Brookie and Rachie. And sometimes our back-up boys, Chocolate Milk. And sometimes our back-up girls, The Skinny Bitches.
Influences
Diddy, Fifty, Fergie, Nelly, Nelly and Kelly. Uccch. Just 'cause she's blonde, she gets to be a pop goddess? How is that fair? Let's see... Beyoncé, Christina, Pink, Jay-Z, Bow Wow (he's so precious), Wylde Bunch, J.T. and Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. Can you say "Matisyahu?" Neither can we. And we mustn't forget big ups for the original Jewish rappers -- The Beastie Boys.
First off, you should already know this, but our name means that we are Jewish American PrincesseS, not Asian. Okay? Don't be a shmuck.
Okay, so we're Brookie and Rachie, and we're gonna be famous in, like, two seconds. You're gonna wake up tomorrow and read the Billboard Charts and say, "Oh my God, who is that kicking Lindsay Lohan's scrawny, shiksa ass all over the top ten? Oh, it's Brookie and Rachie. I should have known, because their beats are so fresh and they have mad skills... for sure."
Anyways, we have a new album called "Hold, Please." Our daddies paid for it. Look, it's on iTunes.
