Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving................. > > 1. Talk about a huge breast! > 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. > 3. It's Cool Whip time! > 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! > 5. That's one terrific spread! > 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. > 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? > 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? > 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! > 10. Don't play with your meat. > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle, all these > people at once? > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! > 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. > 15. How long will it take, after you stick it in? > 16. You'll know it's ready, when it pops up. > 17. Wow, I d idn't think I could handle all of that! > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
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Dec 15 2008 8:07 PM
and to your comment, I say "are you overtired?"
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Dec 9 2008 11:51 PM
operation: mindcrime
was good as well.
funny,
but queensryche was peaking
right as arena rock was dying.
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Dec 1 2008 10:35 PM
We could avoid all of this nonsense if someone would just lend me a bone saw. . . .
Nov 19 2008 1:32 AM
>
> 1. Talk about a huge breast!
> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> 3. It's Cool Whip time!
> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> 5. That's one terrific spread!
> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
> 10. Don't play with your meat.
> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle, all these
> people at once?
> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> 15. How long will it take, after you stick it in?
> 16. You'll know it's ready, when it pops up.
> 17. Wow, I d idn't think I could handle all of that!
> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
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= p
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Oct 21 2008 3:38 PM
I'm going to have to speak with Mark about keeping you out late. lol
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