Jason M. Burns
"People aren’t chocolates, lady. They’re bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."

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30 years old
MASSACHUSETTS
United States



Last Login: 5/12/2008
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GeneralWriting, baseball, and all forms of entertainment.

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MusicI like it all. I was a music journalist for 8 years,

so I grew to have a taste for a little bit

of everything.

MoviesI'm into horror, westerns and comedies.

Oh, and dramas, sci-fi, and everything else.

Yup, I like a little bit of everything here too.

TelevisionFirst and foremost... Red Sox games.

If there is a game on, I'll watch that first.

Secondly, I'm big into "The Office," "Arrested Development,"

"Nip/Tuck," and repeats of "Seinfeld."

Sadly, I'm also a big news watcher.

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Groups: The Josh Howard Fan ClubThe League Of Dork Journalists!Only Retards Wear Their Collars UpSay It Isn't So Hall and Oates ListenersU.C. Comic GroupBig Monster ProductionsMarvel Comics DiscussionHorror and Sci-Fi Movies/T.V.

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Status:Engaged
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Pisces

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GYPSY JOE JEFFERSON OUT THIS JULY!

Joe Jefferson, a former pro boxer turned night guard for an aerospace manufacturer, was secretly chosen by his employer to be the test subject for a new super weapon being developed for the United States government. Kidnapped and experimented on, Joe eventually escapes to discover that he emits a pheromone that causes anyone around him to go mad with murderous rage. Finding it impossible to stay in one place for longer than five minutes, Joe hits the road in search for answers, only to meet a woman unaffected by his newfound abilities. Jody Curtis was born with anosmia, the inability to smell, and with her help, Joe Jefferson hopes to cure himself and find those responsible.

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Check out the two alternative covers for A Dummy's Guide to Danger: Lost at Sea.

First up, the Selleck Variant!

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Next up, The Double Midnight retailer exlusive!

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Imaginary Friends: The Rise of Shift Valentine, Due out in JUNE

When the imaginary poop hits the fan, there's only one group that can make things right. With the safety of the world hanging in the balance, a ragtag troop of imaginary friends is assembled and led by Rex Montana, the greatest imaginary adventurer never to have ever existed. Their mission is simple - - stop the evil Shift Valentine. Art by Dustin Evans!

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A Dummy's Guide to Danger: Lost at Sea, Issue 3 out in May!

With the ship’s captain found dead in his quarters, the mystery cruise once believed to be a vacation for Alan and Mr. Bloomberg has now turned into a floating deathtrap. As they dig through clues in order to uncover the killer’s identity, Teri goes and gets herself kidnapped by the psycho in question, thickening the plot and upping the danger!

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A Dummy's Guide to Danger: Lost at Sea, Issue 2 out in April!

As bodies begin to pile up while at sea, Alan and Mr. Bloomberg have to put their vacation on hold in order to retrieve Teri’s missing underwear collection and unravel the identity of the onboard murderer. But when their number one suspect turns up dead, who will the duo look to next as the guilty party?

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Rabid graphic novel due out in April with art by Guy LeMay, a friend and drinking buddy! :)

When a canine infected with a mutated Rabies virus escapes from a lab, a small town is flipped on its head as the disease spreads into the human population, causing family, friends and neighbors to turn on each other. Now one sheriff has to do whatever it takes to keep his family safe as the town slips into hell.

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A DUMMY'S GUIDE TO DANGER IS BACK THIS MARCH

A Dummy's Guide To Danger: Lost at Sea... with kick ass art by my pal and confidant Joe Eisma.

Issue 1: Finding their relationship strained under the pressure of becoming newfound celebrities, Alan and Mr. Bloomberg heed the advice of a therapist and take a vacation in hopes of salvaging their friendship. Opting on a mystery cruise, the private eye pair are surprised to find themselves knee deep in a real life murder thriller complete with an all new homicidal madman.

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BORDERLAND IN STORES SOON

Inspired by the true cult killings upon which the feature film is based, Borderland tells the story of two police officers on opposing sides of the US/Mexican border who strike a tenuous pact in order to locate a missing tourist suspected to have been kidnapped by the Mexican cult responsible for a series of gruesome slayings.

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The Sleepy Truth Out This October

Strange occurrences are running amok in the small town of Sleepy Hallow, which is why a group of local high school kids have embraced their first amendment rights and established "The Sleepy Truth," a newspaper printed for the people by the people that aims to uncover the eerie mysteries that have long been kept secret here. "Goonies" mets the "X-Files".

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The Expendable One Returns

The sequel "The Boob Versus the Boobs" set to drop in August with new artist Erich Owen. In his first adventure, the bumbling Twigs Dupree was almost castrated by the maniacal cult leader known only as The Animal, now one year later, the invincible hero returns to face his greatest threat yet… really hot woman and their KILLER bodies. Boobs and bullets and blood! Oh my!

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THE UNDERWORLD RAILROAD SET FOR RELEASE IN AUGUST

While many of the stories that surrounded the Underground Railroad are well documented, its origins are not. If history has taught us anything it’s that for every great idea, there is a greater source of inspiration. For as long as civilized man has walked the Earth, another form of the railroad has existed. The Underworld Railroad, although not unlike its sister version in terms of concept, was put into place for a very different reason. When a human being dies, its spirit is either called to Heaven or escorted to Hell based on the sins the person commits while alive. For those spirits forced to enter Hell as the wrongly accused - - there is hope. A system of safe houses has been established around the globe, offering refuge for the confused and bewildered spirits that attempt to outrun the devil. This is their story.

The amazing artist Paul Tucker worked on this and you should buy it to see his stuff alone!

FOUR STARS: "Jason takes a story that carries elements of grand western epic and psycho-drama of faith in equal parts, either one of which could have easily fallen into cliche territory on its own, and weaves them together to create what is very much his own beast - it's The Alamo meets The Prophecy."

Comic News International

Recommendation for the Week: “It’s a really cool concept. As I was reading it, I was seeing it in my head as a film.”

Fanboy Radio

“What a premise, eh? I was intrigued right away as this teaser was printed right on the back of the book. I read the book immediately upon its arrival, and again Viper has not failed to please by publishing worthy projects.”

Pop Thought

“Jason M. Burns, master of the high concept, strikes again with THE UNDERWORLD RAILROAD! Conceptually, RAILROAD is a solid book. With books like this and THE EXPENDABLE ONE, Burns has really shown himself to be one of the best high-concept guys working in comics today.”

Comics Waiting Room

“All in all, this first volume of Underworld Railroad (I assume there will be more) is an entertaining read, featuring plenty of supernatural action, intrigue, and personal conflicts to keep readers interested.”

Silver Bullet Comic Books

“Graphic novels are books, too, and while this one isn't heavenly, it's a hell of a good time.”

SF Scope

“The concept is rife with potential, and Burns would do well to pursue it further.”

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CHECK OUT WHAT THE DUMMY'S GUIDE TO DANGER TRADE PAPERBACK COVER WILL LOOK LIKE... DUE THIS JUNE!

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Comic book writer with a number of projects in stores and in development, including the recently released horror/comedy graphic novel The Expendable One (Viper Comics), with artist Bryan Baugh and A Dummy's Guide To Danger, a four-issue mini series with artist Ron Chan. (Viper Comics) Next up are the graphic novels The Underworld Railroad, The Sleepy Truth and Rabid. Also working in the film and television industry as a writer and producer with a number of projects in the works on both fronts. Stay tuned for big announcements on all of this.

View artwork and preview pages of various comic releases at www.vipercomics.com.

CHECK OUT A FIRST LOOK OF "A DUMMY'S GUIDE TO DANGER" NOW AT WWW.VIPERCOMICS.COM.

What is "A Dummy's Guide To Danger" you ask? Well let me tell you!

Combining elements of humor, mystery and horror, private investigator Alan Sirois and his partner Mr. Bloomberg, a paraplegic ventriloquist dummy that Alan believes was shot in the back by an assailant and became crippled when the bullet lodged in his spine, track down a gruesome killer known only as the Flesh Collector.

"A Dummy’s Guide To Danger is an excellent comic book, working both the pulp and comic side of the line. The amazing Viper produces another winner with this book."

Silver Bullet Comic Books

"Unlike most new series out there – which may be damn fine books when all is said and done – I only had to read this one, single 22-page installment to realize that I wanted every last drop more."

Broken Frontier

"This has been a terrific series from page one, and might just be the best book Viper has produced in 2006. Definitely worth your time to seek out."

The Comics Waiting Room

Four Stars: "Don't let the odd setup fool you, if you like detective stories, this is a good read."

Indy Comic Review

"It is funny, interesting and, at times, disturbing. All in all it has taken the classic genre of the crime-fighting buddies and put its own unique stamp on it. Bottom Line: A unique, funny and weird detective yarn."

The Comic Avalanche

"When private detective Alan Sirois needs to solve a string of murders among the entertainment industry elite, he calls on his overly chatty and “paraplegic” partner, Mr. Bloomberg. And while the case has provided twists and turns over its first few issues, one of the big questions for the series’ supporting cast is Alan’s sanity, or lack thereof."

Wizard

"Talents such as Burns and Chan need to harnessed and appreciated for their raw, creative ingenuity in storytelling."

The Comics Review

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Did I mention that artist Ron Chan is on this project and he completely knocks it out of the park? I didn't... well... he is and he does. There, I said it.

Who I'd like to meet:
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Dreams of a fallen hero....





May 11 2008 10:09 PM

the story on friday to pick up my books and my comic guy for the second month in a row forgot to order dummies guide to danger for me. JUst means I wait a week on it and hopefully pick it up on my birthday on the weds day with cassanova and a few of my other favorite books this week. Just thought you'd get a laugh out of like I did because my comic guy even said "guess what I forgot to order"

"What"

"Your buddies book"

I sort of shook my head and jokingly yelled at him and told him I was disappointed that he forgot again.
Dreams of a fallen hero....





May 1 2008 9:09 AM

I'm definitely looking forward to whatever we end up doing.
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 30 2008 8:11 PM

I was actually going to ask if we could drag Joe into it, I dig his art.

Umm I honestly don't know, maybe the stand out parts of each issue are what we could discuss? I've never done it before myself.
;p
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 30 2008 8:00 PM

Thank you for doing it, I'm definitely having fun writing all this stuff. Did you get a chance to look at my con coverage? I'm not sure what i'm doing for my 5th one.

I actually had an idea to pitch to you though.
You know how they did a directors commentary for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash? Would you have the time available to do something like that whenever a new issue of dummy's guide comes out?
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 28 2008 11:44 AM

Winnick actually got me into green arrow.

You should attempt to read cassanova, matt fractions best work. With my pull over 100 titles i'm actually pretty diverse when it comes to taste.
Whenever you get free time just ask me and i'll recommend you some titles :)
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 28 2008 11:06 AM

Thanks for doing the interview bud, hopefully it will help drum up some interest in your work from people that usually just read the cape book and the bigger publishers.

And how much of exiles have you read into by the way? Winnick's stuff was amazing, I really wish there was a way to get him back on the new title.
Katie





Apr 28 2008 7:39 AM

Love you!!
Joe Eisma





Apr 23 2008 12:47 PM

hapsburg has plan b in....in....in...
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 22 2008 8:02 AM

Thats great to hear man i'm glad people are getting into your work.

And I'll get together some questions by the end of the week and send them your way in a message.
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 21 2008 10:37 PM

It was good finally meeting you face to face bud, even if it was for a short time. I hope more people came and checked out your stuff after I left your booth.

Out of the 3 titles that I got from you by the way, Borderland and railroad resonated with me the most.

Oh and as promised the link to the quick review I did of a dummy's guide to danger: lost at sea #1

http://www. bludblood. com/joomla/index. php?option=com_content&task=view&id=135&Itemid=78

Oh and I've also been wondering if there was any chance I could maybe do an interview with you for said column if your not too busy, hopefully get some more people into your work. You'd be my inaugural interview.
:)
Lorenzo Palloni





Apr 16 2008 11:38 PM

Hi!
Thanks for the add!!
GREAT WORKS!!!
Have a nice day!

Lorenzo
Double Midnight Comics





Apr 16 2008 5:18 AM

Don't be a Dummy! Get your copy of the Double Midnight Comics "Dummy's Guide to Danger" variant at the New York Comic Con this weekend! Jason will be signing copies at the Double Midnight Booth #2702 this Friday from 4-6, come on down! Go Sox!
Guy





Apr 7 2008 9:10 PM

Man, You are an awesome writer. I just read Dummy #1 and loved it.
Katie





Apr 3 2008 6:42 AM

Tee hee :) I sure do! It's a good thing I have something fun planned for tomorrow because it is taking FOREVER for Saturday to get here!
Zimma





Apr 2 2008 11:51 AM

yo bro i went to borders the other day and ordered a copy of 'the boob versus the boobs'... it sounded right up my alley... if you're around try to come by the Plante benefit this friday nite @ the NA VFW. if not hopefully we can grab a beer or 8 sometime soon.
later
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Apr 1 2008 7:54 PM

I'll definitely come by bud. I look forward to getting to meet you and can't wait to actually read dummy's guide to danger. (my comic guy had to order it for me because I forgot I usually read your stuff.
)
Dreams of a fallen hero....





Mar 31 2008 8:33 PM

I was about to ask you if you were going to be at the new york comic con and I just read on the site that you were on the guest list. I'm amped, hope you can sign my copy of the expendable one.
Katie





Mar 28 2008 9:20 AM

I love, love, love this song!
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Mar 17 2008 3:22 PM






Happy Birthday from all of us at
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Shawn





Mar 17 2008 1:01 PM

Happy Birthday!!
SATT Studios™





Mar 17 2008 11:57 AM

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Mar 17 2008 10:48 AM

Happy Birthday, Jason!
Dustin





Mar 17 2008 10:21 AM

LMAO, good point. May your glass be full of green beer today ;)
RazorGod





Mar 17 2008 9:34 AM

Happy Birthday Jason!!!
Guy





Mar 17 2008 7:50 AM

Hey bro, Happy Birthday!
Megan Mullins





Mar 16 2008 4:33 PM

I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday and St. Patty's Day!

God Bless,
~Megan
The Belladonna Family Germany





Mar 16 2008 11:07 PM

Happy Birthday. Enjoy your day. Greets from us as well.
Katie