It all came to a head as soon as I squirted out of my Mother's vagina...
Website
jasonfreakinbang.com
Influences
Steven Wright, The Three Stooges, Andy Dick, Steven Seagal, Emo Philips, Laurel & Hardy, Jake Johansen and Don Knotts.
Members
That one guy.....jasonfreakinbang!
TV Shows
Leche: The Television Series, Sabado Gigante, Horror Kung-Fu Theatre and The Golden Shower Hour.
Films
Orgy With The Old-Timers and Barnyard Fun.
JasonfreakinBang's Interests
General
Keeping it real because I'm down, Dupitchka, watermelon, sleeping, writing and performing stand-up comedy, Photoshop, cooking (I'm a DAMN good cook), standing in front of grocery stores with a sign that reads, "I have really bad gas. Come see for yourself!", wandering, Phil's BBQ, cycling, going to the gym, Disneyland, all genres of film, hiking (Cuyamaca, Mt. Woodson, Iron Mountain), chocolate-covered almonds, walnuts, Halloween, recycling, the beach, concerts, kissing when it is goot (and it is), donating blood (usually my own), Naked Twister, waffles (even though I don't like syrup anymore), picking my nose (both nostrils), talk radio (Adam Carolla, Howard Stern, John Ziegler and John & Ken), audio commentaries, running (not just from the Police), DVD's (and just not pornos either. On second thought....), french toast (see waffles), cloudy skies, ancient Babylonian astrology, making a feesicle leest of things, plucking my eyebrows to halt the "unibrow", rollercoasters, ice cream (my downfall), breakdancing while performing karaoke, Trigonometry using Roman numerals, boneless skinless chicken breast, Entertainment Weekly, Men's Health Magazine and lasagna.
No Doubt Primus Tenacious D Muse Afghan Whigs
Superchunk Mastodon Jawbox Sunny Day Real Estate Drive Like Jehu The Mars Volta At The Drive In Failure The Fizzies As I Lay Dying Ween Shadows Fall Sleater-Kinney System Of A Down Tori Amos N.W.A. Roy Orbison Duran Duran Atheist Ice Cube The Pixies Avril A Tribe Called Quest Killswitch Engage Grant Lee Buffalo Death Cynic Soul Coughing Cradle Of Filth old Avenged Sevenfold Cocteau Twins The Pharcyde Unleashed Ben Folds Five Between The Buried and Me Nelly Furtado Queens Of The Stone Age Black Sheep The Beautiful South Fugazi Faith No More Jellyfish Mr. Bungle Crowded House Yakuza The Dillinger Escape Plan Beastie Boys Protest The Hero The Cardigans Self House Of Pain Rasputina Shellac Nick Cave Sonic Youth Smashing Pumpkins Intronaut Bjork The Smiths James Toad The Wet Sprocket The Rentals Look What I Did Prince The Cars Dimmu Borgir Hans Zimmer John Williams Evergrey Racer-X The Police Caliban old Fates Warning Old Iron Maiden Geto Boys Old Journey 3rd Bass Old Judas Priest Frank Zappa Massive Attack old Metallica Paul Westerberg old Motley Crue Portishead old Queensryche Rush Van Halen Boston Black Sabbath The Dresden Dolls Cheap Trick David Bowie De La Soul Sarah McLachlan The Taste Of Blood The Coup Deftones Into The Moat God Forbid King's X Cephailc Carnage Autolux Slowdive Burn In Silence LOSA The Haunted Psyopus Aborted Despised Icon Gojira Vader Eisley Decapitated Oblige Kristeen Young Belay My Last All That Remains The Human Abstract The Crinn Antagonist Sylosis Divinity Siouxsie and the Banshees Arsis The Black Dahlia Murder Therion Hypocrisy Iced Earth Strapping Young Lad Architects Meshuggah Scar Symmetry Bleed The Sky The Waterboys The KLF Mercenary Atom and His Package Sigur Ros Nevermore Children of Bodom Royksopp Paris (the rapper, not Hilton) Obscura Ayreon Melanie Horsnell Sleepy Rebels
Movies
Monty Python movies, Airplane, Evil Dead, Shawshank Redemption (not the TBS version), UHF, Bubba Ho-Tep, Mississippi Burning, The Naked Gun, Moulin Rouge, The Manchurian Candidate (original version), C.H.U.D., Spaceballs, Day Of The Dead, Young Frankenstein, 28 Days Later, Cube, Used Cars, Blade Runner, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Donnie Darko AND Brasco, Monster's Inc., Escape From New York, Toy Story, Fight Club, Antz, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Se7en, The King Of New York, Blazing Saddles, The Beyond, It, The Usual Suspects, The Howling, Re-Animator, Good Will Hunting, Traffic, Taxi Driver, From Hell, Starship Troopers. The films of Kevin Smith (except Jersey Girl), Tim Burton, Clive Barker, Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Alfred Hitchcock, Christopher Nolan, Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, Ridley Scott, Paul Thomas Anderson and Quentin Tarantino.
Television
I don't watch TV, but when I did: the Spanish station on mute, Law & Order SVU, Red Dwarf, Adult Swim (Brak, Harvey Birdman, Space Ghost, Space Lab), Twin Peaks, The Young Ones, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, South Park, Reno 911, Wonder Showzen, Family Guy, Goodtimes, Oz, The Simpsons, Fawlty Towers, Six Feet Under, Robot Chicken, Cheaters, Futurama, What's Happening.
"Television: the drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation" - Michael Franti
Books
Books? Those things with letters and words? How about Weekly World News?
I'm retarded (according to the woman that sleeps next to me every night), 210 lbs., a registered Libertarian and a romantic at heart. I'm passionate about things that I feel passionate towards (because I have passion). I'm married to a wonderful European woman who is a Life Coach and we will celebrate our 5-year wedding anniversary in December 2011 (that is provided I'm not murdered, chopped up and buried out in the desert - I'm all about worst-case scenarios). She MUST be the one for me considering she hasn't killed me yet because of my ozone-destroying, foul, rancid-smelling gas. We enjoy walking along various beaches in SD, to not only walk in the contaminated pee water, but also to pick up all the garbage that washes ashore. The thing that we find the most: plastic bags. I also find women who like to run (and get sweaty) to be a very sexy thing; a woman who likes to exercise will always grab my attention.
I consider myself a foodie - yes, whoever coined that phrase should be shot (or at the very least, be forced to watch the first season of Friends dubbed in Cantonese with French subtitles). I try my best to steer clear of foods containing high fructose corn syrup and partially hydrogenated oils because all the cool kids are doing shit like that right now. I try to buy only organic products as I hope to die as organically as possible someday. I'm thinking of working at Whole Foods just for the damn discount. I haven't used a microwave oven in 5 years.
I hate cigarette smoke, ham, laundry detergent/fabric softeners with fragrance and when I run out of Orange Juice, I get very nervous. I don't drink soda, coffee, energy drinks, I've never been drunk or been high and I've never even tried a cigarette (holy shiznit - I just realized that I might be Mormon). I enjoy the aroma of a skunk and I love hiking. I bought a beach cruiser (now a modified Mountain Cruiser hybrid) in 2008 and rode it a minimum of 1,300 miles. Oh yeah, I also bake the best chocolate chip cookies in the civilized world. Seriously.
"More libertarian than conservative, more conservative than liberal, and more cynical and skeptical than anything else." - John Ziegler
Who I'd like to meet: (1) The guy that invented The Grand Slam. Not the baseball term, but the Denny's meal. God bless you sir, wherever you are. God bless you. By the way, Denny's can suck my balls.
(2) The guy that rollerblades in a thong down in Pacific Beach. Thank you for giving nightmares to tourists for years to come.
(3) Beetlejuice for keeping me entertained all these years. Who ME?
(4) Anyone who believes that James Blunt is the Devil and should be forced to lick Oprah's ass for all eternity in Greenland.
(5) Bigfoot and Gary Coleman at Sizzler on a Sunday.
(6) The person(s) that invented the Chia Pet.
This is not my endorsement of PETA (though they do a lot of good things) though I am down with the idea of spaying and neutering. I am especially down with Dita Von Teese. That is all.
I am performing @ the Hollywood Improv Saturday, October 24th @ 11:30 PM! Will C's Chunks & Punks has it's second show, and if we don't fill it out this time, we probably won't get another shot :( Visit www.improv.com for tickets & info. Message me if you want me to put you on the guest list!
The Rockabilly Shakeout and Sickgirls MEET UP!!!!! @ Ruby Room this Fri. 10/2/09!!
When: Friday, October 02, 2009 9:30 PM to 2:00 AM PDT
21 and up $10
Where: Ruby Room 1721 University Ave. San Diego, CA 92103
Hey there girls come and meet up For Sickgirls GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!! Have a few drinks, dance, and check out the music. The Reckless ones from Minnneapolis, are one of my new favorite bands so come support them and one of my other fav's Local band Hard Fall Hearts and Bop N Stomp Records, check them out.
The Rockabilly Shakeout w/The Reckless Ones (Minneapolis, Min.) Come shake it all out with us ladies n gents!! This is a great venue. Parking behind Mcdonalds in Post Office or DMV parking lot...cause we know parking is a bitch in Hillcrest. See you there!!
thanks Jason, yeah it ended up being pretty good but the nurse left me sore before the surgery. She wanted to have a last go at it and frankly, i just couldnt say no.
I'm glad that liked the pic comment. It took me several days to come up with that comment, nah it just came to me as soon as I saw the pic but I took it old skool. F that Johnny Depp dude.
Hi Jason!!! Thank you for the birthday wish! No, my stalker knows better than to come near me. She is a freak let me tell ya! How is Poland? Are you having a blast? Ha ha, are you teaching nude yoga classes there? LMAO!!!!
This is not my endorsement of PETA (though they do a lot of good things) though I am down with the idea of spaying and neutering. I am especially down with Dita Von Teese. That is all.
