Also known as Jazzvinder Raj, Grabby Grumblebutt, and Emperor of the Persian Rug; the fearsome, ugly-butted, camel-backed, truffle-snuffling, ice-cream-toed, black-lipped pig-cat of Calcutta.
Although why, I'm not sure.
9 years equals 52 Human years, although around Tharsis I sometimes feel more like 100. I am the official lap-warmer of Atratus and Valerian. I tend to sleep a lot, so I don't get on the computer very often, but when I do I like blogging - so if you want you can check me out on LiveJournal.
Oh yeah, don't touch my feet. I hate that.