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Japanese Lady Boy Massacre
Metal / Zouk / Comedy

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Member Since10/27/2006
Band MembersLead Metal


The J-Man
InfluencesThe Pope, Bowel Movements, Macaroni and Cheese, Japan, Ladies, Boys, Anger, Dead people, Yarn, Card-board, Funerals, Weddings, Hatred directed at babies and/or disabled people, Everything , Nothing, Your mom.
Sounds LikePain and metal. Painful Metal maybe. Gaycore!
Record LabelForever Duh Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Japanese Lady Boy Massacre
We are some of the hardest rocking people ever. We even doubt that we are human actually. Back in high school when we opened up a pack of hardcore, we always brought enough to go around! Forever! DUH!

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"You know that feeling you get after you just took a huge dump? Thats what this band gives you every time." - Rasputin

"If there is one thing we can blame the corruption of youth and politicians alike on, it would have to be the Japanese Lady Boy Massacre." - CNN

"The only way I can get an erection anymore is to listen to their music before hand. Not even my own product would work. You saved my Marriage! Rock it Lady Boys!" - Viagra CEO Larry Ballzacke

"When I first hear their songs, I hated it. Then they hit me with golf clubs and murdered my family. I'm a huge fan now." - Converted fan

"Very nice!" - Borat

"I pity the foo' who don't go and buy all they shit!" - Mr. T

"Even us emo kids can relate. I mean, being this dark and sexy is, like a curse. Listening to their music hurts just as much as cutting ourselves, so its like, not as embarrassing that I suck so hard." Joan Anderson

"We will continue fighting the war on terror, and shitty music. With our friends and allies around the globe, mostly the JLBM, we stand united in this ever growing epedemic of terror. Terror." - George W. Bush Jr.

"And I saw that it was good." - God

"The way to nirvana, is surely through letting everything go and following the lady boy path. Ohhmmmmm" - Buddha.

"Jihad Jihad, Allah ahhalllahhahllahhah Jihad Jihad, Japanese Lady Boy Massacre, Allahhhhhhh!" - Muhammad

"These boys put the ROCK in RAGNAROK!" - Odin


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RomantriX

RomantriX



Nov 10 2009 1:55 PM

Thannksgiving is coming around!!! What are you thankful for?!
Frank Ulysses Cornelius Kramer

Frank Kramer



Oct 28 2009 9:57 PM

hey i still love you guys
Formosus is looking for gigs!

Formosus is looking for gigs!



Oct 18 2009 11:33 AM

Hey there! Check out our profile's video section where you can find some picks from our last show, including Colony - In Flames cover!


******** Formosus ********
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********** Band **********
Formosus is looking for gigs!

Formosus is looking for gigs!



Oct 17 2009 3:11 PM

Hey there! Check out our profile's video section where you can find some picks from our last show, including Colony - In Flames cover!


******** Formosus ********
- ** Polish Melodic Death ** -
********** Band **********
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Jacco Fashion



Oct 3 2009 5:48 AM

Howdy Japanese Lady Boy Massacre : )

Just Dropping by to Wink at You!



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RomantriX

RomantriX



Sep 9 2009 9:19 AM

Hey whats happenin?? Anything new?
RomantriX

RomantriX



Aug 20 2009 4:24 PM

Hey how are you doing???
RomantriX

RomantriX



Jul 23 2009 1:02 PM

HEYYY there!

NEW SONGS UP NOW! CHECK THEM OUT AND SHOW US SOME LOVE WIT A COMMENT!

ALSO, B SURE TO COME TO OUR NEXT SHOW!

one love
R_X
Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Mar 31 2009 8:04 PM

holy crap fag hag!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RomantriX

RomantriX



Mar 11 2009 11:45 AM

Hey how are you??

Come by, say hello, and tell us what you think!!!

R_X
Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Sep 30 2008 12:28 AM

kank



Cindy Haight

Cindy Haight



Sep 29 2008 1:42 AM

You coming?

Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Sep 15 2008 12:32 AM

Make more music!
Formosus is looking for gigs!

Formosus is looking for gigs!



Aug 18 2008 11:23 AM

Hello! Thanks for the add and support! Tell all your friends,
send out a bulletin to help us spread the word about our music

around the world.
Greetz,
Formosus


******** Formosus ********
- ** Polish Melodic Death ** -
********** Band **********
Cindy Haight

Cindy Haight



Jun 16 2008 9:55 PM

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X factor is some joke ting kick them 2 twins out

ADam aziz SHarif



May 12 2008 2:24 AM

Whats good, ant really spoken mucch, but jus letting u no changed up my page quite alot check it out, its serious truss me, how ya been though holla bk when u can, o and b sure to watch the videos they are serious aswell
Jester of Fates

Jester of Fates



Apr 21 2008 12:22 AM

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU GUYS. ROCK ON. I'll buy your first album and spread it like my firstborn on the kitchen counter at the Pedo-"Files and Sanders" factory. Rock on. Love you guys.
Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Feb 27 2008 9:50 PM

did scarface join jlbm?
Heidi

Heidi



Feb 26 2008 2:31 AM

Damn!
Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Feb 3 2008 11:17 PM

new csmp stuff!
The John Beebe Project

The John Beebe Project



Feb 3 2008 8:39 PM

new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Jan 31 2008 8:36 AM

jlbm are the new tag champions! check out the pic!
The John Beebe Project

The John Beebe Project



Jan 30 2008 4:30 AM

another tribute pic
The John Beebe Project

The John Beebe Project



Jan 30 2008 4:11 AM

u solo like mr ap.
Yohan is 29.... AND SINGLE!!!!!

Yohan B.



Jan 25 2008 12:56 AM

check out the jlbm tribute pic!
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