Staying up all night writing whimsical songs and poems. Getting very little sleep. Walking in the woods or by the lake. Chasing my cat around the house, then peeking around corners so my cat will chase me and throwing jingle balls at him so he can jump high in the air and knock them down. Dreaming of owning a dog and a compact car/truck with great gas mileage(the truck, not the dog. his mileage may vary). Getting another haircut again one day. Dancing for no reason(hey, i actually feel like dancing some days!), singing in the truck, playing guitar for a pretty gal on a nice summer's night. Watching cartoons and comedy anything. Griping about politics and left wingers and right wingers who have no grasp of the situation we are in nowadays. Prayer, Healing and Prayerful healing.
Music
American music of the 20th century. So what's that, you say? Blues, Bluegrass, Rock and Roll, Soul, Gospel, Jazz, Rhythm and Blues, Classical, Country(and Western), Reggae(O.K., that's jamaican) and even the dreaded Folk(Ain't never heard no horse sing a song, so all music is folk music.)
Movies
The celluloid experience of fantasy and wish-fulfillment propagates our desires to have more in our lives than we are able to attain and gives us unrealistic scenarios and persons to which we can either accept or reject as models for behaviour and appearance. (me, i like-y comedy!)
Television
*WATCH TV, BE LIKE OZZY, WATCH TV, BE LIKE OZZY!!* The Office(Not the Limey version) My Name is Earl, Adult Swim, Family Guy, King of The Hill, Lilo and Stitch, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, and great cancelled shows like MST3K (Torture!), Freakazoid, Greg The Bunny and Home Movies! (McGuirk Rules!!)
Books
That's them things with the words in 'em, right? Yeah, I seen those before. (I don't read. I'm a philistine. Wait, if I don't read, how did I learn that word?)
Heroes
My mom and dad and the rest of my family, my best friend and partner in crime Terry Crigger, who taught me most everything i learned about rock and roll music and talked me into playing bass guitar when all i could think of was the banjo and becoming Earl Scruggs(good thing too, there's already an Earl Scruggs!) Anyone that stands up for Jesus
Mr. E!'s Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Hometown:
You've neither heard of nor been to that place
Body type:
2' 5"
Religion:
Protestant
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Bon Vivant, Raconteur, Jackanape and Social Gadfly
About me: I was born in Mannheim, Germany in 1906 and apprenticed to the local butcher where my job was to pick up toenails and hooves. I was paid all the toenails and hooves that I could carry home. It was a sad existence. Then I was magically transported to the 1970's United States of America where i was schooled, broken, and then schooled some more. I threw off the shackles of convention and spent some years traveling with a circus playing for peanuts. After that adventure ended, I rode a desk at a major insurance agency. When I got spooked about desk riding(those desks hurt when they throw you and step on you), I moved to the sticks and waited around to die. When death didn't come, I moved back to the city so I could underachieve some more. Now I'm happy and healthy, sort of. for an old guy, that is.
Oh, and I rock like thunder, Baby!
Who I'd like to meet: "she played chrome ludwigs, he had an epiphone bass/
they were the rhythm section, no one had any complaints/
like a hand in a glove, that's the way that they fit/
playing rhythm and blues, none of that disco shit."
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