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Jay Ryan
Jay Ryan Jay radiates the warmth of a Sellafield fuel rod. Steve Bennett, Chortle.

Male
33 years old
Liverpool
United Kingdom



Last Login: 5/19/2009
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BioJay stepped into the comedy ring in 2005. A great addition to any line up and is already headlining some gigs. He has proved himself to be a knockout hit with audiences, promoters and fellow comedians alike. Never pulling a punch , Jay’s rock solid brand of observational, self-depreciating, no nonsense comedy will hit you square between the eyes, leaving you swooning and ready for another beating as soon as possible. A truly unique addition to the circuit, Jay is a comic who can float like a bee and sting like a butterfly! Quotes; ’ I SAW JAY PERFORM HIS SECOND EVER GIG, WHICH WAS BRILLIANT! HE IMPRESSES EVERY TIME I SEE HIM. A BIG MAN WITH A VERY BIG TALENT, SURE TO BE A STAR! John Bishop. JAY’S INSTANTLY LIKEABLE AND HAS THE TOOLS TO GO ALL THE WAY, A STAR IN THE MAKING WATCH THIS SPACE!’ Mike, Limelight Comedy. BIG-HEARTED, COLOSSUS OF COMEDY SET FOR THE GLOBAL SCENE. YVE NGOO, BBC NEWCASTLE. A NATURALLY FUNNY MAN AND ONE OF THE VERY BRIGHTEST TALENTS TO HAVE EMERGED RECENTLY. John Marshall a.k.a Agraman of BUZZ COMEDY.
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    Jay Ryan's Interests
GeneralEstablishing value based norms for my son Harry so he may have a productive coexistance and avoid imprisonmemt.
MoviesThe Untouchables, Big Fish, Young Frankenstein, Trains, Planes & Automobiles, Shawshank redemption, Get Carter, Any Columbo movie, The Princess Bride plus many more........
TelevisionEverbody loves Raymond, QI, Curb your entusiasm, Life on Mars, Frasier, Columbo and more.....
BooksDanny Wallace, Tony Buzan, Gary Leboff, Glenn Harold, Gene Perret and more.
HeroesNo heroes as such, but some individuals I admire and respect are my wife Tracy who has supported me in anything I've ever wanted to do (even comedy). My Dad John Andrews is the man I respect more than any other. Comics I admire include :- Stuart Francis, Tom Stade, Ben Bailey, Jonathin Winters, Jack Benny, Billy Connolly....plus many more!

     Jay Ryan's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Toxteth, Liverpool.
Body type:5' 9" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$30,000 to $45,000


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MySpace Layouts Myspace Layouts, Myspace Graphics, Codes I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.comGreetings fellow MySpacers and welcome to my page. Thank you so much for taking the time to peruse my picture and profile. After just under two years performing stand up comedy I have just become a full time comic. I love what I do and many people within the industry inform me I have what it takes. So in pandering to my own ego I'll believe them. So if you like what you see on the page and you need a comic for your venue or your special event then please contact me via this page. There's a very good chance you won't regret it. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Hope life is good. Jay x
Who I'd like to meet:
Stephen Fry, Gene Perret, Milton Jones, Bob Hope, Henny Youngman, Peter Boyle, Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, George Carlin, Jonathan Winters, Brad Garrett, Jack Benny, Max Alexander, Phyllis Diller.

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Abide With Me

Abide With Me



Aug 8 2008 3:30 PM

       "Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD.
" (Amos 8:11)


       In the novel No Blade of Grass, a virus attacks all the grasses of the world, including wheat, barley, rye, oats, and rice. The world is plunged into famine and violence. People kill for food.


       God warns us a different kind of famine, "a famine ... of hearing the words of the LORD.
"
A lack of food can lead to disease and death. A famine of the Word can produce eternal consequences. Without access to God's Word, we lack wisdom for life and the message of eternal life in Christ. We need "the sincere milk of the word, that [we] may grow thereby.
" (1 Peter 2:2)

       We can identify with the prophet when he said, "Thy words were found, and I did eat them; and Thy word was unto me the joy and rejoicing of mine heart: for I am called by Thy name, O LORD God of hosts.
" (Jeremiah 15:16)


Give me, O Lord, a strong desire
To look in Thy Word each day;
Help me to hide its truths in my heart,
Lest from Thy path my feet would stray.


Without a heart for God, we cannot hear His Word.

God bless you.
100% People!

100% People!



Jun 3 2008 3:50 PM

Perfection is so boring… don’t ya think?

Show you support your own individuality by joining the 100% People Fan Page today!



xx
Jim McDonald

Jim McDonald



Mar 26 2008 10:32 PM

Jay,

I will be in Liverpool June 12 - 14.

Any chance of giging in your city?

All the best,

Jim
Dave

Dave



Nov 7 2007 11:09 AM

Haha, that is so true, I haven't been out the doghouse for last 8 years!
STAND up and BE COUNTED!!!

STAND up and BE COUNTED!!!



Oct 18 2007 8:32 AM

hay ya

im Ally, howz it going?
XS Malarkey

XS Malarkey



Aug 4 2007 8:55 AM

Ta for the add, Jay!

,o/
Jeremy Hotz

Jeremy Hotz



Aug 4 2007 8:06 AM

Hey Jay,



Comment on the videos on my MySpace page and be chosen the "MOST MISERABLE FRIEND OF THE WEEK" Poorly displayed on my site.

COMMENT ME BACK!
Jonathan Mayor

Jonathan Mayor



Jul 29 2007 12:13 AM

Thanks for the add darling!
love Jonathan
xxx
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Jun 20 2007 2:55 PM

Jay,

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Rudi Lickwood

Rudi Lickwood



Jun 11 2007 10:10 PM

Ok!! it's been a while I've had you pending but don't cuss I just wanted to have something to show you.

Here is a thought for fathers day...

Check out Roger D & Rudi Lickwood by getting a copy of 'BIG MAN ISSUES' from ASDA and other independant record shops :)

Or online on www.hmv.co.uk




Thanks for having me in your circle of space. Always good to link up witha fellow comic respect bro.
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