We are some of the hardest rocking people ever. We even doubt that we are human actually. Back in high school when we opened up a pack of hardcore, we always brought enough to go around! Forever! DUH!
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"You know that feeling you get after you just took a huge dump? Thats what this band gives you every time." - Rasputin
"If there is one thing we can blame the corruption of youth and politicians alike on, it would have to be the Japanese Lady Boy Massacre." - CNN
"The only way I can get an erection anymore is to listen to their music before hand. Not even my own product would work. You saved my Marriage! Rock it Lady Boys!" - Viagra CEO Larry Ballzacke
"When I first hear their songs, I hated it. Then they hit me with golf clubs and murdered my family. I'm a huge fan now." - Converted fan
"Very nice!" - Borat
"I pity the foo' who don't go and buy all they shit!" - Mr. T
"Even us emo kids can relate. I mean, being this dark and sexy is, like a curse. Listening to their music hurts just as much as cutting ourselves, so its like, not as embarrassing that I suck so hard." Joan Anderson
"We will continue fighting the war on terror, and shitty music. With our friends and allies around the globe, mostly the JLBM, we stand united in this ever growing epedemic of terror. Terror." - George W. Bush Jr.
"And I saw that it was good." - God
"The way to nirvana, is surely through letting everything go and following the lady boy path. Ohhmmmmm" - Buddha.
"Jihad Jihad, Allah ahhalllahhahllahhah Jihad Jihad, Japanese Lady Boy Massacre, Allahhhhhhh!" - Muhammad
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I FUCKIN LOVE YOU GUYS. ROCK ON. I'll buy your first album and spread it like my firstborn on the kitchen counter at the Pedo-"Files and Sanders" factory. Rock on. Love you guys.