so, one of my kids says to the air, "did you fuck sesame street? it is an emergency like white! NO, blue!" then he looks at me cross-eyed and says, "back it up bambi, let me that ass." i fucking hate my employers, but these kids are beyond golden.
So as it turns out my nephew came to pick me up for a night out on the town. Yep, a tad buzzed. What? Anyway, here is the video of my boss being super awesome: