party,party,party lets all get wasted........got the isuzu....gettin blocks for x-mas.... found a job so gunna bag it hopefully soon then ill be hyped lol
Male
18 years old
tha 910, North Carolina
United States
About me: well i see you have stumbled over my myspace... well im jordan clark. im 18. i chill with the coolest ppl in the world. (shout out to my P.E.P boys) i love trucks especally mini trucks. i dont no what it is but mini trucks just seem to explain me. well im a pretty chill dude. i like to hang out or go ridin around with my friends. theres alot of ppl that dont like me but i say fuck them haters...well just hit me up and ill get back to ya... later
You might be a minitrucker if... - you get pissed off when someone calls your truck a f**king "lowrider" - - people have a confused look on their face when they reach for the door handle and its not there - you spend money on a part for your truck to get it lower rather than get it running - you are more embarassed that your daily drive is stock height rather than every body panel is a diff. color - you only shave the passanger door handle because you cant afford a popper kit - you dump your truck to get the attention of the girl walking across the road - a girl asks you if you wanna have a good time, u say "yeah hop in my truck" - you say you cant get into work because you are stuck on the speed bump outside - your A/C compressor goes bad and you see it as an opportunity to bodydrop - your fully aired up and you still drag over speed bumps - you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...you roll it like its a f**king Rolls Royce - your air freshners in your house smell like burning metal - your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck - you turn your truck on with windows up and close you door forgetting you shaved the handles - you hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that tail gate skin you have been wanting - when asked what your favorite movies are you answer, all the minitruck dvd's and home videos I own! - you watch monster garage more then porn - you bodydropped your local neighborhood grocery stores shopping cart - you check to see if you have new tags everyday on SSM (Street Source Magazine) - you have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol - Drag, Airbag, and Bodydrop are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary - you shower sparks on tailgaters on the freeway - you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them - zip ties are your best friends - at thanksgiving, there is no family members only car club members - your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship - you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and its for life - you hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them - every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of Street Trucks, Mini Truckin, or Tailgate, and sit there for more than 20 min - you assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection. - you have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks - you lower your bed, couch and all your chairs in your house - you have ever had to answer the question "how do you drive it like that?" - you have furniture made out of old wheels and parts - your fridge is stacked full of mountain dew, because all the true minitruckers drink the hell outta some damn mountain dew - you remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names - everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" whether it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table or your kids power wheels - your X-mas postcards are all done up like a truck feature - you have a stack of Mini Truckin mags by the toilet - on your wall you have all the Mini Truckin features and no posters of porn stars - your winamp playlist plays "War- Lowrider" 24 hours a day, 365 days a year - you spend over $200 per year just on magazines - you named your child after your valve brand - you have all the vendors phone numbers programmed in your cell phone - you remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit! - everytime the UPS truck comes by you are up quicker then the dog. - your house is painted in primer because you like it with no shine - you'd rather buy something for the truck than pay your power bill - you have revolving credit at all the parts manufacturers - you refuse to ride in or talk to anybody not driving something that drags - you look at rice in the store and want to throw it across the aisle - you spend a 1000 dollars to have your seats re-covered only for them to wear pep boys fuzzy seat covers for the rest of their life - you've got you club name tattoo'd on your arm - you have to pimp out your girlfriend to support the hobby - you spend more time on SSM than you do working at work - you have burned up a compressor or 2 - you have drug off a rollpan or 2 - you have a song set aside just for dragging - you've ever worked at Sears and hidden the last tool so some redneck doesnt snatch it before you get off - www.streetsourcemag.com is the fastest thing you can type because you've done it over a million times - you make over thirty thousand a year and still live with your parents cause you spend everything on your truck - your entire wardrobe consists of every Drop 'Em Wear shirt made - the cashier at the local 7-11 tells you when the new issue of mini truckin will be in - when ever you sit in an office chiar you make it drop, so you get the feeling of being in your truck - you go into the bathroom and use the little kids toilet cuz its lowered - you have a Drop Em Wear shirt for every day of the month - you got your daughter saying she wants a mini when she turns 16 instead of the usual civic or jetta, like the high school girls always want. - you shaved your work van - you wash your truck 4 times a week, and haven't washed the daily since you bought it - SSM is your opening homepage on your browser - the last time you can remember crying was when you bought your truck, just thinking of all the mods that can be done - the UPS man comes to your house in the morning to have a cup of coffee since he's there everyday anyways - you try to hook up with a chick because shes got a slammed serria - no one asked you questions about trucks, because it will take you an hour to answer it - your truck was supposed to lay on 20's, doesn't, so now you bolt on little wheels with bobo tires to merely drag one side of your frame - you spend more time partying after the show than going to the shows - you stand in the middle of a 6 lane road to get draggin footage - you may not know everyones name, but you sure as heck know what they drive - you get all giddy when you see a slammed, bagged, shaved mini or fullsize rollin down the street, but you cant drag with em, cuz your truck is up on jackstands, and you are ridin shotgun in your buddies civic - you start to freak out when you hear airbrakes from semi trucks goin off - doddle suspensions and trucks on your homework and notes in cla** - you've thought about stealing one of those big airbags off a semi truck - you get wicked pissed off when people call your truck a "lowrider", and then the person says, "whats the difference?", and you go on into a 3 page essay of the differences between minis and lowriders - instead of buying legos for your son, you let him play with air fittings - your idea of a hot date is a truck fully layin body on 22's - instead of having a spare tire in your truck and a little stock jack, you drive around w/ 2 bags, some airline, fittings, and some wrenches w/ a big a** floor jack chillin in the back of the cab - everytime you air down at a gas station, 20 people look at you - you'd rather use the welder to warm up the garage on a cold day, than a heater - you drive by the police station everyday to see if they notice your new boyhoods - people on your buddy list, who are not mini truckers, ask what the hell "idragmazda" is supposed to mean - you get goosebumps everytime you hear the word "drag" - you go to a hot rod show and your truck gets more looks then the hot rods - your favorites on your computer consist of mostly minitrucking websites, and everytime you go to someone else's computer you check and see if they have found a new page you haven't seen before - you stop to Help hot girls fill up flat tires with your air system - everytime you see something new you can picture it slammed in your head - you've done a keg stand or 2 or 3 or 4 - you cruise the toy aisles at walmart looking for dub city models and slammed hot wheels - you get yelled at by your woman because you choose to spend more time with your truck - the last time you shaved it was an antenna or door handle - you get stuck on a speed bump cuz you enjoy people laughing at you cuz your stuck - then you air up and get unstuck - your fingers are sore from hittin switches - people ask you if your truck is broken - when people see primer spots they ask if you got in a crash - when people mistake your truck for a car because it is so low - when you sit on SSM and try to think "you might be a minitrucker if.." - you get christmas cards from your bail bondsman, and you have the contact info on a custom key chain - freshly paved roads turn you on - routine maintance on your truck involves emptying your water trap - your furniture consists of more custom parts than your truck - you've ever drug on a road paving crew as they were paving your home street - you've ever gotten out of a ticket by hitting your switches (while you were pulled over for being too low - your up at 5:30 in the morning after bailing your best friend outa jail thinking of personal experiences that make you a minitrucker - you have drop em wear shirts that are cleaner than your dress shirts - you've turned around more than once to pull up a stubborn reflector - you have ever gone the oppisite way of your house because you ran outa air and couldnt make any turns - your nickname is a recorded alias with the local fuzz - you have a spare drivers side window incase you lock your keys in your truck - you have ever been hit in the face with flour - you have to stop, back up and go around a yoohoo bottle in a parking lot because you don't have adjustable suspension and your shit sits too low to go over it. - you scheduled my wedding around show dates too and my girl really didnt have too big of a problem with it - your seen in your club shirt more than once a week. - your constanly broke but you don't care cause you have a mini in the drive way - your parents thing your bags are those "hydraulic jumpy things" - you think the mini truckers you talk to on here are cooler than most of your real friends - you see someone at a show and you know their handle on SSM because your on here way to much hahaha - you consider a primered truck as a form of porn - you keep looking out the window just to make sure your truck isn't a dream - you love to pull up next to a bus or a semi just to hear their air brakes - all your dreams consist of draggin or workin on trucks .
Who I'd like to meet: ive met alot of cool people but ive met the coolest bunch of crazy misfit fuckkers and im proud to say that they are my best friends.....pecan blake steve and tim my only brothers and the coolest motherfuckers i no...oh yea and "momma" angie lol the one who takes care of us all lol
ok punk it looks like i would be on your top since you say im one of your best friends cause your on mine. and why dont you get them pics of you off my myspace and put on yours so youll have new ones
I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy about it , but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long, long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but with your help I will be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until theres no more left, this has been on my mind all day long. I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usualy not like this, but........... can I have a piece of gum? lol.... wat were u thinkin?=]
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