I'm a private angel held captive in Reverend Jawbone's Inner Sanctum of fire and ice, to do his bidding. I am his celestial love slave, an avatar who obeys his whims. He is not a good man, and he has control of a vast network of virtual churches, all based in Colorado Springs, the capital of New America. Read about us in The Big God Network.
Hail, Jawbone's Angel, Greetings, dear winged captive. Just visiting to inquire about your well-being. With New America experiencing such financial woes, doubtless, they are not looking after your frail health, dear (you know... trees, poor people, polar bears, angels, etc). Wishing you a Jawbone-free weekend of freedom and bliss, sweet angel. Peace and panacea, RE-VO
Today's scheduled Take Over the Earth-palooza practice has been canceled due to a shortage of human test subjects. Please try to keep your human beings alive, as they are difficult to replace without alerting the authorities.
Take Over the Earth-palooza practice will continue next week as scheduled. Bring your own bag lunch, as I am NOT splurging for pizza--
Hey fellow co-creator thanks for adding me and keep on being the spirit that you are. If you ever decide to escape let me know boulder could use a angel like you. JL
Hail, Jawbone's Angel, Good work, sweet angel. I received the last manga book that you snuck back to me, with a detailed map of Reverend Jawbone's inner sanctum (settle down, Larry Craig. I said "inner sanctum.") Just say the word, beautiful angel: the plan is foolproof! Posing as the holographic Reverend Samuel B.T. Huffington-Jackson III, Bela Ray will materialize in Jawbone's offices and distract him, while Captain Ramjet waits outside the office window (beyond the volcanic skies) in the RE-VO shuttle. I will be dressed as Anita Bryant, singing fundamentalist, homophobic folk songs-- Jawbone will suspect nothing! Peace and pyroclastic clouds, RE-VO
Hello, Jawbone's Angel, Greetings, sweet, imprisoned naked angel. Did you know that you and RE-VO used to go to the same hair-stylist? Just visiting to check on you, dear. Is there anything your friends can bring you? Food? Drink? Ayahuasca? Manga books? Just letting you know, my offer still stands... the RE-VO shuttle is fueled and waiting. Peace and purity, RE-VO
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