Nationally known Comedy Writer who has written for many Friars Roasts including those for Don King, Donald Trump, Chevy Chase, Rob Reiner, Jerry Stiller, Jerry Lewis, Bruce Willis, and Drew Carey. His new book, : Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive - Jokes So Dirty Comedians and Entertainers Only Tell Them To Each Other", by Kensington/Citadel Press will be out in May, and features the favorite dirty jokes of over 250 celebrities including Drew Carey, Jason Alexander, Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, Joan Rivers, Chris Elliott, Jeff Garlin and Susie Essman from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ice-T, Adam Ferrara, Jackie Mason, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, Colin Quinn, Goumba Johnny, Jeffrey Ross, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Tony
(Paulie Walnuts) Sirico, Vincent ( Big Pussy) Pastore, Vince ( Johnny Sack) Curatola, all of The Sopranos, Artie Lange, Jackie "The Jokeman", and many others. He has also written 3 award-winning films, had his own column in Weekly World News, called "Gurian's World of the Bizarre", where he wrote stories like "Tap Dancing For The Criminally Insane", "Man Paints replica of the Cistine Chapel With His Beard", and "Man Killed For Giving Girlfriend A Snail Instead Of An Engagement Ring." He created the comedy extravaganza "Uncle Nat's Traveling Peep Show", and was recently named East Coast producer of National Lampoon Radio. He is constantly in search of his next comedy muse!
Website
jeffreygurian.com
Influences
THIS IS JEFFREY'S ARTICLE - "OH GOD-SEX AND RELIGION - ON HONORING WOMEN AS GODDESSES!!! A "MUST READ" FOR ALL YOU HOTTIES OUT THERE!!!
THIS IS AN ARTICLE THAT JEFFREY WROTE FOR THE LEGENDARY WEEKLY WORLD NEWS
Members
WITH SUPER-SEXY SAMANTHA COLE AT HER FHM PARTY
TV Shows
Albums
RADIO CHICK APPEARANCE 92.3 FM
Jeffrey on "The Radio Chick Show" (Leslie Gold) , 92.3 FM
talking about his writing for the Friars Roasts and the Don Buchwald Roast (Howard Stern's and Leslie Gold's agent) -5/06
About me:
I'm different. I don't fall into a category so don't try and put me in one, cause you'll just be confused, and get disappointed. If we meet, and get along, and decide to go out to play, and we go to the schoolyard and go on the swings, please promise not to push me too high. And you girls out there, please try your best to send me very conservative photos of yourself that I can share with my parents. I raise spoons,and have two amazing spoon plants, which is very hard to do in Manhattan. Fortunately I have two terraces, and I get just the right light for growing spoons. Check out my celeb-based online entertainment column Comedy Matters at http://www.punchlinemagazine.com and my own personal webpage at http://www.jeffreygurian.com
GNN ( Gurian News Network) is your source for "All The News That's Fit To Dance To". Also check out http://www.youtube.com/guriannewsnetwork for stories like "Man Robs Bank With His Chin", and " Man With Infant's Head Sue For Discrimination."
Who I'd like to meet: ELDERLY MEN, PEOPLE WITH UNUSUAL TALENTS, AND EXTREMELY PLAIN, NON-DESCRIPT, PAINFULLY SHY WOMEN. SO FAR, (FORTUNATELY!!!) I'M NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK ON ANY OF THOSE ACCOUNTS!!!
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