Jayme MFing Langford
Jayme Langford
Jayme Langford you know who i am

Female
19 years old
where dreams are crushed and rockstars die, California
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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going to concerts,
dancing,
shooting for and developing my web site,
working out,
playing in the snow!
making fun of everyone and laughing all the time,
swimming,
being outdoors,
animals,
xxxpanding my mind,

singing,
playing music
porn (obviously),

doggie paddling through the abstract,
Music
A Perfect Circle,
Alice In Chains,
Arlo Guthrie,
Black Sabbath,
Bob Dylan,
Clutch,
David Bowie,
Eagles of Death Metal,
The Deftones,
GG Allin, GWAR,
Iggy Pop,
Iron Maiden,
James Brown,
Kiss,
Korn,
Lamb of God,
Marilyn Manson,
MC Devvo and Shady Piez,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Muck Sticky,
Matisyahu,
Mike Patton,
Nirvana,
Poison the Well,
Polkadot Cadaver,
Primus,
Radiohead,
Rammstein,
Rick James,
Soulfly,
System of A Down,
Click Here
The Strokes,
TOOL,
Weezer,
40 Below Summer
Movies
Alice's Restaurant,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Fight Club,
Gummo,
Party Monster,
anything by James Toback
Half Baked,
Irreversible,
Napoleon Dynamite,
Reservoir Dogs

or anything starring Jayme Langford ;)
Television
Smash your TV and have an adventure!

Flight of the Conchords
Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?
- Marilyn Manson



"I have no idea what's going on."

BooksThe most important book you will read:



Heroes
My dad!
For giving me - my unconventional way of thinking, - disregard for authority - positive, carefree attitude


     Jayme MFing Langford's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Dixmont, ME
Body type:5' 3" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:model extroadinaire

   Jayme MFing Langford's Schools
University Of Judaism
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Bio Ethics
 

2007 to Present
University Of New England
Biddeford, ME
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Pre-Medicine
 

2005 to 2007
Nokomis Regional High School
Newport, ME
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2001 to 2005



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"In this world made of plastic - I can bend and stretch like elastic"





Shocking, it's hard to see through the peroxide hair surgically enhanced camoflage fog here in LA. Somehow I manage to shine through it, but that's because I brought everything I needed to do it with here with me. I've lived a lot in 19 years. More than most. That's probably because I prefer to stay on the other side of the screen.

I'm not interested in small talk. I'm not really interested in talk at all. I do however, love to connect with my fans, so no mindless messages allowed!


Please check out my blog if you'd like to send me something for my best contact information.

Pics from Alice and the White Hair (movie in progress)
I am pretty much just a cute college girl trying to get by and strive in this crazy world. My life is SO busy! I am a very creative person. I love all kinds of art, and I especially love creating it! I enjoy producing products... whether it is a photo that was taken of me, a song I wrote, an article I write, ANYTHING.

Right now I am focusing on my web site (check it out!) I love doing my own thing and running my own life. I shoot a lot of sexy videos and pictures for my site and I have been keeping a diary on there too that is free to check out.

A few of my girlfriends and I are working on putting together a band. Music is my #1 passion in life and I am ready to stop procrastinating and worrying about failure and go for it. I have always been a heavy thinker and have written a lot of songs that we are in the process of putting music to. I took piano lessons when I was growing up, but now I am more interested in playing the guitar. There are few things I enjoy more than sitting in my living room, strumming a guitar, and singing to myself. Our band is called Pajamaband and we will be putting up some stuff as soon as it is ready!

Pajamaband

Click on the banner to view my band myspace Pajamaband




I am very concerned about overpopulation, the environment, and wildlife conservation. Almost all of the world's problems (poverty, starvation, war (excited by land competition), pollution, lack of natural resources) would be solved if overpopulation was not such an issue.

I'm a pre-med major. I am interested in medicine, but not JUST because I would like to reduce human suffering. I could not spend my life trying to maximize life spans, which are naturally meant to be much shorter than they are today. Money is power (and happiness), and we need more people with alterior and additional motives in the health field in the US. ;)


Who I'd like to meet:
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

"In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation." - Simone De Beauvoir

"My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em." - Bill Hicks

"I think that if unicorns could exist then really anyone's dreams could come true" AleXXX

I judge people based on:
- what they say when they're drunk
- what they say when they're angry
- what they spend their money on

Don't forget to check out my web site!

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Nov 11 2009 1:33 AM

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Nov 11 2009 1:19 AM


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Nov 11 2009 12:02 AM

I love my babydoll!!!! Simply delicious!!!!!
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Nov 10 2009 10:52 PM

Please join me in support of Barack Obama during this 1 year anniversary of his Presidency by helping me get 10 billion downloads & telling all radio & TV stations around the world to play my song 'Obama For The World'! This song is about how all the different things about Barack Obama seem to symbolize his destiny as the 44th. U.S. President! As it is embraced it will also represent the overwhelming support of the world for the positive direction that it is heading, in which President Obama is the leading example! Think 'We Are The World' but with a world political leader as the focal point of the message! This is the world's theme song for Barack Obama!

Help me get 10 billion downloads for my song "Obama For The World" by David King on ITunes, AmazonMP3, Rhapsody, Emusic, Napster, Facebook & Myspace!

Attention Celebrities/ Investors, please contact me if you want to be a part of this!


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Nov 10 2009 9:09 PM

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Nov 10 2009 3:59 PM

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Nov 10 2009 2:23 AM

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Nov 9 2009 7:28 AM

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Nov 9 2009 4:42 AM

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Nov 8 2009 10:17 PM


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SWEET COMMENTS !!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY FRIEND !!


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Nov 8 2009 2:23 PM

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Nov 7 2009 7:23 PM

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Nov 7 2009 6:19 PM

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cheers,
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Nov 7 2009 1:20 PM

Thanks for adding me, beautiful Jayme 
You are a gorgeous lady, very inspiring for my art!

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