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Jonathan Burns
Comico
"A watched pot never boils. Unless you have heat ray vision."

Male
26 years old
LANCASTER, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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    Jonathan Burns's Interests
GeneralComedy, Magic, Juggling, Sideshow Stunts. (Man. I'm a nerd...)
HeroesPee Wee Herman
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     Jonathan Burns's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Johnstown, PA
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Jonathan Burns's Schools
Millersville University Of Pennsylvania
Millersville,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art Education
Clubs: VaudeVILLE - Juggling Club
 

2000 to 2004
Richland Shs
Johnstown,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1987 to 2000

   Jonathan Burns's Companies
BIG Name Entertainment
Lancaster, PA US
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Francis Menotti





Oct 6 2008 1:40 PM

Funny... Neither can I! :-) I'm pretty excited about it.
-fjm-
Silhouettes by Kathryn





Sep 29 2008 4:11 AM

Great seeing you, too! I wish I could have hung out as well...but instead had to make a mad dash for the airport.
Hope to maybe see you at some of the upcoming conferences though!
Michael Kent





Sep 10 2008 1:50 AM

Mark De Rose





Aug 10 2008 1:04 AM

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Announcing The BIG Mahalo!!! It's a long overdue event to say thank you to you all who have been supportive of Mark DeRose Music for so long and meet some new fans too! All are invited!!!

Prizes, Giveaways and MORE! Grab your grass skirts, join us at the LUAU, and let us say a "BIG Thank You" Hawaiian style!!

Hope to see you on the 22nd of August!
~Mark
Eli





Jul 25 2008 12:33 AM

Hey buddy, great seeing you all the other week! Tara and I are going to be in the area this Sat from around 10-4ish. I remember talk that yous guys might be in NJ? If not you can float me a message, maybe a art ed block reunion at two cuz for a late lunch? Holla back.
E
Michael





Jun 13 2008 2:47 AM

Jonathan. What is going on? Yea things have been going great. Doing lots of gigs and having a blast. It was nice meeting you in China and I hope we can work together again sometime soon. Take care if you ever need another entertainer for a show let me know.
Michael Daugherty
MrMikesComedy. com
Mr.Deadguy





Jun 2 2008 10:53 PM

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Jim & Heather





Jun 2 2008 1:54 AM

great show today! here's hoping the balloon finally showed up...without too much difficulty.
Team Rootberry





May 29 2008 7:11 AM

Losing makes me stronger!

Cayla





May 22 2008 4:44 PM

You did a great job!! Hope to get you to come to Parkersburg soon!!!
Eli





May 5 2008 10:32 AM

Ha that's worse than bad!
Bambouk Brian





Apr 3 2008 11:42 PM

Bambouk Off Broadway, Baby!

Hear Bambouk's interview with Trav S.D. on nytheatrecast. com or Bambouk. com/press
Dee





Mar 26 2008 3:41 AM

haha it was great to meet you too!! im glad to be an offical member! and i loved my outfit too!! St.
Patty's day was fun!!
Silhouettes by Kathryn





Mar 17 2008 10:22 PM

Yes, I do get those a lot! Especially, "Did Edward Scissorhands teach you everything you know?"
Silhouettes by Kathryn





Mar 17 2008 10:17 PM

Thank you for accepting my request! Nice to meet you this week @ APCA. Take care and best of luck!
Kathryn
Justin Worsham





Mar 17 2008 4:49 PM

HEY MAN!!!

It was great meeting you at APCA. I hope our paths cross again. Take care and let me know if you are ever in SoCal.
Dave





Mar 10 2008 10:20 PM

Yoo whats crackin burns just saying whats up and i hope everything is going good
Tighe





Feb 5 2008 12:11 AM

Happy Birthday JB!!!
In honor of your birthday...I give you a virtual pie in your face!

Forget GI jane, Im GI JORDAN ♥





Feb 5 2008 12:49 AM

happy birthday! hope it's a good one! -jordan (aka salsa girl) :)
Tom





Feb 5 2008 1:43 AM

Happy Birthday Jonny B!! :-)
Tony Mills





Feb 4 2008 5:17 AM

Happy birthday to the coolest guy in the biz! (even if I have all the moves) ;P
Dramatic Adventure Theatre





Feb 3 2008 6:50 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for your support. I think you should throw a theme party this year! What do you think?


Chris Chelko





Feb 2 2008 5:36 PM

Crap the LNP beat me to wishing you a Happy Birthday!!! Well, we'll just see about that....next year!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (in 2 days)

Chris
Lucy Buttons- The Queen of Rock and Roll Burlesque





Feb 1 2008 7:45 PM

Happy Birthday!!! Hope I get to see you again soon.
The Late Night Players





Jan 31 2008 3:06 PM

oh man is your birthday really coming up?! crazy. enjoy it!
macek





Jan 31 2008 5:06 PM

Hey Jon, wanted to drop a line and wish you a Happy Birthday … hope all is well on your end!
Tim Butler





Jan 31 2008 2:51 PM

Yes..it was a very weird day that day.
Jason Moffett





Jan 29 2008 1:32 AM

What's hapnin dog?


watch for me later this season on HBO's:



every sunday @ 9pm est!
G Money





Jan 28 2008 3:55 PM

doin good mr. burns, i saw your toilet seat act, that was pretty good! how you been?
Natalie





Jan 19 2008 7:40 PM

Ha! I am doing pretty well! Living in Pittsburgh for right now. I really want to move though. Not sure where yet. Perhaps CA. We'll see! I'm privately tutoring a 16 year old girl full-time right now. It's a lot of work, but she's really fun. I never thought I'd be able to get along with a teenager so well. I'm actually living with my two sisters in Pittsburgh as well. Steph's a bartender at Max & Erma's/personal trainer at Gold's Gym. And Allison's hopefully finishing up her last year at Duquesne. We got a little shih-tzu puppy too! His name is runner, and if you look at my pictures, you can see him! How bout you? How's the career going? How's married life going?
Tim-berland





Jan 13 2008 2:16 AM

Hey. Do you remember me from MU? I lived in brookwood and worked for the Talmages as well. I went to UCF. I was friends with Justin Rule, who I have been seeing every so often recently over at Wickersham elementary where I work. I think he said he's working with you in some way or another. I am okay. I bought a house in Lancaste city a few months ago. It's been good, but the work I'm doing on the house is going slower than I'd expected. God bless.
Tony Mills





Jan 4 2008 2:45 AM

Sorry this is late but...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hope to see you at the conventions.

Bye! :)
Laura





Dec 30 2007 4:37 PM

I'm reading the sunday paper and then BAM... there you are! Congratulations on getting on the front cover of the Entertainment section!! :)
Dan





Dec 19 2007 6:48 AM

thanks magic
Vicki G





Dec 19 2007 3:10 PM

Thanks for the birthday wish, you made a 5 year old's day. He wanted to tell you that "you're cool". I told him I would relay the message. Thanks again. Maybe we could work out a day in July. (Somewhere around the 15th.)
Laura





Dec 10 2007 11:17 PM

Hey! i'm great! I see things are good with you! I love you graphic work! Totally awesome!
Moe Moe





Dec 10 2007 7:25 PM

Asbury Park is coming along, lots of rebuilding and new building going on, it's quite exciting! We saw you at Kaboom's show last year it was a lot of fun.
Dana





Dec 9 2007 6:07 PM

Wow, small world! I'm going to see him downtown new year's eve for First Night... ever been? Last year was the first time I went, it's fun.
Moe Moe





Dec 7 2007 4:58 PM

gonna be back around asbury park anytime soon?