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Jared Stern, Amiable Zany
Stand-Up / Jokes
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Male
34 years old
Silver Spring, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 11/6/2009
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WebsiteJaredLive.com
Influences
George Carlin

Steven Wright

Emo Phillips

Dennis Miller

Fozzie Bear

The DC Standup All Stars

...and alcohol

Films

Martin Van Buren: Myth or Legend? *NEW*

The Ginger Fund *NEW*

Imaginary Friends

Albums

    Jared Stern, Amiable Zany's Interests
Music
Quantcast
Books

Eugenics For Dummies

Everything You Wanted To Know About Rhetorical Questions, But Were Afraid To Ask Yourself

Investment Sperm Banking

A Song in My Heart, A Hand Up My Ass: The Autobiography of Kermit the Frog

12 Steps Back: A Guide to Relapse

MySpace As An Alibi

Even You Can Be Condescending

13 Ways To Conquer Triskaidekaphobia

Happiness Through Better Hatred

Proactive Apathy

Cough Your Way To Six-Pack Abs

Lose Weight While You Eat

Men Are From Mars, Gay Men Are From Uranus

Sell Your Roommate's Organs

Why The Voices Make A Good Point

Green: Make Money Recycling Mucous

Sell Your Identity For Fun and Profit

Dead Pet Recipes

How To Be Constructively Awful

Your Ass As Ad Space

Live Life Vicariously

Act Tough, Sue Big

Goldschlager: Turn Your Pee Into Riches

How To Take Credit For Really Good Ideas

Treasure Maps In The Bible

The Nerf Cookbook

Ransom As a Second Income

No Brain, No Headache

Do-it-yourself Blood Transfusions

Living Will Mad-Libs

Dyslexics For Book The

Annexing Your Neighbor's House

The Nutritional Value of Dandruff

Off-Color Hand Gestures

The Ipecac Diet

Make Your Own Breast Implants From Pudding

Office Depot Surgery: From Stomach Stapling to Testicle Paper-clipping

Instant Sleep Over: Fun With Narcolepsy

Sign Language For Double Amputees

The Scratch n' Sniff Nipple Book

The Where's Waldo Code

Radiation: The Thin Line Between Super Hero and Cancer Patient

Better Luck Next Time: Why Jesus Has Already Returned and We Probably Killed Him Again

Settling Disputes With Russian Roulette

Ethiopia On 85cents A Day

Teaching Your Dog To Pick Up Your Poop

Beatboxing For Stutterers

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Groups: Comedians ClubComedians of MySpaceWe love Balki Bartokomous (Perfect Strangers)Meat Lovers AssociationNYC Underground Comedy FestWST AlumniSketchupTeam Hades

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Jared Stern, Amiable Zany's Schools
University Of Maryland-College Park
College Park, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication
Clubs: Sketchup

The Rock n' Roll Express on AM650 WMUC
 

1993 to 1999
Springbrook High
Silver Spring, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Shakespearean Troupe, '90-'93

Yearbook Staff, '93
 

1989 to 1993

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Television - Talent - Comedian



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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 15 2009 8:00P
Preston Station Comedy Zone Prestonsburg KY
Oct 16 2009 7:00P
Comedy Zone Charleston WV
Oct 17 2009 8:00P
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Brimming with all the hopes and desires of American youth, he set forth as a leader of sorts. Just what sorts it is impossible to say at this time. But he had the imaginary support he need to venture beyond the small environment he'd come to know as his home town...

Friends thought him foolish and felt free to frequently tell him so. Deep down they all felt envy. Envious that he could muster, where they could not, the courage that was necessary to embark beyond the notion that survival was based upon the ability to rise at 7 a.m. five days a week...

He felt joy. And well he should. He was a "babe in the woods" and a "kid in a candy store" all at the same time. The world was his oyster and he planned to shuck it, cover it with Tabasco, and slurp it down his cake hole all within an "El Sobrante fortnight"...

Definition of an "El Sobrante fortnight" is yet to be determined. But reliable sources say the time span is somewhere between two weeks and a decade. --Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel, "El Sobrante Fortnight"

Who I'd like to meet:
Comedy bookers. Anyone who likes laughing with/at/near other people.

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Mortys Comedy

Mortys Comedy Joint



Jul 31 2009 10:07 PM

Katrina Brown

Katrina Brown



Jul 31 2009 7:07 PM

Awesome to see you again, mister!! And yes, I'm leaving this comment HERE on MySpace where no one hangs out any more! Pictures are tagged on here and FB, so I can be cool by associating with you.
spencecomedy.

spencecomedy.



Jul 31 2009 12:58 AM

Thanks for the add! spence.
Mortys Comedy

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Jul 15 2009 7:49 PM

Gavin Taylor

Gavin Taylor



Feb 14 2009 5:50 PM

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Send me a drink back!

Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Dec 5 2008 8:30 PM

Happy *belated* Thanksgiving!

Been kinda busy in my own HELLISH holiday world… hope your Thanksgiving week was better than ours! Check out my blog when you get a chance, to see how Thanksgiving with the Hendersons went this year-

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Russell Smalley



Nov 26 2008 7:14 PM

Clownfish!! Man bro, I miss all you guys. I was thinking about all the good times that we had. I HATE the north, but I wouldnt mind it up there I think. lol! Hope all is well man.

-Squeak
Squeak

Russell Smalley



Nov 26 2008 7:13 PM

Clownfish!! Man bro, I miss all you guys. I was thinking about all the good times that we had. I HATE the north, but I wouldnt mind it up there I think. lol! Hope all is well man.

-Squeak
Rykelite

Kelly White



Nov 22 2008 6:08 PM

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I got thoth. Compare with Me!




Katrina Brown

Katrina Brown



Oct 5 2008 7:18 PM

Just poppin' in to say HELLO! Haven't heard nor seen anything from ya in a while!
Hannah Montana

Hannah frenchick



Sep 29 2008 10:48 PM

im coming to your show either friday or saturday night.....
JewSpy

Princess Sophia



Sep 27 2008 1:08 AM

I hope you have a great New Year!
Will Hessler

Will Hessler



Sep 24 2008 4:51 PM


Birthday Myspace Comments - Myspace Surveys
This is the gayest birthday wish I could possibly send!
RooftopComedy.com

RooftopComedy.com



Sep 24 2008 4:04 PM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Seth

Seth



Sep 21 2008 9:52 PM

Happy almost birthday funny guy Here's a joke for you:
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She doesn't she's too insecure...
(Disclaimer: if you're blonde I love you...)
Me, Myself, & Monica

Me, Myself, & Monica



Sep 21 2008 6:18 PM

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Larisa

Larisa



Sep 21 2008 12:07 AM

Hey dude- long time no see!!!
Let me know if you're doing a show any time around Thanksgiving... I'll be in town, and Erika Lappen and I will be looking for fun stuff to do :)
Brian Haley

Brian Haley



Aug 29 2008 5:33 AM

"Every time one of my friends succeeds, a little part of me dies"

Gore Vidal
Stacy

Stacy



Aug 26 2008 12:49 AM

Hey Hey Hot Stuff!!!!.... Why didn't u tell me you need a haircut!!! I would totally hook u up with a snazzy new do!! Come to Houston and I will pamper you till the cows come home!!!!
Doink The Clown

Doink Clown



Aug 23 2008 11:47 PM

Jewish people are funny!
Ms. Anne

Ms. Anne



Aug 20 2008 7:49 PM

Hope all is well in your world.
:)
Andrea

Andrea Klee



Aug 20 2008 1:09 AM

Thanks for the very nice digital friendship request.
I feel so very socially networked!
Kate

Kate



Aug 17 2008 8:52 PM

Thanks Jared.

lol
josh

josh neilsen



Jul 6 2008 4:42 AM

whats up clown fish?
Squeak

Russell Smalley



Jun 25 2008 7:32 PM

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