I enjoy engaging conversation, especially with beautiful women. A beautiful woman who is my intellectual equal will fill my every desire. Well, that was a lie, but it was done so for effect. I would like to say that I enjoy the simpler things in life because a nice bottle of wine, a fire, and stimulating, engaging conversation with an attractive woman would be a fantastic evening. However, I also long to know the feeling of driving a Ferrari 575M, ridge running in a glider, and staring at a sunset from the bridge suite of the Atlantis Hotel on Paradise Island, Bahamas. The way my life is now though, I just want to enjoy my time, as it is currently my most valuable possession. I want to experience more before I decide to settle down. Hopefully I will meet people along the way that would like to enjoy the journey with me.
Here is probably the best video I've ever seen ... ....
Here is a picture of The Yellow Wife at dusk.
Food & Drink
Breakfast: Non-Belgian waffles Blueberry Pancakes (not blueberry topping) Bacon X-mas morning breakfast rolls Burned rye or Italian toast Coffee cake with extra maple and Land-O-Lakes butter Doughnuts (chocolate cream filled/powdered sugar covered) Michael's coffee Bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle with Hashbrowns
Lunch: The Big Mama from Mama Roberto's Diamond Jims Veggie corn dogs New England clam chowder Big Macs Dogs and Gogs with Blake Fried cheese on a stick Anything from Alesci's My chili; it's the best in the world
Dinner: Grilled Prime or Ribeye steaks (rare only) Lobster tail and crab legs Pork Tenderloin and crab cakes from Sammy's Steakhouse Sushi, especially the B-53 and Dynamite rolls from Sumo Boy Lamb Chops or Rack-o-lamb (rare only)
Dessert: Fried dough (geez I'm fat) Devil's food cake with whipped fudge frosting My apple pie with crumb topping My cheesecake
Wine: Norman Vineyards - "The Monster" Red Zinfandel ('97 & '98 were excellent) Norman Vineyards - No Nonsense Red BV Coastal Estates - Private Cellars Pinot Noir Gundlach-Bundschu - Bearitage Gordon Brother's Sauvignon Blanc Sonoma - Jordan Cabernet Warres Vintage 1985 Porto Freixenet - Cordon Negro Brut
Beer: Thirsty Dog (especially Old Leghumper and Hoppus Maximus) Great Lakes (especially Commodore Perry and Holy Moses) Bass Guinness Harp Smithwicks Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Amstel Light (The best light beer in the world, hands down.)
Music
Most all except gospel or other religious types of music. I'm also getting really annoyed with all of the 'patriotic' country songs that have been released lately. They attempt to incite strong feelings based on total bullshit. "Have You Forgotten" is one of them. That is the only title I know ('cause it is in the song so much) the rest I turn off too fast to find out.
I really enjoy Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, and Michael Jackson. I have seen John and Dave live twice each. Those were the only four concerts I have ever been to. I am still hoping I will have the opportunity to see the exonerated King of Pop in concert one day.
Oh yeah, and Peabo Bryson's voice is pure chocolate love in my ears. I seriously believe that if we had Peabo broadcasting over air sirens 24 hours a day across the globe no on would ever commit another crime again.
And I don't want John Stamos to get jealous, so I have to give him a shout out here. John Stamos is hotter than Brad Pitt's abs in Fight Club. There I said it. Saget will back me up.
Movies
I am quite a big fan of movies. After the Sunset, American Beauty, The Aristocrats, Austin Powers (all 3), Batman Begins, Big Daddy, The Cable Guy, Click, Con Air, Derailed, Dodgeball, 8 Mile, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Fast and the Furious, 50 First Dates, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Gone in 60 Seconds (with Cage), The Green Mile, Hitch, Hostel, IT, Jurassic Park, Kingpin, Liar Liar, The Life of David Gale, The Matricies, Made, Meet the Parents/Fockers, Napoleon Dynamite, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Old School, Outfoxed, The Patriot, Pirates of the Caribbean (TCOTBP, DMC, & AWE), Primal Fear, Pulp Fiction, Road Trip, The Rock, Runaway Bride, Saws, The Shawshank Redemption, Shreks, Skeleton Key, Suicide Kings, Swingers, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Usual Suspects, Vacancy, Wedding Crashers, Wild Things, You've Got Mail, Zoolander ...the list goes on and on.
Games
Video: Heroes of Might and Magic III Complete Mario Kart 64 ('cause I'll whoop anyone's ass) Mario Kart Double Dash Command & Conquer TMNT: The Arcade Game The Legend of Zelda series Golden Tee Solid State Bowling only if an old bowling machine is not available Ms. Pac Man
Current Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Desperate Housewives (best show on TV), DOOL, Extras, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Las Vegas, Law and Order, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Lost, My Name is Earl, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Nip/Tuck, The Office, Rules of Engagement, SNL, Scrubs, The Simpsons, South Park.
Past Shows: Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Black Donnellys, Boomtown, Clarissa Explains it All, Conviction, Dr. Katz, Family Matters, FRIENDS, Golden Girls, Joey, Kids in the Hall, The King of Queens, Kojak, Law and Order: Trial by Jury, Malcom in the Middle, Married with Children, Medical Investigation, The Muppet Show, Perfect Strangers, Seinfield, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Surface, Teachers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the old one), That '70s Show, The Wayne Brady Show (the sketch comedy show not the talk show), The West Wing, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Will & Grace, The X-files.
Blog Titles & Dates
Here are the links to my older blogs in case any of you would like to read, reference, or comment on them. I have made most of them links for your convenience. If you really want to read the others (which are probably worthless to most everyone), you can put the date in the Blog Archive on the left hand margin of the blogs page. Red linked ones I feel are a better read. My blogs are open to the public. Love 'em or hate 'em feel free to post up your comments!
Currently reading: God is not Great by Christopher Hitchens.
After reading Dr. Stephen T. Colbert's I Am America, and So Can You I began to use the nomination stickers in the back for the "Stephen T. Colbert Award for the Literary Excellence". The books nominated in my collection are as follows:
Richard Dawkins' The Selfish Gene
Al Franken's:
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, and The Truth with Jokes
Sam Harris':
The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason, and Letter to a Christian Nation
Bill Maher's New Rules, and Jon Stewart's America (The Book) A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
If you only read one however, make it Letter to a Christian Nation
Other books I made up-
Fishnets and Diapers: The Life and Times of a Baby Prostitute
Cracks in the Sidewalk: A Prostitute's Journey Through Life
I don't really have any heroes. No romantic views of any particular person or profession. I used to idolize Alex P. Keaton due to his ambition and love of money and Jesse Katsopolis for his love of his hair. I would love to be a comedic actor or a racecar driver, but I have no fantasies about it ever happening.
Here is a a political spectrum quiz I took. I would like to add that I am only classifying myself in our current system. When the world wakes up and starts to implement my ideas, this will all change and the world will be a better place for all, except for the ones that are currently benefiting from ignorance and deception.
Religion
I have recently changed my designation. I now refer to myself as an agnostic atheist. I am agnostic because I know it is impossible to know whether or not God exists, but I'm an atheist because I don't personally believe in God. Additionally, almost all religions on the planet make claims of fact based on some "knowledge" about a creator that are anything but factually based. It is these illogical, incompatible claims that cause unnecessary war, conflict, disease, and death all for beliefs about our universe and purpose that we can't prove and couldn't possible know. This has resulted in an intellectual emergency in this country and throughout the world that desperately needs to be addressed.
Cleveland State University
Cleveland, OHIO
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: BSN
Clubs: Sigma Theta Tau
Golden Key
2002 to Present
Lakeland Community College
Kirtland, OHIO
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Clubs: The hottest girls in the whole world go to Lakeland Community College... seriously
1999 to 2001
Mentor High School
Mentor, OHIO
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Association for the Mandatory Completion of the Career Passport.
Did anyone else other than Blake and me tell the counselors to fuck off when they said we wouldn't graduate without that thing?
You are throwing a private party, but you'd like to enjoy it too. So you go through the trouble and expense of having it catered. Why not have me bartend too. I am an amateur magician!
I was told by a good friend that has had some of his blogs published that I should add this to my page. He said that I've had publishment worthy blogs, so we'll see.
Jeff Had a 38 year-old grandmother DIRECT ADMIT with CHEST PAIN. How fucking inappropriate can admissions possibly get? Posted at 4:17 AM Nov 17 view more
I/my page can entertain for hours. Which is actually why a friend gave me the nickname Studly McBloggerson. Please spend some time here. Read my blogs, they depict the most important part of who I am. I mean, does anyone really give a shit what video games I like to play? P.S. I'm a diabetic Wii bowler.
This is from my graduation from CSU. The newest picture of me is the one from the Labor Day Invitational Tournament with me holding the snake trophy in "My Pictures."
I am a graduate of CSU's BSN program. I took a job at a major hospital in the Cleveland area about 2 years ago. I would love to find some new friends. Most of my friends have moved away, and some deleted me for reasons I can't understand (Perko), so I have plenty to spare I guess, especially now that I'm newly single. I live alone (for now) with my amazing cat Chandler (see his video in "My Videos"). Anything else you could possibly want to know about me I think you could find somewhere on my page, or you could just ask.
To any who are unaware, I am an amateur magician. Here is a photo someone took of my mad skills (unfortunately though, the picture doesn't actually show my mad skills).
Who I'd like to meet: I had to totally change this section to outline one important detail. If you are interested in chatting with, meeting, or dating me I'll need you to message me. I feel it is quite a waste of my time to look for interesting women on here. I have messaged several people, motivations not limited to the interest of dating, and regardless, no one ever replies. It is apparent that the girls on here get browsed much more than the guys, so it makes sense that they have too many messages sitting in their inbox from shirt-less Muscley Von Stupidsons (guys that produce a bigger bulge with their bacne than they do with their balls) telling them, "U R hott babie, I wan2 git wit U," to notice or reply to a serious, eloquent, inquisitive email from me. I won't hold my breath... Oh, and enough with the incessant friend requests without an email first. No matter how [insert anything here] you are, if we can't carry on a conversation, I don't want to be friends with you. I also refuse to be nothing more than a stepping stone on your journey to get 9,000 friends.
I would like to meet an attractive, intelligent female that completely agrees with the sentiment above. I believe that my practice of "telling it like it is" is far too abrasive for a vast majority of females. I have also realized that while most people hate me when they first meet me, many grow to love me, and thus, because the women of MySpace are not 'forced' to spend time with me, my abrasiveness will overcome any urge they could have of meeting me. Unfortunately, I refuse to lie about who I am just to meet a girl who would, inevitably, leave me after she saw who I really was. I want a woman who will love me for me, and I try to project as truthful and accurate of a representation of me as I can on here. Some people do say, however, that I'm a lot less acerbic in person.
Who I'd NOT like to meet: Stupid people. Anyone who thinks we are a Christian Nation. Anyone who says we don't have a freedom from religion. Anyone who thinks "Trickle Down Economics" is a good idea. Anyone who thinks Bush is a good president. Anyone who thinks Clinton was a bad president. Anyone who thinks man was created in his present form in the past 10,000 years. Anyone who thinks that Fox News is actually fair and or balanced. Anyone who thinks Roe v Wade should be overturned. "President" Bush - I'd be too tempted to throw a pile of human excrement in his face. Ultra right wing hyper-religious zealots. Homophobes/Anyone that thinks being gay is a sin or a choice. Anyone who supports abstinence-only education. Anyone who supports the teaching of Intelligent Design in public schools. Female man haters. Ingrid Newkirk Anyone that uses fallacious argumentation and then can't understand why I think they are stupid. Anyone that I am not dating that asks me to check out a webcam. Anyone who uses their brights for anything other than seeing in the dark or signaling that there is a cop ahead.
Quote of the Week: New Rule: If you don't think your daughter getting cancer is worse than your daughter having sex, then you're doing it wrong.
-Bill Maher
My Contact Information: Yahoo: chestrockfield79 AOL: ChestRockfield79 ICQ: 249766473
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Yeah, I'm just posting to let you know that MySpace has put a banner ad at the top of your page, and now "outfoxed.org" is running through an ad for Neutrogena zit medicine featuring Hayden Panettiere's face. This is clearly wrong, and all responsible parties should apologize, including The Cheerleader.
Hi Jeff - I wanted to tell you that Joe and I would love it if you would come to our wedding on March 13 -- the whole thing, not just sneaking in later to meet all my hot single friends ;) Hope to see you then.
I so miss having blogging fun with you. I'm enjoying myself immensely reading your comments today! I wish you'd start blogging again more frequently. :)
Happy Birthday! I'm glad your parents decided to have sex 29 years and 40 weeks ago. The world would most definitely be way less interesting without you.
