Jeff Hilliard has 81450 friends.
About me:I am currently in recovery for sex addiction, so ladies, we will adhere to a strict dating plan. I will not put out until after the fourth date, and if you play your cards right you could end up making out with me in an alley behind a dumpster. I am a hopeless romantic... I know women like men that are a challenge, so I have a tattoo on my arm that says homo. My ideal dream woman is a lady who can handle a high level of disappointment. Ladies, I do have a reputation in the bedroom. I am known as two pelvic thrusts and a quiver. Then, there is my awkward finishing face followed by some karate chops and howling. I do a character in the bedroom called Ninjawolf who was raised by wolves and later by ninjas. I do this to distract you until I can get it back up again.
Who I'd like to meet:I am a narcissist, so I would like to meet people with a low enough self esteem and the right amount of self hatred that are able and willing to listen to me talk about myself for the rest of eternity...
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Weirdoland
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 6' 0"
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Aspiring Douche Bag
GeneralI enjoy film making, photography, and stand up comedy. Having pillow fights with hobos, carnies, and homeless people. The University of Kansas Men's Basketball Team. Having spontaneous sex with strangers in public. I also like to frequent strip clubs dressed as a catholic priest.
BooksA Confederacy of the Dunces
HeroesNoam Chomsky, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Bill Murray, Peter Sellers, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Todd Solondz, Dave Kushner, Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Self, Thomas Paine, Martin Luther King, Ron Paul, and Gandhi. Plus bank robbers and anybody that will make me one of their top friends on myspace and will also acknowledge my existence in public. Oh and all of you who watch my videos and subscribe to my profile...