Watching and hosting moldy old, bad cheesy Horror flicks. Hoodoo. Double barreled shotguns. Barbecue. Roast 'possum and sweet 'taters. Boilin' up mudbugs with some cottonmouth gumbo. Okra. Fire eating, human blockhead, nasal cavity flossing and various other classic carny tricks to perform on a Sunday morning at Shoney's breakfast buffet for easily frightened $alvation addicts. Sippin' moonshined absinthe and banjo pickin'.
Music
Unknown Hinson, The Cramps, Alice Cooper, Willie Nelson, Hank 1,2,& 3, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Shooter and Waylon Jennings, Hasil Adkins, and last but not least The King of Kings Elvis Presley
Movies
The Greatest of all times IS: THEATER OF BLOOD w/ Vincent Price! Aside from those, "South of Heaven West of Hell" is just about the second best western ever made, "Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" being the 1st. "Freaks" by Todd Browning, "House of 1,000 Corpses" and "The Devil's Rejects", the ORIGINAL "Texas Chainsaw Massacre",
Television
Currently, I'm totally addicted to "Lost", thank "Bob" for DVD box sets and bless the souls who graciously record episodes for me.
Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Addams Family, Andy Griffith, Benny Hill, Star Trek Next Gen, Carnivale, The Sopranos, Simpsons, Deadwood.
Books
"Fart Proudly" by Benjamin Franklin (yes, THE Benjamin Franklin), "The Devil's Notebook" by Anton Szandor LaVey, the complete works of both Peter J. Carrol and Aleister Crowley, "Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women", "Grimm's Grimmest:A Collection of the Original Grimm's Brothers Fairy Tales",
Heroes
The Immortal King of Kings Elvis Presley, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Vincent Price, George Carlin, The Hilarious Holy Trinity(Moe, Larry, & Curly. Fuck Curly Joe!) 17th century Itallian Magician Bosco di Bartolomeo, William Shakespere, Bela Lugosi, P.T. Barnum, Anton Lavey, Aleister Crowley, Peter Carrol, Mr. Rodgers, Forrest J. Ackerman, Alice Cooper, Billy Bob Thornton, Frank Zappa, David Lynch and Roky Erikson have made me who I am today. So blame them.
jebediah's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Hometown:
Shitsplat, TX
Body type:
8' 11"
Ethnicity:
Other
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Someday
Occupation:
Carnival Barker/ Horror Host
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About me: .. Online Videos by Veoh.comInterview with Unknown Hinson
Coming July 22nd From Universal Home Video!
Now Playing On Fright Time Funhouse, "The Brain That Wouldn't Die", "Maniac", and "Nightmare Castle"! With each episode, you not only get a Moldy Movie Classic, you also get ancient cartoons, weird music videos, freaky movie trailers, and all manners of audio/visual oddities! Stay tuned, the full archive is coming soon! Also, don't forget to checkout the weekly Fright Time Funhouse Radio Hour only on Cult Radio a-GoGo's Horror Host Radio Network every Saturday at 7:30PM EST! (www.cultradioagogo.com)
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Long , long ago in a circus side show far, far away, a crazed southern carnival barker named Jebediah Buzzard earned a living barking for the likes of Jorge..the Human Pomegranate , Otto the Half Man/Half Sofa, and Eunice the Stupidest Woman in the World. Traveling with the "Creepiest Show on Earth", Le Cirque Noir, Buzzard stumbled upon a mysterious crossroads in the backwoods of Booger County, ARkansas. There he met an infernal being by the name of ArchDemon Larry. Now this "ArchDemon Larry" promised him the power to return from the grave in exchange for his soul. Being a devout SubGenius, Buzzard didn't regard his soul as very important to begin with. It wasn't until long after his untimely demise that the true deal was revealed: He could only return every Halloween night, the night all things dead get to return anyway! Bitter about the raw deal, Buzzard re-negotiated the Contract to allow him to rise on a permanent basis so long as he agreed to host horror films for all eternity. Now ArchDemon Larry sends up movies from the Abyss every other week, along with a cartoon or two, for Jeb to sometimes present in its original form but often "re-mastered or enhanced
The Fright Time Funhouse Compound is now based in Charles Town, WV. I'm no longer relying on the legal aid of that clown attorney. Th' show can be seen regularly on Thursdays and Saturdays at midnight on FCCTV in the DC area. You can also catch the show on at random times throughout the US in various cities coast to coast and occaisionally on the web thanks to the Horror Host Underground Network."
Hey Ghouls 'n' Goblins! Listen to The Fright Time Funhouse Radio Hour Every Saturday on Cult Radio a Go Go!
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Who I'd like to meet: Cthulu (do elder god's count?)
I'd really dig knockin' back a pint of ale with William Shakespere and shootin' a few rounds of pool with Tom Waits. But one of these days THE King WILL return to redeem us all, and I'm gonna serve him the best fried chicken and fried banana sandwiches he ever ate.
CALI DATES AND PROJECT INDEPENDENT TOUR DATES 2009
NOT-LIABLE NOW ON ITUNES AND PROJECT INDEPENDENT TOUR 2009 !!!!
UPCOMIN CALI DATES PLEASE COME OUT AND MEET THE BAND!!! OCT 11,09 ALLEY KATZ/ PROJECT INDEPENDENT TOUR -RICMOND,VA OCT 21,09 THE WHISKY A GO-GO-LOS ANGELES,CALI SHOWTIME-9:45PM OCT 22,09 THE RAINBOW ROOM-VALLEY GLEN,CA OCT 23,09 THE SURF CITY LOUNGE-WEST HOLLYWOOD,CALI OCT 26,09 THE SKINNY -LANKERSHIM BLVD,NORTH HOLLYWOOD,CA NOV 1,09 THE WHISKY A G0-G0 SOCAL METALFEAST PROJECT INDEP-8901 SUNSET BLVD WEST HOLLYWOOD,CA NOV 2,09 MONDAY TRIP -SANTA MONICA,CA MORE CA DATES SOON TBA NOV 6,09 KC MUSIC FRED,VA OPEN 4 WHITE KNUCKLE BATTERY,PROPERTY,DIABASE NOV 13,09 TWISTED HILLBILLY ROAD SHOW HAMILITON PUB-SAGINAN,MICHICAN NOV 14,09 TWISTED HILLBILLY ROAD SHOW BLONDIES -DETRIOT,MICHICAN NOV 21 TWISTED HILL BILLY SHOW-ELEMENT LOUNGE-RICHMOND,VA DEC 5,09 TOYS FOR TOTS BENEFIT-PANEX PROMOTIONS-L&BS DALE CITY,VA APRIL 24, 2010-MUSIC MAYHEM MAGIZINE BATTLE OF THE BANDS- THE RITZ-TAMPA FLORIDA
Terrific show on CRAGG this weekend!! Awesome movie - it was a real treat, and much loved...where did you find that thing?? The host segments were really out of this world. Thank you so much for sharing that episode with us - it was a real treat. But weird, weird movie, that...
THANKS FOR THE ADD NEW MUSIC NOW ON SITE!! NOT-LIABLE NORTH AMERICAN TOUR DATES 2009 8.07.09 OSHAUGHNESSYS /NOT-LIABLE / KNEE DEEP ALEX,VA 8.08.09 OPENING FOR PSYCHOSTICK / KC MUSIC ALLEY FRED,VA 8-9-09 ALLEY KATZ/RICHMOND,VA OPEN 4 PSYCHOSTICK 8.15.09 CLUB CATALYST/ TWISTED HILLBILLY FESTIVAL KNOXXVILLE,TENN 8.22.09 ZAKKS COFFEE HOUSE/ TWISTED HILLBILLY ROAD SHOW MURFREESBORO,NC 8.29.09 ROCK FOR A CURE CONCERT FREDRICKSBURG,VA 9.12.09 OSHAUGHNESSYS/SOULCRAFT/KNEE DEEP/N-L ALEX,VA 10-11-09 ALLEY KATZ/RICHMOND,VA PROJECT INDEPENDENT 10.24.09 JOSABIS /SAN ANTONIO,TEXAS, PROJECT INDEPENDENT 10.25.09 JOSABIS/SAN ANTONIO TEXAS PROJECT INDEPENDENT 10.27.09 JAKES BACKROOM- LUBBOCK,TEXAS 10.28.09 THE LAUNCHPAD / ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO 11.01.09 THE WHISKY A GO-GO SOCAL METAL FEST,LOS ANGELES,CA