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Hamil
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"Click Here For My Nude Pics"
Male
27 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
United States
Last Login:
7/4/2008
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Hamil's Interests
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| General | Moon engraving, Clapping push-ups. (Anal leakage is a way of life and not an interest). Preferential treatment. Mentally & physically breaking people down so I can exhale a portion of my soul into their cavity and then build them back up into my sex slave/personal attendant.
I hate you. I love you. | | Music |  | | Movies | Am I a movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqCfDeYLKu4 | | Television | Totally Scrabble Tuesday! I don't do it for the money, I do it for the lack of respect. | | Books | for burnin' only | | Heroes | Z. 10 points without the hassle of the Q. |
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Hamil's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Soup City | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate |
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Hamil's Companies
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Parachuting for Luxury Pets Inc.
Aqua City, (the only underwater city that allows luxury pets) AF
Position: Parallel Jesus Doppleganger
Division: No longer necessary thanks to the calculator phone
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0-Y2K
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Moon Engravers Assoc.
Location varies seasonally, Evil Moon Branding Outpost US
Position: Lever Puller/Gyroscope Kicker
Now Personalizing Chastity Belts!
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filler
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Operation Poop Blossom
Sphincter Hollow, KS, US
Asst. I unspool poop eels off of 2 ton barrels
I can tear one out with my incisors.
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Fire in the Hole!
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Indigenators Int'l
System city, Civilization, US
Bipedal needles/Knuckle draggers fart leaves!
Here's a football. What do you do?
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I am goog, how are glurk?
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Pubes with Respect
Shaggy, Vaginia, US
Position: Quim trimmer/3D snizz treatment
...or should I say 'nice pubes my new Vice President?'
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The Gentle Gardener
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MY COMPANY
MY ROOM, Don't Look Me in the Eyes City, Pop 1. US
I AM THE BOSS
I am a silverback gorilla
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Whenever Whatever Whoever Never Clever
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My$pace
Internet, Everywhere US
They get popular. I get paid.
Go to my offsite Paypal account, pay me a dollar, and I'll friend you stranger.
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Cool New People!
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Primordial Polymers
Mpls, MN US
MNSpeak stud
Diving for plaques in Andrea Myers' pants.
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400bc 12ad
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Foreskinning Intl
Mt Hood, Oregon US
I'll read your wrinkles or let you
touch mine for good luck
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They piss on the Blarney Stone
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Hamil's Blurbs |
About me:
I throw cans at hobos and chug No-doz!
Seriously, I'm so sweaty I just wiped my armpit with a torn sock. No regrets. Not this time.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Boobs, wonderful, sophisticated, self-respecting boobie bags.
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