Jared Logan just moved to New York City! A West Virginia native, Logan first made his mark as a comedian in Chicago, IL. His contagiously giddy and cartoonish stand-up act has been wowing audiences in the Windy City and beyond since 2004. He was recently awarded the title Best Comedian by the Chicago Comedy Awards and was crowned the victor of the Comedy Idol competition in Detroit. He is one of the architects of Blerds.com, performs in clubs across the country, and was a regular feature in many critically acclaimed Chicago shows such as Don’t Spit the Water, Impress These Apes, Chicago Underground Comedy, and The Lincoln Lodge. He can be seen on this season of Comedy Central's Live at Gotham (June 6th @ 10pm).
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Jared Logan's Interests
General
funny jokes, expensive wines, long walks on the beach
Music
Appalachian jug-bands, prison work-songs, medieval music like "Greensleeves," peruvian throat-screaming
Movies
Face-Eaters 4: Say Goodbye to Your Eyeballs, anything with kickboxing in it, Ordinary People, Chinese propaganda films, Monster-in-Law...etc. etc.
Television
commercials, shows where old white men argue about politics, shows with 'major boobage,' World's Scariest Police Chases, shows where real people are really crying
Books
I hate The Kite Runner. It sucks.
Heroes
Green Lantern, The Flash, Fantastic Four, Wesley Dodds Sandman, Multiple Man
oh hay i forgot to tell you that i haven't even seen your television program yet, what with being in the poorhouse and not having the cable wired televisions and whatnots. however, i DID sit very quietly with my eyes closed while thinking about you for fifteen or so minutes. does that count? did i do it too long? it's never too long.
Hey - I didn't know you were busy becoming famous. I do not watch comedy central because I have no sense of humor. But I saw you online. I'm totally coming out to see one of your shows soon.
Wolverine would be able to survive the FALL from space, terminal velocity being what it is and all. However, I don't believe he could survive the burn-up upon re-entry. His healing power is fast, but he doesn't have Hulk-level regenerative powers. All that would remain would be his red-hot adamantium skeleton.
Now, the real question is whether or not Wolverine would survive in the vacuum of space in the first place. If he were on the dark side of the moon, his body might shut down into some sort of protective coma. Light side? Forget about it. Too much solar radiation. He'd fry to a crisp.
Now I wonder what would happen if someone blew a significant amount of Pym particles into his lungs. Would he shrink, but his skeleton wouldn't? Hmmm...
Hi, thanks for the add! I loved your set on Live@Gotham last night. I've been thinking this over all day and I'm pretty sure that yes, Wolverine could survive a fall from space.
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