movies
I can NOT sit still very often long enough to watch a commercial never mind a movie HOWEVER! I have been talked into watching them from time to time, and although my agreement has almost always been accompanied by long heavy sighs of disgust and my needing to be pulled by one arm into the theatre while I use every muscle in my head to do an olympic gold medal worthy eye rolling so as to fully express how ANNOYED I am that I'm actually going to be sitting in one spot for that rediculously long amount of time when I could be dancing or at least jumping up and down in place!,..... Afterwards? I love almost every movie I've ever seen,..even the crappy ones. I walk out of the theatre wiping tears from my eyes then throwing my arms up into the air shouting, "THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN!!"
Seriously I don't think I've ever seen a movie I didn't like,... except for Silence of the Lambs. That was the WORST comedy/love story EVER!
Television
I don't have cable. None. There's so much dumb crap on TV, and I've got kids, I have to be careful. I buy DVD's so I can be in charge of what they see. We've got ALL the seasons of the Simpsons! DOW! And you've got to have your educational stuff too, so we got all the Sponge Bob episodes. ImaaaginAAAtion! .....and Family Guy, South Park and Jackass. What?!?!.....the,.. kids are getting older!!!
Books
The Bible, even though I never read it. I just like having it around. The Four Agreements, and my present fave, The Mastery Of Love. This is a wonderful book,.. if you're into all that love and happiness crap like I am. The Mastery Of Love. And that's my plan to become a Master of Love. Love waits, while the master bates.
(Love you Mel!)
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Heroes
Who are my heroes? All the dead people who did nice stuff for others. And the living ones too.
I'm half Italian, (so don't piss me off) and 1/2 French and Irish, (so I'm a light weight and I have a little B.O.).
I'm a stand up comic and mom of 4 crazy little people,.. actually, they're getting kind of tall, like their mama. As my overly affectionate friend Carlos would say, "I laahv to laahv". I love being nice to people. Even if they're jerks to me,...besides, God says then he'll put hot burning coals on their heads in hell for it so, you bet I'm gonna be nice! I'm a little insecure, but I'm workin on that. Funny,.. or at least 'I' think I'm funny. I guess I can be annoying? That's what my ex-husband always said. He was a nice person.
What else, I'm madly in love with any baby that crosses my path, and any kind of baby, puppies, birds,...baby ants. I LOVE being around people,... most of them, except fake people. Keep it REAL PAYPUL!! Act when the camera's are rolling okay? That's why I love babies so much. When babies like you it's because they really like you. Not because you've been on TV or because you're sitting with someone famous or because they want to get into your pants,...well,.. they might want to nurse, but that's different.
And comedy,.. my true love. I truely do dig it, I do.
And Homer. He is,... my dream man. But I respect Marge. I wouldn't like, go for him or anything. Besides his chest isn't hairy enough. :)
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Who I'd like to meet: Send me a message if you want to become my friend Oh KAY??? I'm not saying we'll talk every DAY! But at least say hello first right?, I mean sure, I'd like to meet AAAAAll za beautiful people of za verld!! Including the man responsible for my BEING a stand up comic, the one and only, Steve Martin, Tracy Alman, (I don't know how to spell her name, could you tell?), and Jim Carey, Martin Short...amoung many ahzahz!
WHAAADELS?!! my 'my friends' thingy really is full of my friends,...or people I'd like to be friends with,.. or people I pretend are my friends,(sometimes that even BETTER!!), so send me a message first and then if we can become friends,... right?,... WAAAADum jus sayin!)
Yo Wusup! Hope everything is good with you. Just wanted you to know i just released 3 new singles called "Swag Xtra On", "Murda Da Block", and "Um Gone". When you get a chance come through and check them out. I would appreciate that!
Another Reminder about our gig TONIGHT in SANTA MONICA!!
Friday, August 7th Rusty’s Surf Ranch on Santa Monica Pier!! Music starts at 8pm and Disstrick plays at 9:30pm ALL AGES WELCOME Santa Monica Pier Santa Monica, California 90401
Hey, just wanna remind you about our UPCOMING GIG FRIDAY NIGHT at RUSTY'S SURF RANCH on SANTA MONICA PIER. If you're gonna be in town you should definitely stop by. The details are below:
Friday, August 7th Rusty’s Surf Ranch on Santa Monica Pier!! Music starts at 8pm and Disstrick plays at 9:30pm ALL AGES WELCOME Santa Monica Pier Santa Monica, California 90401
TALENT WANTED www.showbizzle.com showbizzle is looking for a video host to do our new behind-the-scene interviews and other humorous segments. It's paid! Do you or someone you know love to be in front of the camera? Are you funny? … Charming? Quirky? Cool? 1. Become a member on the showbizzle website (it's freeeee) 2. Post a sample video on your profile page that shows off your talents. All videos will be seen by our producers.
Wusup, jus showin luv to ya page!! Hope everything is great! Just wanted to let you know i just dropped anotha single called "NO GOOD" and it's a banger, d.j's and radio is feelin it, so when you get a chance come and check it out.. Have a great day!!
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