Jayme MFing Langford
Jayme Langford
Jayme Langford you know who i am

Female
19 years old
where dreams are crushed and rockstars die, California
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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going to concerts,
dancing,
shooting for and developing my web site,
working out,
playing in the snow!
making fun of everyone and laughing all the time,
swimming,
being outdoors,
animals,
xxxpanding my mind,

singing,
playing music
porn (obviously),

doggie paddling through the abstract,
Music
A Perfect Circle,
Alice In Chains,
Arlo Guthrie,
Black Sabbath,
Bob Dylan,
Clutch,
David Bowie,
Eagles of Death Metal,
The Deftones,
GG Allin, GWAR,
Iggy Pop,
Iron Maiden,
James Brown,
Kiss,
Korn,
Lamb of God,
Marilyn Manson,
MC Devvo and Shady Piez,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Muck Sticky,
Matisyahu,
Mike Patton,
Nirvana,
Poison the Well,
Polkadot Cadaver,
Primus,
Radiohead,
Rammstein,
Rick James,
Soulfly,
System of A Down,
Click Here
The Strokes,
TOOL,
Weezer,
40 Below Summer
Movies
Alice's Restaurant,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Fight Club,
Gummo,
Party Monster,
anything by James Toback
Half Baked,
Irreversible,
Napoleon Dynamite,
Reservoir Dogs

or anything starring Jayme Langford ;)
Television
Smash your TV and have an adventure!

Flight of the Conchords
Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?
- Marilyn Manson



"I have no idea what's going on."

BooksThe most important book you will read:



Heroes
My dad!
For giving me - my unconventional way of thinking, - disregard for authority - positive, carefree attitude


     Jayme MFing Langford's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Dixmont, ME
Body type:5' 3" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:model extroadinaire

   Jayme MFing Langford's Schools
University Of Judaism
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Bio Ethics
 

2007 to Present
University Of New England
Biddeford, ME
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Pre-Medicine
 

2005 to 2007
Nokomis Regional High School
Newport, ME
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2001 to 2005



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About me:
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"In this world made of plastic - I can bend and stretch like elastic"





Shocking, it's hard to see through the peroxide hair surgically enhanced camoflage fog here in LA. Somehow I manage to shine through it, but that's because I brought everything I needed to do it with here with me. I've lived a lot in 19 years. More than most. That's probably because I prefer to stay on the other side of the screen.

I'm not interested in small talk. I'm not really interested in talk at all. I do however, love to connect with my fans, so no mindless messages allowed!


Please check out my blog if you'd like to send me something for my best contact information.

Pics from Alice and the White Hair (movie in progress)
I am pretty much just a cute college girl trying to get by and strive in this crazy world. My life is SO busy! I am a very creative person. I love all kinds of art, and I especially love creating it! I enjoy producing products... whether it is a photo that was taken of me, a song I wrote, an article I write, ANYTHING.

Right now I am focusing on my web site (check it out!) I love doing my own thing and running my own life. I shoot a lot of sexy videos and pictures for my site and I have been keeping a diary on there too that is free to check out.

A few of my girlfriends and I are working on putting together a band. Music is my #1 passion in life and I am ready to stop procrastinating and worrying about failure and go for it. I have always been a heavy thinker and have written a lot of songs that we are in the process of putting music to. I took piano lessons when I was growing up, but now I am more interested in playing the guitar. There are few things I enjoy more than sitting in my living room, strumming a guitar, and singing to myself. Our band is called Pajamaband and we will be putting up some stuff as soon as it is ready!

Pajamaband

Click on the banner to view my band myspace Pajamaband




I am very concerned about overpopulation, the environment, and wildlife conservation. Almost all of the world's problems (poverty, starvation, war (excited by land competition), pollution, lack of natural resources) would be solved if overpopulation was not such an issue.

I'm a pre-med major. I am interested in medicine, but not JUST because I would like to reduce human suffering. I could not spend my life trying to maximize life spans, which are naturally meant to be much shorter than they are today. Money is power (and happiness), and we need more people with alterior and additional motives in the health field in the US. ;)


Who I'd like to meet:
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

"In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation." - Simone De Beauvoir

"My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em." - Bill Hicks

"I think that if unicorns could exist then really anyone's dreams could come true" AleXXX

I judge people based on:
- what they say when they're drunk
- what they say when they're angry
- what they spend their money on

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Nov 24 2009 8:57 AM

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Nov 22 2009 8:33 PM

I was watching step brothers for the millionth time and I saw you are in it!  Right at 1hr 38! Lucky!
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Nov 22 2009 7:56 PM




I'VE BEEN THINKING..




COME MY FRIEND, LOOK WHAT I SEE..









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MAN.. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL..




HAVE A GREAT DAY SWEETHEART !!
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Nov 22 2009 6:45 PM

hope your weekend went well..



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Eamonn

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Nov 22 2009 5:18 PM

Hey how's things?

Just finished up a studio production assignment and leaving it on this comment here for you to check it out and let me know what you think I hope you don't mind

Keep in touch

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Nov 21 2009 9:05 PM

I just found out today that one of your aliases is Allison Ames. Great choice!!! Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, yeah?
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Nov 21 2009 8:46 AM


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Nov 20 2009 7:09 PM

hello jayme.....hope all is well.....just checking in with you. Take care <3
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Nov 20 2009 8:53 AM

hey whats good?
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Nov 19 2009 7:48 PM

HAVE A SWEET AND RELAXING DAY
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Nov 18 2009 10:37 PM

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Sam Carter



Nov 18 2009 6:02 PM

hey j havent hearxd from u in a while. how was the trip?
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Nov 18 2009 3:56 AM

what have you learned today.my pimped pic!
Mike

Mike



Nov 18 2009 3:51 AM

MySpace for iPhone doesn't suck Ms. J.  It's not that great, but, it's easier than using MySpace on iPhone's version of Safari.  :)

When we gonna' see you release a PG-rated Jayme app on the iPhone, like Teagan did?  Now....that shit'd make some moolah!  ;)
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Nov 18 2009 12:22 AM

mfing hello! :)
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Nov 18 2009 12:16 AM

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