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Jay Szech (big show 1/22!)
Stand-Up / Asian / Black
Who are you and where’s my horse?

Male
26 years old
Baltimore, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login: 5/2/2009
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BioJay Szech began his comedy career in July 2002 at Winchester's Comedy Club in Baltimore. During his senior year at Salisbury University (MD) he was selected by the student body to be the opener for such acts as Daniel Tosh, Bert Kreisher, and Elvira Kurt. As Jay said, "My first paying gig was a coupon for a free oil change". Upon graduation in 2004 Jay hit the D.C. comedy scene (and survived). His stories about college, the working world, and life after graduation have thrilled college crowds as well as people who wish they were still in college. During the day he entertained a different crowd as a 10th grade history teacher (it takes alot to scare this man). After spending 2 summers as the on field emcee of MiLB's Aberdeen IronBirds, Jay relocated to Los Angeles in 2005. He has quickly become a fixture on the scene with appearances at The Comedy Store, Room 5 for White Boy Comedy Productions, HaHa Cafe Comedy Club and Martini Blues. "This is really all just an elaborate ploy to get women to pay attention to me...but I try to keep the act fresh, whether it's pop culture, college life, or Chuck Norris. I just want to bring a different way of looking at the world that's fun. It's all about the people who laid their money down, or snuck in, having a blast." Jay Szech grew up in Linthicum, Md. and currently resides in Los Angeles. If you are a college student and would like to see Jay perform at your campus, spread this profile around and beg your student activities board to book Jay Szech! Now click one of these links and enjoy some Jay!Jay Szech at The Comedy Store (Mac/Quicktime Player)Jay Szech at The Comedy Store (Windows/Windows Media Player)
Websitecoming soon
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Denis Leary, Jim Gaffigan, Adam Sandler, Steve Martin, Daniel Tosh
TV Shows(Radio)- WQSR Rouse & Company Morning Show 11/04
Films7even Days (Independent)-2004 "Jay" Executive Producer Co-Writer w/ Josh Chamberlain

    Jay Szech (big show 1/22!)'s Interests
GeneralMiscellaneous Tomfoolery. I'm into running, surfing, film, camping and basically just doing stuff with friends. I love doing stand up so we'll see where that lands me...probably working at Chuck E. Cheese. I also enjoy poking the homeless people on venice beach with sticks, and deciphering the spanish language, as well as eurotrash accents.
MusicI'm pretty broad with music, Nine Inch Nails is the all time favorite. Rolling Stones, Green Day, Social D, Loving the Lie, Pattern 13, Van Halen, Billy Idol. Doors, JCS, Foo Fighters, Blink 182, MXPX, SR-71,RHCP, Beasties, Jimmy Buffett, AC/DC, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Offspring, . I'm a big rock guy but i'm kinda all over the place. Oh and Motown is amazing. My dream though is play in a country jug band.
Movies7even Days (ok I'm partial because I wrote it), Top Gun, Ghostbusters, Platoon, Old School, Boondock Saints, Animal House, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Mindless film is great. Theres no need to find deep meaning in a film. You want meaning? Start a cult.
TelevisionIf you ain't rollin with the simpsons you ain't rollin with me. Family Guy, Robot Chicken, A-Team (I love it when a plan comes together) and of course Sports Center, Baseball Tonight, and College Gameday. That 70's Show, M*A*S*H. I don't watch a lot of TV since I'm never home.
BooksThis is why they invented movies and TV, jerk. Hemingway is cool though and Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets is a quality read. And any biography on Ralph Macchio or Pat Morita.
HeroesMy Old Man
Groups: Knight LifeComedians CornerRakefet Abergel Fans!NCHS Class of 2000Salisbury University Alumni Association

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     Jay Szech (big show 1/22!)'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Linthicum, Maryland
Body type:5' 7" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Starving Stand-Up Comic

   Jay Szech (big show 1/22!)'s Schools
Salisbury University
Salisbury, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications/ Mass Media
Clubs: Track & Field(2004 CAC Champs!), WSUR Student Radio, SUTV
 

2000 to 2004
North County High
Glen Burnie, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Running, Acting like a jackass
 

1996 to 2000


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little chickenhawk





Dec 29 2008 2:14 AM

Thanks, Ass.
Merry Christmas to you too
¤pebbles♥ R.I.P. Joe





Dec 14 2008 4:55 PM

hey whats up? havent talked to you in forever. just checking up. i miss comming out to see you.
hit me up!
Ron K. [MainPage]





Oct 30 2008 3:00 AM

Happy B-DAY dude!
Just Blowing In The Wind...





Oct 29 2008 4:52 PM

happy birthday justin!
Tenacious TINA





Oct 30 2008 12:46 AM

happy birthday!!
LG!





Oct 18 2008 1:35 AM

dude, i'm down at salisbury, and it's homecoming weekend, lol
LG!





Oct 18 2008 12:01 AM

oh hey there! how are things??? i'm going to catch a show of yours sooner or later!
Don Thomas





Sep 2 2008 3:44 AM

keep clean take a shower its good for your skin!
Katie





Aug 28 2008 7:21 AM

Hey you how's life? Still drinking too much and waking up in your dad's front lawn with no pants on?
sTePh





Aug 24 2008 4:31 AM

Your comedy is like masturbation; you're the only one that enjoys it and you should be arrested for doing it in public :)

...dude you have to watch the Roast of Bob Saget, it's hilarious...
S-Hickey





Jun 28 2008 8:44 PM

we got crucified together

haha
Rob





Jun 26 2008 12:40 AM

Just getting by, getting ready to check into recruiting school in a couple weeks and then hopefully coming back out there to you guys.
we will have to have a pancake breakfast!
Linz-A-La





Jun 22 2008 10:19 PM

Pretty crazy ain't it!! Hope your doing well!! Its been ages!! Take care and hope your making lots of people laugh!!!!
just spinning





Jun 22 2008 6:26 AM

Hey! Thanks for the Add Jay!!!
Kat-the Ultimate Ravens Chic





Jun 18 2008 1:05 AM

Hey Jay! Thanks for the add and it was a pleasure meeting you and talking O's baseball w/ ya on Saturday!
Gregory T.





May 22 2008 9:51 PM

Thank you for hating me!
♥ Amanda ♥





Apr 22 2008 11:51 PM

i hope you're planning me a kick ass grad party
Baseball Girlie





Apr 8 2008 1:40 PM

Sorry. Couldn't resist.
natalie dee
nataliedee. com
Mikey 2 Shoes





Mar 23 2008 3:49 PM

Happy Easter Jay. It was good seeing you last Sunday.
Baseball Girlie





Mar 23 2008 7:00 PM

Easter
Priscilla





Mar 6 2008 12:31 AM

Me? Marathon? Good one! lol Congrats to you though. Was that your first one?
Priscilla





Mar 7 2008 1:21 AM

hmmm...make it a vodka/redbull mile and i may have to take you up on that...
Rob





Mar 5 2008 4:44 PM

Whats up brother how are you feeling? I am still kinda sore, what is your email so I can send you the pics? It was a great experience!
Mistah "C"





Feb 27 2008 12:59 AM

you really are a funny guy.The plug for Overlook was priceless. Now you have to include your favorite teacher, (me) in one of your routines or I'll send Mrs. Travers after you.
Chris Dunham





Feb 21 2008 5:17 AM

Idols are for losers and haircuts cost money.
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