Chris
Chris Male
100 years old
back in the mills, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 12/4/2009
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    Chris's Interests
GeneralBaseball (Go Cubs!), Star Wars, Beer tasting, and starting a rebellion against the oppressive Banana Republic's Regime.
MusicI'm pretty open but no boring repetitive hippie crap most of that is probably made by Banana Republic sympathisers anyway.
MoviesStar Wars, anything by Judd Apatow, anything that can hold my attention
TelevisionHeroes, Baseball, Scrubs, flight of the conchords, entourage, law and order (have you seen my stabler), and a little csi every now and then that covers my regular viewing but I watch a lot of history and discovery channel.
BooksSex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Pahlahniuk novels, classic literature nabokov and etc., anything Star Wars related, Just about anything that holds my interests really I'm open to anything
HeroesJulia Soplanda- I mean how can one person be such a jerk and still find time to save the world on a daily basiswhile smelling like pancake batter and k y-jelly. God she is amazing. My kids- They have a father like me and a surprisingly good (albeit somewhat risque) mother and still are happy. Mike Shay- How can one person be so nice! It's F-ing stunning. Jason "Big Onion" LeBlanc- Truly a giving human being and one of the smartest people I know. Weezy- Too have that many tatoos you must be brave. And lastly the Chicago Cubs- We lose for close to a hundred years straight and still show up every season to dish out more heartbreak. Way to go guys I'm guaranteed to be in tears at least once a year. But I'll be there every year rooting for you!

Which mythological creature is most like you?
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You scored as fallen angel

You are a fallen angel. You once were a chosen one by God and then were disowned by him after being seduced by Satan. You now hate everyone who is happy as you are not, and you constantly long for what you once had. You sometimes wonder why you even bother, but keep trying anyways.

fallen angel

80%

angel

60%

faerie

50%

mermaid

40%

vampire

20%

     Chris's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Virginia Beach baby!
Body type:5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:full time jester



Chris She calls me when I'm in town, I pretend I'm not around But she sees on a screen I am, so here I am, here I am Posted at 2:21 AM Nov 24
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About me:
Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living. -Bertrand Russell Chicago Cubs MySpace Cursors at www.totallyfreecursors.com" />
Who I'd like to meet:
Jedi, astromech droids, sexy green people, vampires, pornstars, Twi'leks, and The Bannana OverLord so I can assasinate him and liberate my planet from the stranglehold of the Banana Republic beware they are everywhere! Bananas even control the media...
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Chris has 144 friends.
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Chris's Friends Comments
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(:*Decker's Momma*:)

(:*Decker's Momma*:)



Sep 7 2009 1:59 AM

Hello there old friend! How you be?
~*Crucify Then Learn*~

Kimberly Boseman



Aug 20 2009 2:10 PM

Haha!! you are hilarious. now how bout that coffee?
(:*Decker's Momma*:)

(:*Decker's Momma*:)



Aug 11 2009 6:25 PM

Thank you Christopher!
LuCKy

LuCKy



Jul 29 2009 2:57 PM

haha really that's awesome tell him happy late birthday for me
LuCKy

LuCKy



Jul 22 2009 4:23 PM

Yeah the robots are coming for you silly willy
Brenda

Brenda



Jun 21 2009 2:41 PM

Happy Fathers Day!!
M.P.™

Matt Petry



Jun 19 2009 7:43 AM

chrisssssss how are you been? I've found this hilarious piece of hot action on the youtube I'll have to sendit to you when I'm not worn the fook out from closing camille every effing night.
ROCKSTAR

JULIA soplanda



Jun 5 2009 8:14 AM

hey!!! sorry, i got so sidetracked when i got home.........i got pissed off at stuff........n e ways......why is your status sad??? you and i are going to be together again in 4 days!!!! 4 days asshole!!!! there is no time to be sad!! call me tomorrow!! i have the day off...day or night! love you!
All u can say bout me is that im A BAD BYTCH....

Sparkle Robertson



Jun 4 2009 10:41 PM

ha just shownin you some love on da space.....keep working hard....lol
ROCKSTAR

JULIA soplanda



May 26 2009 1:34 AM

call me later.......im bored
ROCKSTAR

JULIA soplanda



May 12 2009 6:19 AM

I WILL BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU IN A FEW HOURS........CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?>>>
MAtt

MAtt



May 10 2009 1:35 AM

whats shaken' hott stuff?
M.P.™

Matt Petry



Apr 30 2009 9:47 PM

WU-TANG CLAN AINT NUTHIN TO EFF WITH!

What's good Mr. Boss man?
Wish Well

Wish Well



Apr 24 2009 12:58 AM

hey dude whatcha been up to?
Tara SNYDER

Tara SNYDER
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Apr 17 2009 9:12 AM

Just stopping by to say hi
MAtt

MAtt



Apr 6 2009 2:33 PM

Wud up big sexy?!? Ugh I'm so bored!
M.P.™

Matt Petry



Apr 4 2009 6:56 AM

howdy sir. work sucks without you. you should come back.
Audrey.

Helene Fernandez



Mar 22 2009 4:31 AM

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH
ROCKSTAR

JULIA soplanda



Mar 9 2009 5:39 PM

HEY JERK, FUCKING CALL ME
(:*Decker's Momma*:)

(:*Decker's Momma*:)



Feb 24 2009 4:05 AM

Cheer up butter cup! Don't worry, be happy! Let's get together and feel alright! And of course... As Bon Jovi would say... Have a Nice Day! And that's an order!
Trey

Trey White



Feb 24 2009 2:53 AM

i'mma need a booze run someday soon! I'm running dry!

Send me that video you were talking about!
M.P.™

Matt Petry



Feb 22 2009 1:36 AM

Tom Cruise does not have shit on me, sir.
Trey

Trey White



Feb 22 2009 1:31 AM

true. i am all over the place busy and what not.
Living the life of a young girl i mean boy.
Trey

Trey White



Feb 22 2009 12:44 AM

when are we going to chill?

my dick ain't gunna suck itself ya know...
ROCKSTAR

JULIA soplanda



Feb 14 2009 4:27 AM

"...........LIFT UP YORU FISHTAIL BECAUSE HERE COMES MOBY DICK" WOW...............THAT WAS SO OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
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