Jay Is So Cool
Jay Bennett
Some deserve tall tales; some have wrote them.

Male
23 years old
Economy, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    Jay Is So Cool's Interests
GeneralMusic, alcohol, 17x, movies, talk radio, and Othello.
MusicI listen to a lot of Indie Rock and Hip-Hop, but I do wander out of those two genres occasionally.
My two favorite groups are Aesop Rock and Neutral Milk Hotel. If that doesn't do it for you, you can always peep my Audioscrobbler, or you could just ask.
MoviesBoondock Saints, May, Antibodies, Gangs of New York, Following, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Beerfest, Little Miss Sunshine, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talledega Nights, Pulp Fiction, The Transporter, Oldboy, The Prestige, World Trade Center, Mean Girls, Pan's Labyrinth, The Weather Man, Lord of War, American Movie, Adaptation If you've got Netflix, you should click here and add me as your friend.
TelevisionEntourage, The Office, The Sopranos, Mr. Show, Oz, Glenn Beck, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development.
BooksI like reading, but don't do it very often.
HeroesDr. Pepper, Captain Morgan, and Mitch Hedberg.

     Jay Is So Cool's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Some trailer park
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Selling shit and collecting unemployment
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jay Is So Cool's Schools
Pennsylvania State University-Penn State Beaver
Monaca, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Tree climbing and sleep deprivation
 

2004 to 2005
Freedom Area Shs
Freedom, PA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004

   Jay Is So Cool's Companies
Quaker Steak and Lube
Cranberry, PA US
Cooking things that people ate
Prank Calls

Feb. 2005 until November 2006
Wesco Distribution
Warrendale, PA US
The Skid Doctor
Breaking scanners and forklifts

Feb. 8th, 2006 -July 12th, 2008
Best Buy
Cranberry, PA US
Guy
Car Audio

August 31, 2008 until now



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   Jay Is So Cool's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a mildly sexist, moderately racist, extraordinarily bitter, shallow human being. I was fired this July from a warehouse for being a curious dude and supposedly causing chaos, and as a result I now work at Best Buy part time while simultaneously collecting unemployment. Thanks, Wesco! My girlfriend fell in love with me because I'm good with words and have an unbelievably large phallus. My likes include war, sweatshops, and contributing to whatever global warming is. My screen name on AOL is JayIsSoCool. If you desire, you may message me.
Who I'd like to meet:
Cheryl Hines, JoJo, and the Olsen Twins.

   Jay Is So Cool's Friend Space (Top 8)
Jay Is So Cool has 86 friends.
 Queen Stephanie 


 Regis 


 Mr. & Mrs. Nauman 


 The Notorious J.O.E. 


 Caleb 


 Socks 


 B-O-B 

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 Madlib 





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Regis





Jun 4 2009 1:09 PM

Haha, we were right. Apparently he was talking shit as he got knocked out.

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The knockout, Evans’ first in a 15-fight career, was not what he expected.

“I remember I was getting hit, and I’m like, ‘I’m okay, I’m okay,’” he said. “I get back up to my feet and he’s throwing punches and I’m seeing them come at me. I was like, ‘ah, he doesn’t even hit hard.’ He’s hitting me, and I’m like, ‘man, you hit like a…’ Next thing you know, I’m knocked out. And I’m awake the whole time I’m knocked out. I’m just like, ‘man, I can’t move my body…I think I’m knocked out. I’m snoring. (Expletive) I’m knocked out.’ I’ve never had that happen before.”
The Notorious J.O.E.





May 17 2009 6:07 AM

Man I haven't left you a comment in a long time. So that's what I'm doing. Tranny Balls
Queen Stephanie





Apr 5 2009 7:14 PM

I guessed I got fished :(
Lee-Uh





Mar 26 2009 10:48 PM

Hahaha. SORRY. I replied to you in my head when I read it on my phone, and forgot to respond on a real computer.

I'll probably be free on a Sunday night. I'll only be home for like 4 days this time, and it's mostly wedding business.
Lee-Uh





Mar 25 2009 7:27 PM

Yesssir. April.
Do you work Sundays?
z@c





Mar 24 2009 1:19 AM

hey just remember you work for my ass on wed from 2-9..they all said it was cool
Lee-Uh





Mar 15 2009 7:28 AM

Hey Jaaaay,
How have you beeeen??
z@c





Mar 10 2009 7:35 AM

Lonestar is calling my name for sunday...and fucking cheescake factory sounds good too
laura





Mar 6 2009 4:22 PM

that's not how it is!!!! i quit my waitressing job so i only work a couple of days a week at victoria's secret.
so i'm not too busy!!!!
laura





Mar 5 2009 11:07 PM

hey. just thought you should know that i didn't fall off that face of the earth. i figured that's the only legitimate excuse you have for not talking to me.
The Notorious J.O.E.





Mar 5 2009 10:45 PM

What would you say if I told you that I have a tape from 1984 containing original music written and recorded by DFS?
Queen Stephanie





Feb 15 2009 5:31 AM

Happy Valentine's day deary.
shut up
The Notorious J.O.E.





Feb 6 2009 2:36 AM

You're old now
Queen Stephanie





Feb 5 2009 3:48 PM

Happy Birthday Honey!!! I hope it's super fun. Can't wait to see you next weekend!!!
love you!!!
emily rae☮





Feb 5 2009 1:24 PM

today is your birthday so....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

you can have zac tonight =]
The Notorious J.O.E.





Jan 17 2009 4:13 AM

So are you going with us on Sunday?
laura





Jan 15 2009 2:52 AM

shuuuut up jay. sorry i haven't texted you recently. having some problems aaaand i'm kind of a mess.
whenever i get my sanity back i'll be sure to hit you up
emily rae☮





Dec 10 2008 7:09 PM

you know you're the only person allowed
to touch zac other than myself
=]
emily rae☮





Dec 4 2008 3:59 AM

hahaha i will dude i will
emily rae☮





Dec 3 2008 6:40 PM

have you gotten your modeling skills down pack yet?
Socks





Nov 24 2008 5:36 AM

in erie.... i have to be back there at 4 on friday...
The Notorious J.O.E.





Nov 23 2008 9:10 PM

I hope to one day play a part in one of his epic tales.
Lee-Uh





Nov 19 2008 6:46 AM

I really HATE when people are on myspace, and NOT on AIM.
What is with that anyways?
The Notorious J.O.E.





Nov 18 2008 1:08 AM

www. mma-core. com
The Notorious J.O.E.





Nov 17 2008 12:36 AM

Did you watch Brock Lesnar fight Sat night?
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