hey jared!!! long time no talk. so how are you? i miss your stand up. i havent gone to sharkeys since they moved to waikiki. i can't stay up that late anymore. been getting older and i just don't want to go most of the time. ha! well i hope you are happy and well and yeah, just wanted to let you know i still think about you and your balding eyelids:)
what?!!! say it ain't so. then who is making the people laugh? who? my word this is terrible news. yet i can't help but understand. you are a gifted comic and you will one day return. you are funny!!! well we will always have myspace:) enjoy whatever it is that you are involved in right now. i hope to bump into you one day:) take care jared and keep writing for your return tour! ha!
hey jared! hows polynesian yada yada...i can never remember the name correctly. so yeah how is it these days? no crusaders i hear. how is open mic? any new talent? well i'm sure its a blast! take care and keep making the funny!
hey! the 23rd! you and laugh factory!! so exciting i will be there, one night only...have fun and i know you will kill! do the eyelash joke...love that one....