JOSHUA C

www.myspace.com/jcovitt
  • JOSHUA C

  • 99 / Male
  • los ageles, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/6/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Spedning hours each day on myspace generating a sweet ass profile and accumulating important comments from all my sweet ass friends. Isn't my profile f-ing amazing. Don't stare too hard.
  • Music

    something so rad and cool that no one else lists it on their profile. that and the black eyed peas. Check out my lumpy bumpy dumpy humps.
  • Movies

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  • Television

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  • Books

    What? Are you serious?
  • Heroes

    Your mom and dad.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Encinitas, CA Biatch
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: wanker
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

..>The Bourne Nutrition on FunnyOrDie.com..> ..>Talk to Kids PSA on FunnyOrDie.com..> I am the mythical half robot, half Josh. Watch me eat chips ....

Who I'd like to meet:

HEROES

Friend Space (Top 4)

Comments

Displaying 25 of 142 comments
  • Nov 22 2008 1:58 AM

    yeah pizzone!!!
  • Apr 7 2008 7:45 PM

    UCB Softball. let's make it happen.
  • Mar 31 2008 8:49 AM

    Shit! I totally forgot about soup!
  • Mar 21 2008 3:52 AM

    yeah top 10!
  • Mar 19 2008 5:45 AM

    Joshareth...just watched some of your stuff after VOTING yes..voting,-VOTE FOR GOIN' TO NAPA!- and I had a laugh attack...ATTACK!lol...pancakes.
  • Feb 19 2008 9:02 PM

    Shovitt - Congrats on the ink! -p
  • Feb 5 2008 9:54 PM

    OMG...just watched your award on CNN. That's SOOOO cool. Well deserved. I've been touting the video all over town!
  • Dec 30 2007 9:23 PM

    Hope your New Year turns out Happy!!! The surgery on my arm turned out great! I can shoot spiderwebs from my wrist now...how cool is that?
  • Dec 28 2007 5:57 PM

    Dude, I'm back in So Cal with my boyfriend and we're thinking of stopping in LA on our drive up the coast. Prob on Jan 4. You around? x
  • Dec 17 2007 7:40 PM

    My Mom LOVES Bourne. I'm being serious.
  • Dec 14 2007 6:19 AM

    I'm really impressed by all the hilarious shit on your page. Keep up the good work.
  • Dec 14 2007 1:54 AM

    love the bourne clip, haha, "hey, are you guys making popcorn?"
  • Nov 26 2007 10:44 PM

    Got yer text - that'll show 'em! Made me giggle...
  • Nov 13 2007 10:22 PM

    you ate all the space rations of freeze-dried stroganoff. the rest of the crew is pissed.

    i forgive you.
  • Oct 31 2007 7:54 PM

    Happy Halloween.

    ps... the PSA is great. Are those children in a union? They should be. Did you know kids under the age of 14 can only legally be actors and/or newspaper boys/girls for money? So, if you want 'em to do anything else, don't pay them.

    pps... my job is boring. this is all i learned yesterday.
  • Oct 30 2007 8:11 PM

    You make me feel like early menopause
  • Oct 29 2007 9:24 PM

    I love black jews!
  • Oct 29 2007 9:03 AM

    the attack sketches are great!
  • Oct 27 2007 12:45 AM

    i am posting your psa on my friends' profiles!

    job well done!

    as a teacher, i think it is important that i share this video with as many people as possible.

    next time, you should throw in the "david copperfield."
  • Oct 26 2007 2:38 AM

    QUEEEEEEEEEF...queef...QUEEEEEF.
    Enjoy. xo.
  • Oct 25 2007 11:38 PM

    Now that "Bird" is gone it looks like I just went off on a long diatribe with myself all over your Myspace page. I'm not 100% comfortable with that. Not 100% uncomfortable, either.
  • Oct 23 2007 7:00 AM

    Nice seeing you for a one second the other night. Why didn't you stay to watch us? I mean, it was only 2AM for crying out loud???
  • Oct 18 2007 6:19 AM

    Boo! Did I scare you?
  • Oct 17 2007 8:36 PM

    Tell "bird" to watch his "beak." Please.
  • Oct 16 2007 3:59 AM

    Hey, I'm out of the dark hole of movie making. Let's have a belated celebration of your birthday sometime.