The Erbivore
"Hunny, you're the only one I would let use my leg as a firearm."

Male
29 years old
Vancouver, Washington
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
Mood: geeky Mood Image
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   Contacting The Erbivore

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/jasonerb  

    The Erbivore's Interests
GeneralTHEERBIVORE.COM & ERBIVORE.INFO are not currently up right now due to a crappy little registrar here in Vancouver. I may try to come up with an interim fix. www.cafepress.com/erbivore has shirts available
MusicFree XM and Sirius satellite radio and Hilary Duff
MoviesCoyote Ugly, The Breaks, High School Musical, Good Will Hunting, Teen Witch and anything that happens to be in my Netflix queue.
TelevisionSunday Night Football, Amazing Race, Survivor, The People's Court, Judge Judy, Mythbusters, Hannah Montana, That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zach & Cody, Pushing Daisies, and Chuck
BooksAnything I have that is past due from the library.

     The Erbivore's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Financial Analyst

   The Erbivore's Schools
Portland State University
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Financial Analysis
 

2003 to 2005
University Of Portland
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Accounting
Greek:   Alpha Kappa Psi

1998 to 2002
Evergreen High School
Vancouver,Washington
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1998

   The Erbivore's Companies
Bates Private Capital, (LECG)
Lake Oswego, OR US
Financial Analyst

1/02-9/05
A very small competitor to GoDaddy.com
Vancouver, WA, US
Sales Analyst

9/05-7/07
Major League Eating (MLE)
US
Major League Eater

7/04-Present



The Erbivore can't wait for the return of Pushing Daisies.

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   The Erbivore's Blurbs
About me:
Since finishing my masters I have taken on a new challenge in life, I am a professional competitive eater. I have eaten with the greats, or most of them anyway. It's a fun life, takes me to new places, meet new people, the money is good, the perks are great, and the chicks dig it. I have a wonderful nurse for a girlfriend who takes care of me whenever I have a tummy ache. She convinced me to sell my house and buy one with her. We live in a nice quiet neighborhood with our two boys, Beans and Rocky.
I got my look at
MySpaceOrYours.net

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

Who I'd like to meet:
This section should really be titled "who I would like to eat with" Takeru Kobayashi (finally met him in February 2007 at the chili cheese fries competition on The Queen Mary) and any other high ranked IFOCE eaters that I haven't already eaten with.

   The Erbivore's Friend Space (Top 7)
The Erbivore has 92 friends.
 Laura 


 Keith 


 B 


 -=-Mihalos_Mom-=- 


 Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti 


 Badlands Bookerâ„¢ 


 Jenna Jameson 





The Erbivore's Friends Comments
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Laura





Oct 11 2008 3:55 AM

Can I play with your truth rifle tonight? Is the offer still on the table?
Laura





Oct 5 2008 4:27 PM

Think of how much fun last night was and we weren't even drinking!! Singstar Saturdays!
Laura





Sep 30 2008 4:51 AM

Chuck...chuck....chuck....chuck! (You have to imagine the background music in there yourself).
B





Sep 29 2008 11:02 PM

I am hoping to be done by that time..but you never know if a huge storm comes in with lots of rain...it will slow me down, it really hasn't rained much in training at all...can't believe it is almost here!
Shawn





Sep 28 2008 12:37 AM

Photobucket
Laura





Sep 27 2008 3:18 AM

Who are you going to jam out to all weekend while I'm at work?
JLS





Sep 23 2008 6:57 AM

phil collins rules!
Shawn





Sep 23 2008 5:56 AM

Sussudio!
B





Sep 22 2008 5:13 PM

Spend your dirty dollar yet?
a l i s h a





Sep 22 2008 1:34 AM

Birthday BOY!!!

Hap Hap Hap Happy birthday!

You're so RAVEN!
Laura





Sep 21 2008 10:11 PM

Birthday time is over.
No more special treatment!
B





Sep 21 2008 3:17 AM

Happy Birthday! I think I will be down around 9ish to celebrate for a bit :)
e r i k a





Sep 20 2008 5:34 PM

happy birthday!! I wanna come down & play wii on the giant tv!!
Laura





Sep 20 2008 7:21 AM

I told them at work about your bazooka. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. I will give you your first present in about five minutes.
Beans is trying to open one of your other presents right now!
Laura





Sep 18 2008 2:29 AM

What the hell?!?!?! Why all this Oprah shit all the sudden? Do I really wear the pants? I thought that wasn't until next fall according to my tarot card reading.
Shawn





Sep 18 2008 12:15 AM

Photobucket
Laura





Sep 16 2008 3:46 AM

Maybe we should both benefit from it tonight.
B





Sep 15 2008 10:34 PM

Its on Mill Plain--
15704 Se Mill Plain Blvd
Vancouver, WA 98684

Right before you get to the target and baja fresh and all that on the left hand side.
B





Sep 11 2008 11:52 PM

You and your luck on winning things, not fair..I would love to win something :)
B





Sep 11 2008 11:21 PM

Hows it going? I was at Edgefield that night but I guess not as late as you..how was the reunion?
Laura





Sep 10 2008 4:24 AM

You need to stop staying up until 3AM watching stuff on your new TV. It's not worth missing out on prime sleep time.
Laura





Sep 8 2008 1:08 AM

Way to go. Win more free stuff that's useful, like a trip to Maui or something.
We already have a TV!
Laura





Aug 28 2008 12:38 AM

"All by mysellllllfffff!"
B





Aug 25 2008 11:48 PM

We dot what you want?! (What a load of crap!)
Laura





Aug 24 2008 4:26 PM

8-10 beers and two lemon drops, that's like an all time high since we've been together.
Laura





Aug 13 2008 6:09 PM

Clause and Veeter are waiting for you at the hostel!
Laura





Aug 13 2008 3:33 AM

You should be shot for what you did at mom's!
Laura





Aug 12 2008 5:36 AM

You can't name me! I get to pick my own name!
Laura





Aug 10 2008 4:52 AM

You've got the fever!
Evergreen 1998





Aug 1 2008 4:25 PM

Are you registered yet?? Our reunion is coming up quick! Get registered at www. classicreunions. com
Can't wait to see you there!
-=-Mihalos_Mom-=-





Jul 23 2008 8:16 AM

Macgyver?
Awesome Graphics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com


Andrew





Jul 20 2008 5:15 AM

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Jul 17 2008 3:29 AM

Yea, although i havent heard much about it until the prize was listed on the ifoce website today . ten grand is a nice purse for any event...
nic "The Incredible Bulk" Fry





Jul 17 2008 3:10 AM

are you going to the BBQ comp in oklahoma on the 26th?
B





Jul 14 2008 10:48 PM

How did you do?!
Laura





Jul 10 2008 10:54 PM

Your computer smells like poop and air freshener.
B





Jul 9 2008 4:24 PM

Is your rib eating competition this weekend? If it is on Sunday I can try to make it :)
B





Jul 8 2008 4:18 PM

ONE YEAR! Yah we should definately celebrate it has been great being away from that place :)
Laura





Jul 8 2008 3:05 AM

Are you a hulkamaniac?
Laura





Jul 2 2008 4:2