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jason
"JASON ANDORS, COMEDIAN"

Male
101 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/7/2008
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    jason's Interests
GeneralKeeping in shape, playing pool, popping (form of breakdancing), and latina women.
MusicI can pretty much get into everything except country. Although, if I was at a bar in Texas that's probably what I'd want to hear. I don't think I could get too into riding the electronic bull with Wu Tang Clan playing in the background. -My favorite rock groups are the Rolling Stones and U2. -My favorite composer is Bach. -My favorite rappers are Biggie Smalls and Rakim. My brother's also pretty damn good. -My favorite groups to listen too when I want to depress myself and think about ex-girlfriends from summercamp (or anytime) are Depeche Mode, Journey, The Cure, and plenty of other 80s groups and songs. At a club my favorite music is House.
MoviesThere's Rocky 1 and then there are other movies. To me that's the Michael Jordan of all movies. With Rocky not included my top ten (not in order) are Braveheart, Godfather, Scarface, Fame (I did go to the high school it was about), breaking away, Hair (my neighborhood), True Romance, ET, breakfast club, and it's a Beautiful Life. Everything except Rocky 1 might still change when I put more thought into it.
TelevisionMy top four shows (not necessarily in order) are Sopronos, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and the Shield.
BooksOld Man and the Sea, Siddartha, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
HeroesMy dog Apollo who died. He saved my father and my ass a few times.

     jason's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York City (Manhattan)
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian


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Jason Andors - comedian JASON ANDORS was born and raised in NYC. From age 11-14 his main hobbies were being the class clown and break-dancing. He was a member of various breaking crews, including Rock Boys, Fresh Creation, and Pop A-lots. With these groups JASON competed and performed at many events. He finally used his break-dancing skills to get himself accepted into the dance program at the High School Of Performing Arts. There he studied ballet and modern dance. (Two dance forms that he used to make fun of). JASON left high school during his senior year to study ballet at S.A.B., (The School of American Ballet). At night he would manage a pool hall. Pool slowly became another hobby of his. He studied dance at S.A.B for three years before sustaining injuries that ended his ballet career. For the next three years JASON hustled pool and competed in billiard competitions all over the N.Y.C area while trying to figure out what to do with his life. JASON finally decided to try to make his favorite hobby, cracking Jokes, a profession. He entered "The Funniest College Student Contest" and won. He's been doing comedy ever since. JASON has performed at over 2000 venues throughout the U.S., Canada, and Europe. Due to JASONS N.Y.C. public school upbringing, he is comfortable performing in front of any crowd, whether black, white, Spanish, or mixed. No venue is wrong for him! JASON was recently seen on HBOs P Diddy Bad Boys Of Comedy and Showtime at the Apollo. He has also appeared on Comedy Centrals Premium Blend, BET's Comic View (four times), Raymann is Laat (Channel 3 in Holland), SITVs Latino Laugh Festival and Galavisions Que Loco. Next month he will be taping a show called "White Boys in da Hood" which will air on Showtime. He also wrote and produced a pilot for Comedy Central. Jason recently finished writing a screenplay with his writing partner that they plan on starring in. He is also helping develop an animation series with artist and creator Justin Bua and producers and directors from Simpsons and King of the hill. On the show he will also produce, write, and perform lead voices. JASON ANDORS is on his way up!
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who thinks I'm funny, goodlooking, and smart. I'd also like to meet anyone who thinks I'm not funny, not goodlooking, and not smart. Basically what I'm saying is myspace has become a huge competition to see who has more friends. So to all my enemies - "let's be (myspace) friends".

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jason has 2216 friends.
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 Tina Graham, Inc 


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TOOLS OF WAR grassroots HIP HOP





Sep 10 2008 2:34 PM

Peace Jason! We're DOIN' IT IN THE PARK one last time for 2008 & we hope you can make it! Fabel & Christie

"Summer isn't over until Tools of War stops bringing you free DJ parties in the city parks." deadlymelody. com



Wed. Sept.
17: DJS POPMASTER FABEL, DISCO WIZ, JOHNNY JUICE ROSADO & TONY TOUCH

Free! All Ages! All DJs spinning Classic Salsa y Boogaloo for your dancing and listening pleasure! 4:30pm - 8pm at St. Nicholas Park West 135th St. and St. Nicholas Ave. Harlem NYC 10027. Trains: B, C to 135th. Bus: M3, Bx33.
Presented by Tools of War grassroots Hip Hop in association with The Friends of St.
Nicholas Park
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stnicholaspark. org.
More info at myspace. com/ToolsofWar.
Frank





Aug 20 2008 12:53 AM

I'll keep my eye open for you on tv...good luck!!!
Rich PierreLouis aka Brooklyn's Finest





Jun 30 2008 5:53 PM

"Hey everybody my name is Jason and I'm a jerk I treat all my long time friends like I dont even know them cause I'm sooo cool with my long pretty hair and my cool clothes and I'm such a sothern belle at times I can't even stand it yall...I have such wonderful eyelashes and smooth white skin...umm humm I'm so cool I am such a LADY..."
that was me doing you...yes you ass face...take that sucka
SiNCHi ♥





Jun 13 2008 4:14 PM

nah...lol i grew up in Soho so i know alot of white boys but none as funny ass you.
EXTREME ENTERTAINMENT !!





Jun 9 2008 3:44 AM

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Jun 7 2008 10:38 PM

hello jason!! how is everything in new york?? how come you dont have your videos in your page !! you must!! i need to see your performace so i can have some crazy laugh:)
CyberSushiGirl





Jun 5 2008 5:42 AM

You've got joooookkkkkeeeessssss...
KeiKei Luvly





May 23 2008 2:26 PM

hello handsome
droppin by to say wassup
hope all is good with you
smiles ☺ love ♥ & hugs

Prof Hussein Big aka Jay-Son





Apr 12 2008 7:06 AM

-My favorite groups to listen too when I want to depress myself and think about ex-girlfriends from summercamp (or anytime) are Depeche Mode, Journey, The Cure, and plenty of other 80s groups and songs.
this is the funniest shit i have read in years. i saw you perform in Paterson a few years back. keep doing your thing.
Tina Graham, Inc





Mar 5 2008 6:10 AM

I'm spreading the love. See you at the Top. LOL Keep up the good work. I think I can beat you in POOL - 8 ball

God Bless You
Tina Graham
nick





Jan 7 2008 4:49 PM

Ladies if I were you I would definitely holla at that guy whos picture is to the left of this comment. Goddamn I wish I were him. It is people like him that make you realize that god is truly the greatest artist ever. He must have spent extra time creating him
zahida





Jan 4 2008 2:24 AM

AMD HERE TOO. HAPPY. HAPPY, HAPPY BD!!! TO YOU.
OBAMA/BIDEN 08' BABY!!! XoXOxo





Jan 3 2008 8:50 PM

Happy Birthday!! :)
RIP Mama, I Love You and I will forever miss you.





Jan 2 2008 5:57 PM

Is it today? Did I miss it? I am getting forgetful in my old age, but I know it is around now...Merry Chanukah, Happy Christmas, A Wondrous New Year, And A Very very fulfilling Birthday, whether I missed it or it is today or tomorrow, or whenever..LOL
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Dec 30 2007 11:11 PM

HEY THANKS 4 THE ADD....NICE SHOW ON FRI IN HBG.....U ARE A FUNNY DUDE!....K.I.T. AND DON'T BE A STRANGER...*MUAH*
[The Usual Suspect]





Dec 14 2007 9:32 AM

Please come to CA, because I don't get to go to the laugh factory/NYC often, though it was onr of the best nights of my life...nothing like laughing about Blowjobs with your mom....wtf?!
Tony


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Dec 6 2007 5:55 AM

What's up Jason? How have you been bro?
Danny Cohen





Nov 11 2007 8:10 PM

Yo! good to see you last night-nice cap.
Jenae





Oct 29 2007 12:01 AM

Bestisos... 4 jew....
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Sep 26 2007 11:36 PM

BOGGIE DOWN! IT”S FINALLY HERE!! 7ONE8 COMIC STAND!!!
OCTOBER 10TH @ THE HOTTEST LOUNGE IN DA BX! 7ONE8 LOUNGE!!!
DON’T MISS IT, TICKETS WILL SELL OUT.
HOPE TO SEE YA THERE,
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Sep 24 2007 8:39 PM

Hi. I saw you on the KR3T's dance show this past saturday and you were hilarious. not to mention cute. i hope you really do like latinas because i'm single. haha. you were great. i hope that you have shows here in new york city. let me know when the shows are because i'll be the first to buy tickets. ;)
nick





Sep 24 2007 2:03 PM

Hey man thanks for the add. You are my favorite comedian. Isn't your brother that guy who's known to be the freshest individual in the universe?
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Sep 11 2007 4:51 AM

Hey man... Its been a long time since I seen you. Your great, did your act change though....lol j/k But yeah we are definately gonna work J. All luv my dude Take Care God Bless and Spread love to da page n website aight SON lol.
Society Girl, Nasiha Rose: Pro Photog & Radio Host





Aug 25 2007 12:46 AM

nice to meet u jassssssssssssssssssson!
Sade Champagne





Aug 24 2007 9:35 PM

Hey Jason,

Thanks for the add! I first noticed how funny you are on BET's Comic View. You had my sides hurting lol! You're a pretty good dancer too. =D


Keep Striving,
-Sade Champagne
jenny





Aug 23 2007 1:45 PM

pic please. i wanna remember when we were young and beautiful.
Jenae





Aug 21 2007 12:00 AM

Jew see how jew r... no love
mardy mcfly





Aug 18 2007 6:59 PM

saw the clip soooooo funny!!
ComicCharlie





Aug 10 2007 2:31 PM

Thanks for the add jason.......Absolutely awesome clip on your page!!
JIG Da HATER:ULTIMATE HIP-HOP FAN!





Aug 8 2007 4:15 AM

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nick





Jul 26 2007 6:22 PM

someone said you're mother walks down the street with an army of rats following her and a crack pipe in her hand. They call her the pied crack piper
Sco Bubble "The Boss"/Laff Masters Inc.





Jul 23 2007 7:23 PM

Funny Shit Pimpin!
nick





Jul 23 2007 3:37 PM

"sally got a one track mind" said diamond d, and as u know " aids kills word up respect this america is dying slowly" wu tang replied, Then "they reminice over you" as pete rock and cl smooth have made so clear....Rakim observed the situation and responded "nobody's smiling"
a poem by nicholas andors
fire escape goat





Jul 22 2007 1:17 PM

Hey!! Saw that big explosion in nyc on the news, was it part of ur comedy act?? I miss NY! I have fun memories of rose arricks class, do u still go to HB?
X
HaiHa
jenny





Jul 19 2007 2:15 AM

you are a sick f**k. and that's the way uh-huh, uh-huh i like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
nick





Jul 17 2007 2:49 PM

it turns out bushwick bill isn't really a midget. He has been putting shoes on his knees and fronting all these years. I can't believe I've copped all his albums
Shawn





Jul 13 2007 6:16 AM

REAL FUNNY PUNK!!!!!
jenny