Jeffery Yu started stand-up comedy in 2003 by winning Vancouvers funniest comic with a day job contest. In the short time that Jeffery has been doing stand-up, he has performed at both the Vancouver and Halifax comedy festivals. He has also written for This hour has 22 minutes and is featured on XM, Sirius, and CBC radio. At the end of this summer, Jeffery will be starring in his own Comedy Now! special to air on CTV and the Comedy Network. Jeffery will be making his first appearance at Montreals Just for Laughs Festival in 2006.
Influences
Jack Benny, The Devil
Members
I only have one member and it is proportional size to my body (I am very tall)
About me: I am a stand-up comic based in Vancouver, British Columbia. I have been performing since 2003, and racked up such impressive credits as:
- Opening for an ultimate fighting championship (on an Indian reservation - Playing a Home Depot Christmas party (in a Home depot) - Performing for one person at a place called DV8 - Being the only comic on a show at the mall where I followed a girl's choir. - Playing a wedding where the bride didn't know there would be comedy, and
she got really mad. - A show for fifteen girl guides that was a medeival theme and the girls were dressed as princesses. I was a jester. - A showcase that everyone thought was for the Edinburgh comedy festival. But it turns out it was just two old ladies from Edinburgh who ran a club or something. Man what a waste of time that was.
I have legitimate credits too.
Here are the results of a brutally accurate Muppets personality test:
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
That about sums it up. You can email me at jybcca@yahoo.ca but don't send me any viruses or crap like that.
Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle or go to my top friend(same site) We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there There are too many there and hard to manage
Hi how are you doing? You remind me of a very nice young fellow who came to my door recently. You would have liked him a lot I think. He was so funny I almost peed myself. Oh, oh I think that I just did.
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. NIWOM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from NIWOM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at NIWOM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. NIWOM.COM
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