jebodiah
jebodiah jebodiah wil kick yore ass!

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37 years old
Trenton, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2009
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    jebodiah's Interests
Generalsmokin, drinkin, huffin, lookin at porno, rebildin a engine on a camaro, given my sealf tatos. shootin my 30-30 at rats at the dump. goin to the gas stashun an scrachin off the faces of them stickers thats got a picher of a cop tellin you not to steel gas. fitin with stranjers.
Musicall the good stuff skinerd, kidrock, trixster, warrent, enufz znuff, slotter, the fog hats,that band thet dos radar love, axxept, kix, pantara, mitalicka, acdc, judis preast, arn maydin, mc hamer
Moviesman that materx is sum fuked up shit. i like that their die hard stuf to. rambo an that othir rambo movy were he was a truker thet arm raseld. vandam stuf were he kiks ass. i liek thet fast an fures movie to. an that won movy were thay all are hitin each other.
Televisionwwe rasslin, renagade, the fall guy, racin, walkir texis ranger. weel a fortchen, spider man. peepels cort. dukes a hazert, famly ties.
Booksmagazeen with wimen and cars on the front. husler. that book thets got how to take a engin apart in it. any book thet i can beet somwons ass with or throw at thim an hert them. the books in the liberry thets got them pichers paintid of nekked fat wimon. also the librery books that got pichers of anamals atackin an eatin other anamils in it.
Heroesvandam rambo hulk hogin kid rock that guy on the insid covir of the led zeplin zoso hes a badass an that dood with part a his foot gone.

     jebodiah's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:farefax VA but i got worents there on me
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:runin from the law
Income:Less than $30,000

   jebodiah's Companies
the hospitil
US
janiter

got fired bacawse i was in jale
some construcshin doods
US
i dig the holes thet thay poor the concrete in

i qwit
a used car lot
US
i wash the cars an go git stuf for the boss

i quit bacause i stoled won a the cars
i aent worken rite now
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About me:
hay everwon my name is jebodiah an i am a cool dood that drives arond all over the plase. i moestly enjoy arm raslin, drinken, smokin dope, and drivin fast. i hang out at the arcade and kik kids ases at duble dragin. thin i taek ther corders an play daytona usa. i smoke them marburo reds not them faggity lites. wanna git in a fite sometime? i like me a good fight or a arm rassle. i got in a fite with the cops won time and they tasered me. they was this one time, i fount a bottle of wisky baside the rode. that was the best day a my life. this one time i fighted with this dude and bustid his nose and he ran oft. sometimes i hear this voyse thet tels me to start fires. sometimes its a invizabul dog thet tels me to start fires. i aent seen the invesabel dog much no more but i bin seain thease smoak pepel that try an atack me. i burnt down a barn won time. i stoled some gasolene out of this doodes camarow an startid a fire with it. i aint alowid in the wal mart no more. i liek to go down by the rever an drenk beer. i fighted with this dood won time bacause i wanted his gerlfrind. she thawt i was cool an hot but after i kicked her boyfrends ass she woodent talk to me no more. she was a bich anyway. i like good music like kidrok an skinnerd and motly cruew. i hate that qweer music thet peepil listin to nowa days. yoo shood add me to yore frinds list an send me a messidge to say hello. everwon wonts to be my frend bacause i am reel cool and stuf reed my blorgs an stuf.
Who I'd like to meet:
the rock mister t them guys in molly hachit dirty harry mitalica an van dam and rambo an this won dood i seen that had part a his foot missen. i seen him win i was a litel boy an i was to scard to talk to him but i afrad no more. i wood even fite that dood now cawse i aent a frade.

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La Ganadora

La Ganadora



Nov 18 2009 3:16 PM

Jeb honey, you're my no. 1 i will love you forever but why don't you ever right back?
Shannon The Cinema Warrior

Shannon Wallen



Nov 15 2009 11:40 PM

Hey check out the teaser trailer for our new Zombie movie Broken Springs on youtube and comment. We need all the help we can get so please spread the word like the H1N1 virus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqEmaPf7pAc
Debbie

Debbie
Online Now!


Oct 14 2009 12:42 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD, JEBODIAH.
Evil Twin

Evil Twin



Oct 13 2009 3:03 PM

Check out Evil Twin's new album, Hollywood, now available on iTunes!
David

David Cline



Sep 24 2009 1:44 AM

Jeb!!! JEB!!! Where've Ya Been??? C'mon out Jeb!
La Ganadora

La Ganadora



Aug 20 2009 12:36 AM

You've been eating out of those radioactive garbage dumps, haven't you?
La Ganadora

La Ganadora



Aug 20 2009 12:36 AM

Jeb honey, why don't you write me love notes like you used to?
La Ganadora

La Ganadora



Aug 20 2009 12:36 AM

Ooooh you sexy!!! You look like my ex!!!
Shannon The Cinema Warrior

Shannon Wallen



Jul 13 2009 9:56 AM

When oh when will they make a movie of your life story. I think I saw a van with you painted on the side dressed as a wizard floating in a storm holding a naked warrior woman.
David

David Cline



Jun 3 2009 4:15 AM

Howyabeen Jeb? Been Bizzy Have Ya? Bro, We can't wait to see Ya!!! Drive or Ride whatever you can to get into Caleefornia! We'll be waitin' to Party!
Dee Jay

Dee Jay



Jun 8 2009 11:44 PM

hay mann long,tyme no speek doode. yew bin keepn oWt of jale? i dun fownd me the kewlist jawb evr. evin bettr then pickn fkysheet of dah pepprz. ima be a gangstr wrapper dewd. how figgin kewl is dat? i'm a be like dat M&M geye. hay mann i maight kneed yew to werk seckurity fur me if yont' tew.

piece oWt dewd
JC The Bigga Figga

JC The Bigga Figga



Jun 12 2009 11:21 AM

you have to watch the entire series!! SO FUNNY!!! I swear, my whole Saturday went by before I knew it, just watching one show after the other. I'm such a loser, I know, lol. Anyways, got any plans for next weekend? ... cuz i doooooooo! oooh, I think the pizza's here, I'm so freakin hungry right now, but it's all good. and that survey thing i was doing - THAT YOU WAS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR DOING!! - i just got paid! $76 for my first check, and since i got paid, I'm gonna do more of em, but I'm already at $184, so I'm loving it. They're so seriously stupid tho - the one I got last night was about my hair and stuff - like what kind of shampoo do I use, do I normally use conditioner ... for real, so easy. you should do it, i'm tellin yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www. workforblingsurveys .com l8r
JC The Bigga Figga

JC The Bigga Figga



Jun 14 2009 1:12 PM

UGH! It's just that he picks the damnedest (I know it's not a word) times to take a nap. I am STARVING and I didn't plan on cooking because my dad gave us a gift certificate to go to Ruby Tuesday and we had plans to go. I tried to wake him up over an hour ago and he's still laying there. I'm moving on from annoyed to pissed off! anywayz, it went good. We got stuff for our wii. How was yours? know what sucks? that IM supposed to be the one that knows about "web-stuff" and your profile is better than mine? Maybe I should just let you take care of mine like mom does Dan's...ohh, that reminds me, speaking of mom; i finally got her to start taking those surveys online like i'm doing, cuz i know the extra money sure comes in handy. you should really try em. i mean, if i got mom to try it, psh, i can get anybody to, heh..i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www. work4surveys .com ... anyhow, I know we are both kinda like "woah" right now. But I just wanted to take a
second to remind you that you are Amazing!
Asparagus King

Tastes Like Asparagus



May 14 2009 12:48 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
The Strokers

The Strokers



May 7 2009 12:29 AM


We're back to say Hello!!
=)
✸ King Haewatein I. ✸ █SECTOR HEX Productions█

Kindhearted Mr.K



Mar 19 2009 9:31 PM

Please don't be a stranger, drop by and enjoy my art (f.e. Myspace galleries) and site. What are friends for?<br /><br />I wish you a pleasant day<br />K<br /><br /><br /><br />
Dee Jay

Dee Jay



Mar 17 2009 2:23 PM

hay JeB long,tyme noWah speek mann. sheet mann i herd dah goberment waz payin all ir Bills off an we can jist fug off an gow fishin n sheet.

whale piece oWt dewd!
becky

becky



Mar 1 2009 3:01 AM

Thank you for your Birthday wishes...I think my mom sent me a text message last year that was a whole lot like what you said. I've been in this new program that says drinking anti-freeze is bad for my brain, only the pink kind I think.
squidmore

squidmore



Feb 15 2009 4:18 PM

Hey Jeb, I'm getting married again.....to my Mum. I want you to be my best man...I'll buy you as much beer as you want.
David

David Cline



Feb 6 2009 4:53 AM

Hey Jeb... I'm Back! Had Computer problems and it took awhile to get it together! Nice to See ya again! Hey... Where-Ya been hangin' out at???
jim rose circus

jim rose



Feb 2 2009 9:24 PM

Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
We dont read the messages at the circus site.
There are too many there and hard to manage
✸ King Haewatein I. ✸ █SECTOR HEX Productions█

Kindhearted Mr.K



Feb 2 2009 11:10 PM

Yo Jebodiah!

Greetings from Austria, man. You're a cool duder!
Shannon The Cinema Warrior

Shannon Wallen



Jan 15 2009 11:24 PM

I will buy you some beer but you got to promise not to kick my ass.
j u s t i n

Justin Warner



Jan 5 2009 11:13 PM

jeb!

your new blog was so sad. i must say though, that a life of crime, virtual or not, does not pay off.

please update your "companies" section. I remember just yesterday when you were working in that restaurant and you put the mop in the fryer.

you don't need to be a mobster to be infamous, jeb.
kris kringel

kris kringel



Dec 22 2008 8:53 PM

I just woke up from a 3 year coma and I'm lookin' for some action. Don't you have a sister? I'm in the market for a girl with low self-esteem, bad eyesight, and high tolerance to foul smells. Double jointed a plus, teeth optional. Keep an eye out for me man.
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