rhyming, swearing, conga, guitar, slapping my ass to music (any tempo), Indian food, getting fit as fuck, smoking occasionally, ranting about President Fuckhead, being a powerful, good, sexed-up, loving human being, & giving my Evil Grandma Betty a heart attack.
Music
Critical Brass, The Roots, Jungle Brothers, Cachao, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Busta Rhymes, Aesop Rock, Tom Waits, Nas, Zap Mama, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Big Pun, Jurassic Five, Eminem, Paul Simon, Carly Simon, Linda Ronstadt, Joplin, Beethoven
Movies
Amelie, Wild at Heart, Down by Law, The Straight Story, Betty Blue, Conan the Barbarian, Rocco's Reverse Gangbang, Leolo, Bottle Rocket, Ghost Dog, Dr. Strangelove, Crumb, Sherman's March, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Mystery Train, Half-Baked
Television
The Ministry Of Unknown Science, Spit by Spit, That Ethnic Maid, Blammo The Talking Gun, Emeril's Shiny Hole, The Dad Cummed On Me Show, Lightning Never Strikes Blacks, Squeaky the Squirting Squaw, anything w/Andy Rooney besides 60 Minutes, Mr. Show
Books
The Gift (Hafiz!), Steps (Kosinski), Vonnegut, Flannery O'Connor, The Onion Books, Story of the Eye, Tao Te Ching, Nietzsche, Jung, Most Pornography, Harry Potter, Salinger, Rilke, Haiku, Wallace Stevens, Derek Walcott
Heroes
My Mom & Brother, My Dad (but only his early work), Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Hafiz, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, Ali G, Jack Black & Kyle Gass, Eddie Murphy, Paul Simon, Jimmy Carter (as an ex-president), Robert Smigel, Will Ferrell, Mike Myers, Tracy Morgan, Peter Falk, Nietzsche, Jung, Rilke, My high school English teachers Mr. Borlo, Miss O'Connell, & Dr. Garrick, George Carlin, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Crumb, Basho, Issa
Newark Academy
Livingston, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Fencing, Philosophy Club, Pole Vaulting, Dungeons & Dragons, Speech & Debate, Model Congress, Cum Laude Society
Can you still fit an entire Encyclopedia up your arse?
Oh wait. That's me.
Yes, I can still fit an entire Encyclopedia up my arse.
Did you know that with modern technology, you can fit an entire Encyclopedia onto magnetic medium about the size of say... a baby's arm? A baby's arm making a fist? And did you know that todays magnetic media are so durable that you can slather them in Vaseline with little to no harm?
I am a product tester. It's what I do. I serve America in this way. Don't call me a hero, I am just doing my job.
Thanks for the add! Nice vibe and wishing you tons of success! Let us know if you ever want to shoot a project in Panama. We are here for you. Kind regards, Terri
Thanks for the hospitality! I miss hearing stories of Sugar Bear Brown and watching people hold the duck pillows between their legs. Oh, p.s. today I noticed I was leaning on my masculine leg a little more when i was standing tall. Kewl.
