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The Jazzclops

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  • The Jazzclops

  • 83 / Male
  • BROOKLYN, New York, US
  • Last Login: 6/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Listening, looking, seein, and bein. All this and all that and not a thing at all in between, you catch? The drift, the pull, the great big tide. Inside... A swell, a curl, a deep dark dive where I can get me a drink, a smoke, a talk and a dance. A brawl or a tussle, a fray or a mess. A guess...

    The moment beween. The unseen. Her glance, her touch, her kiss, her scent. Her sweet sweet scent. If only. If only for a moment. That sweet tender scent.

  • Music

    miles. miles and miles of miles. big jimmy who plays on the corner. little miss mabelle singing her sick daddy to sleep. trim sam and his big brown boots stompin on into the night by the dock. louis, dizzy, and cab. benny and jimmy and fats. and duke. yeah, that duke, he's all right. and charlie. charlie charlie charlie. charlie and mister john. can't forget our good mister john, a night train to mister john, a sweet refrain with mister john...

  • Movies

    Ahhhhh...this and that, you know? I don't care so much about that sort. I like the good bits, you know? The parts you can feel your way through? You got any o'those?

  • Television

    Gone and broke it about four years back, now she sits next to the toaster holdin up mama's olde books. I once saw a program on sea horses I could'a watched on into my grave, though. Beautiful little fellows they are.

  • Books

    Momma never got that far. S'alright.

  • Heroes

    Every last one of 'em.

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: New Orleans, Louisiana
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 0' 1"
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: musician

Blurbs

About me:

Don't ask me why, kiddo, but some cat's got pictures of little ole me for sale here:

Marty's Sock Puppet Portrait Online Emporium. Weird stuff, baby.

Me? I been brawlin' and hustlin' and blowin' on my horn since longer n' I can remember. My momma looked down at me with that big beautiful eye o hers, blinked twice, and there I was a'blowin out some ole Dixieland tune before i could stand up and say 'mammy'.

I like a cool hand in a smoky room on hot night, you know? A sly gal callin' the shots while a big dog laughs and barkeep squawkss-s-s. Horns can mend a broken bone but a heart that aches has got no hope and no home, baby. No hope and no home...how she hurts...

All that sort of silly business, with all its glitter and all its burn. All its sass and hustle and sweet sweet jive.

Being that I am, as the scholars have graciously provided, of the genus CYCLOPS, I'll warn you just this one time that you might just wanna scoot your little 'uns and puppy dogs on out the door after my set. A man can't fight his nature, and I eat babies and dogs like biscuits and gravy, kid.

Who I'd like to meet:

Drifters, mourners, daily sojourners. A kid who can play some Dixie might be fun for a change. Broken hearts, mended sisters, found family, two-trick ponies-you know the routine.

A girl whose smile sighs and says, "I'm just for you today and all days, baby please." Baby,please. Good Lord take me to my knees...baby please...

Soul. I'd like to meet soul.

And some folks who'd just as soon get rid of their puppies or little 'uns is a welcome surprise any old day, yessir.

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A message from our sponsor: Purchase any of Marty's 36 Sock Puppet Portraits (small framed photographs of sock puppets that Marty makes) at www.martystuff.com. Support the crazy arts! While you're at it, listen to sock puppets and people rock out together at www.unclemonsterface.com!

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Comments

Displaying 8 of 8 comments
  • Puppytron 5000

    Feb 9 2009 7:32 PM

    Even from the future, I can never forgive you.

    ARF!

    -Puppytron
  • Isaac

    Aug 24 2008 4:17 AM

    shu-bop-clops,

    your the man.

    up top, in the pocket, groovaayyy
  • lovely other dino

    Dec 3 2007 11:41 PM

    i think i may cry...
    top friend?
    yes.

    happiness?
    hellz yes.

    orgasm?
    hella close.
  • jocelyn

    May 8 2007 6:20 PM

    I love you. Make me pregnant.
  • Schmenge

    May 3 2007 9:53 PM

    Thank you for adding SCHMENGE!

    Stay tuned for instructions fellow sock creature.
  • Capt. Kristinface the G…Kristin Davisson

    Mar 26 2007 9:30 PM

    let's start a band.
  • Terrycloth Green

    Mar 20 2007 1:15 AM

    I don't really know what any of that means, but it probably ruled. Though there's no way it ruled as much as that time you ate that whole puppy. Dude, effing amazing.

    Rock and roll puppy eater.
  • ProfessorProfessor Doverbean

    Mar 8 2007 5:35 PM

    I just wanted take a moment to thank you for the really 'cool' record that you got for me. I don't think I ever would have found Mister Mingus on my own. I hope that you feel the same way about 'A Tribe Called Quest'. I really think you might 'dig' it.