About me: I AM: a retired US Navy Seabee. A 46 year old husband and father of three. A man who can have more fun with a good comic book or science fiction story than with a football or baseball or soccerball. But i love baseball and football and soccer as a spectator. I love to drive, but i also dread it. I enjoy just pointing the car in one direction and exploring a new place for a day just for the heck of it, but i also wish i could do the same thing with a passenger train or bus. I love music with passion and emotion, not some corporate paint-by-numbers crap.
I AM NOT: your pet, or a willing accomplice to SPAM or some pyramid scheme. I am not that guy who wrote those stories for The Crow, nor did i have anything to do with that Appleseed movie. I do not have a band named after me, and i don't drum for Chubby's All Stars. I am not a doctor who writes books about plants or ecological genetics. I never contributed money to the Bush/Cheney campaign or to some PAC run by the banking industry. I am not an up-and-coming golfer, wrestler, or baseball player. I am not going through my second childhood, as i never left behind my first one. I might be the answer to life, the universe, and everything, but i'm not sure.
I Am A: Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life.
Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter.
If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you.
I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive)
The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show.
I'm the opening act as Red Skelton. If you get the chance please stop by and say HI. If you want to see the show here is a discount code for you.
Last year our official Pirate Tattoo Shop Studio City Tattoo(Ye Olde Tattoo Shoppe) Cap'n Slappy and Chumbuckets personal tattoo shop got beat by a TV LAND tattoo Shop to come in secondto a TV show. Lets show TV Land that pirates rule!!!!! Please click on the link and vote for Studio City Tattoo,it only takes a minute and will help them out allot
Hey we hope ya dig our version of " I know you Rider ". Thanks for all the kind support! And stop by and say hey hello some time we'll leave the light on for ya! Cheers~Chuck~TBR
Just stopping by to say HI!
Sure is getting HOT in Las Vegas.
When you get a chance, check out the “COOLEST SHOW IN TOWN”
We have a blast every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
Larry G Jones was just named 'Entertainer of the Year' in Las Vegas.
We have a 'COOL DEAL' for you.
Get General Admission and VIP preferred seating tickets at half price by using discount code MYSPACE (all Caps)
Visit http://www.LasVegasActs.com/showvideos.html to see VIDEOS!
Click on TICKETS to reserve seats for the show;)
Next time you are in the neighborhood, check out the funniest show in Las Vegas!
I wish you continued success in all you do.
"Goodnight now and may God bless"
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
I will be signing copies of Haunted Virginia: Legends, Myths and True Tales along with Haunted Richmond, Virgina 1:00PM to 3:00PM, Saturday, July 11, 2009 at Barnes and Noble 4485 Virginia Beach Blvd. Virginia Beach, VA 23462--757-6712331. I also be signing copies of Shifting Desires, an erotic feline shapeshifter romance anthology I have a novella, Beast Magic, included in by my pseudonym, Sapphire Phelan.
Be prepared to take a journey into Pamela K. Kinney's fantastic dreams of horror, science fiction and fantasy, plus the ghosts and legends of two nonfiction ghost book, Haunted Richmond, Virginia and Haunted Virginia: Legends, Myths and True Tales.
