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JEFFREY ROSS
JEFFREY ROSS LEARN MY SECRETS FOR BUSTING BALLS! ORDER MY BOOK @AMAZON.COM AND GET YOUR COPY NOW!

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101 years old
ON THE ROAD
United States



Last Login: 11/20/2009
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WebsiteTheRoastmasterGeneral.com
Members

These are some organizations that I either belong to or support.

  • (U.S.O.) Support our troops!
  • (W.G.A.) Writer’s Guild of America
  • N.Y. Friars Club
  • (I.D.A.) International Documentary Association
  • The Saturn Awards
  • The Creative Coalition
  • S.A.G. Screen Actor’s Guild
  • AFTRA
  • Walter Reed Hospital
  • Bethesda Medical Center
  • Simon Weisenthal Center
  • Meals On Wheels
  • Scleroderma Research Foundation
  • Buddy Hackett’s Singita Animal Sanctuary
  • Wounded Warrior Project
TV Shows.I made my stand-up TV debut on "Letterman". i was murdered on "C.S.I." I’ve also been on "Six Feet Under", "Weeds", and most of the late night shows. I’ve also written for some of my favorite comics including Billy Crystal when he hosted the Academy Awards in 2000 and Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx when they each hosted the MTV Music Awards. I also helped write the first season of The Man Show (best job ever). WATCH MY MOST RECENT APPEARANCE ON "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" RIGHT HERE!

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Filmsoccasionally
AlbumsPatriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Film
No Offense: Live from New Jersey

    JEFFREY ROSS's Interests
GeneralMY BOOK COMES OUT SEPT. 15TH. BUT YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT NOW AT AMAZON.COM LEARN ALL MY SECRETS FOR MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. CHECK OUT THE REVIEWS....“PRAISE” FOR JEFFREY ROSS

"I Only Roast The One's I Love" is one of the funniest, compelling, touching, controversial books I've ever read. If you love the art of people coming on stage and saying funny insults that make your whole life’s work seems like a bunch of crap then this is the book for you".
CHRIS ROCK

"Jeffrey Ross has a face for books, and I'm glad he's finally come to terms with that".
CHELSEA HANDLER

"I Only Roast the Ones I Love" is Jeff Ross's most insulting work yet. An indispensable guide to making certain everyone you know hates you. Very, very funny. Jeff's writing is the reason I learned to read”.
JIMMY KIMMEL

"Do yourself a favor... Get Jeff's book, curl up next to the fireplace...and throw it in."
BOB SAGET

“When Jeff asked me to give a quote for his book, my first thought was to get Jeff Ross to write it. He’s incredibly funny and I’m incredibly busy.”
JOHN MAYER

I've cooked a few meals in my day, but trust me nobody knows how to cook someone's goose like Jeffrey Ross. He will teach you how to baste and bake all of your family and friends until every relationship is burnt beyond recognition. Ross is a flame-thrower at both ends.
RACHAEL RAY

"Don't judge this book by its cover, because Jeff's face is on its cover."
SARAH SILVERMAN

MusicWHAT A BUSINESS! VOTED OFF FIRST ON DANCING WITH THE STARS AND THEN PRANKED BY "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"
MoviesCHECK OUT THIS REVIEW FROM THE JUNE 7TH TAPING OF MY COMEDY CENTRAL STAND-UP SPECIAL... Comedian Ross leaves no member of audience uninsulted at Borgata By SCOTT CRONICK At The Shore, 609-272-7017 Published: Sunday, June 08, 2008 ATLANTIC CITY - Why did Jeffrey Ross wait so long? That's the only question that can be posed after Ross made his New Jersey stand-up debut Saturday night at Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa. The comedian, actor and writer, best known for his roastmaster duties on Comedy Central roasts of Flavor Flav, Pam Anderson and others, was brilliantly funny. Ross, who last appeared in Atlantic City as the host of ESPN's "Mike & Mike Show" at the House of Blues earlier this year, showed he can do much more than insult people, although he did some of that, too. In fact, that's what made Ross' show so funny. His ability to rip into people is certainly in a class with Don Rickles, but he also is a stellar stand-up comic. Combine the two abilities and you have one great performer. Ross, who greeted the crowd by telling them he never performed in New Jersey before because he "never felt ready," was certainly on top of his game Saturday. The insults were in abundance as he picked on crowd members, particularly regarding their clothing choices. "Thanks for wearing your good flip-flops," he told one young male audience member. "Jesus Christ had better footwear than you." Holding a gold microphone and wearing a black leather suit with shiny gold snakeskin boots, the Newark native clearly felt at home, especially when offering some Jersey jokes. "Borgata is an old French word," he said. "It means three ---ing hours on the Garden State Parkway. Jersey is tough. At 10 I had to learn to breathe through my eyes." With a friendly crowd full of friends and family for his homecoming, Ross tackled subjects ranging from high school to airport security to politics. "I was elected in my senior class the most likely to fart during sit-ups," he said. "They confiscated my cigar cutter. What am I going to do, circumcise the passengers?" Of course, most of Ross' best material was raunchy, littered with words that had a few Borgata players walking out. Once in a while, he kept it relatively clean. On a porn actress asking him out: "She said, 'I'm working on Tuesday and Wednesday. How about we go out Thursday?' I was like, 'How about Monday?'" Most comics absolutely bomb when they get involved in audience participation, but Ross is the rare comic who actually makes it work. Toward the end of the show, the comedian brought two volunteer musicians to accompany him while he read ridiculous poems. Ross found gold in "Larry the tollbooth guy," whom Ross guessed was a "food critic for High Times magazine." Hefty with a neon blue sweatshirt and matching argyle socks, the talented, bald pianist helped Ross end the night with a bang, resulting in a standing ovation. PRESS OF ATLANTIC CITY
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THE NEW YORK POST GIVES MY FILM A FOUR STAR REVIEW! **** LAUGHING THROUGH BAGHDAD COMIC'S HOME MOVIES OF WAR By Adam Buckman Published: May 26, 2006 THE best documentary to emerge so far from the Iraq War comes from an unexpected source. It is comedian Jeffrey Ross, a sad sack with a high-pitched voice and a face like Walter Matthau's. He's been around for years and is perhaps best known for his participation in Friars' roasts. And now, he deserves to be best known for something else - his personal, videotaped account of a trip he made to Iraq to entertain American troops. The film he made - titled "Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie" and running just an hour and a quarter - reveals that Ross is as observant a journalist as he is a comedian, something he might not even realize. What is clear is this: When he was invited by his friend, Drew Carey, to join him on a one-week USO tour of Iraq in fall 2003, along with a handful of other comedians, Ross saw an opportunity to produce something worthwhile from the experience. So he ran a camcorder throughout the entire trip and later created this documentary, which is as touching as it is hilarious. Its hilarity stems from Ross' running commentary throughout the film, and the performances of the comedians before appreciative crowds of servicemen and -women at bases and camps all over Iraq, some of them on the frontier and within range of enemy mortars. Although it's Ross' movie, he gives ample screen time to all of the comedians on the tour, who besides Carey and himself included Blake Clark, Kyle Dunnigan, Andres Fernandez and Rocky Laporte. Actress Kathy Kinney, who played Mimi on "The Drew Carey Show" was also on hand. And writer Larry Gelbart, who wrote 40 episodes of "M*A*S*H," appears in the movie (but is not part of the tour) to give Ross some sage advice about USO shows. Gelbart should know - he wrote for and traveled with Bob Hope. The touching part is what Ross learned. "I am starting to get why Bob Hope did this for so long, because these were the best crowds I ever performed for," Ross says at the film's conclusion. "Every single GI that I met thanked me for coming, but I should have been thanking them because if anyone got a morale boost, it was me."
TelevisionPlayed a dead guy on "C.S.I.", Played a stoner on "Weeds", Played the friend of a dead guy on "Six Feet Under" Played security guards in "Stuck On You", "National Security", and "Greg The Bunny". Played myself in "The Aristocrats" and "The Sarah Silverman Program".
BooksSHOWBIZ AUTOBIOGRAPHIES... "Enter Talking" bY Joan Rivers "Enter Bleeding" by Johnny Knoxville "Yes I Can" by Sammy Davis Jr. "No I Can't" by Ryan Cabrera
HeroesI only roast the one's I love

     JEFFREY ROSS's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Friends
Hometown:JERESEY
Body type:Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate
Occupation:"THE ROASTMASTER GENERAL"

   JEFFREY ROSS's Schools
Boston University
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: broadcasting and film
Minor: political science
Clubs: MUSIC DIRECTOR, WTBU RADIO 640 AM
 

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Jeffrey Ross Roasts Joan Rivers & Kathy Griffin
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Clip from my new DVD "No Offense" - Newark Aiport
Clip from my new DVD "No Offense" - Newark Aiport rating
Jeffrey Ross: No Offense! NEW Comedy Special
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Patriot Act - A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie
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MTV ONCE INTRODUCED ME AS "A ONE MAN VERBAL ASSAULT UNIT". JIMMY KIMMEL CALLS ME, "THE ROASTMASTER GENERAL" AND NEW YORK MAGAZINE CROWNED ME "THE MEANEST MAN IN COMEDY". RECENTLY THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE SAID, " IF INSULTING SOMEONE IS AN ART FORM, THEN JEFFREY ROSS IS PABLO PICASSO". THAT’S RIGHT MOFO’S! DON’T MESS WITH ME!CHECK OUT MY ROAST OF WILLIAM SHATNER RIGHT HERE!
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Linda

Linda Ababa



Nov 20 2009 8:30 PM

I'd like to say hello to you! Have a good day!
>>>BILLY HOLCOMB<<<

Billy Holcomb



Nov 14 2009 7:37 AM

See ya in J-VILLE, Boss!  Table 83 @ Comedy Zone Fri nite @ 8pm.  All military, baby.  Love what you do for the troops.  We wanted to sit by the stage, but one of the wives got nervous thinking you'd roast her.  LOL!  Any chance we could get a picture after the show?  Take care and ROAST Jacksonville!
di6

D Darker



Nov 11 2009 6:57 AM

hello
electrorganic

electrorganic



Oct 25 2009 9:25 AM

"I was being haunted" hahaha you are hilarious
Help Our Wounded Troops

Help Our wounded Troops



Oct 15 2009 8:13 PM

Thanks for supporting our Troops! I appreciate it and I know our Troops appreciate it.

If you would like to help us thank those still serving overseas and help those coming home wounded, please stop by the profile, read the latest blog and do what you can.

Thanks again and have a great week.

Jerry


Dee ™

Dee ™



Oct 15 2009 12:06 AM

VERY excited for the show in Williamsport tonight!!!!!!!
PRISS

PRISS



Oct 15 2009 12:06 AM

The wait is over!!! Sunday October 18th, 2009 is the date for the 1st Annual L. A. KISS EXPO. This is a perfect time to celebrate an all day event of new album releases by KISS, ACE FREHLEY and BRUCE KULICK. What an exciting time for KISS ARMY members everywhere! There will be KISS merchandise, a KISS costume contest, KISS trivia and much, much, more! This event includes special guest and legendary guitarist BRUCE KULICK. Bruce will be doing a Q&A and signing autographs and if we're lucky we might get him onstage to play a few classic hits. Book Author and special guest WENDY MOORE of "Into the Void" and now unveiling her new book "Out Of the Void". Wendy will be doing a book signing and a Q&A for the fans. This years event will include L.A.'s own "VENUS ENVY" one of the hottest bands on the Strip!  "School of Rock" has joined up with the L.A. KISS EXPO and rock guitarist Bruce Kulick will be rockin out the kids!  FIFI LARUE will be performing, and finally hold on to your seats... The hottest tribute band in the land "PRISS", will be performing an awesome set of KISS tunes!  LA KISS EXPO AT LAX MARRIOTT!!!  $20 bucks... Kids 12 & under FREE!!!
Assy

Assy



Oct 15 2009 12:06 AM

Jeffrey, just finished the book. The 5 F's at the end. The toast with buddy's breath smelling like an anchonies c.... that was hilarious! I'm gonna use that line on my buddies. Anyways, was fun to read your book and I'll be waiting for the next one! Cheers!
Kelly

Kelly



Oct 9 2009 11:42 PM

Brandy_Alexander

Brandy_Alexander



Oct 8 2009 5:44 AM

You kicked ass at Giggles!!! You're even sexier in person!!!
Lisa

Lisa



Oct 6 2009 7:40 PM

Just started reading the book, love it already!  ;)
20 GRIT on The Metal Scene T.V Show Nov 24th 10PM

20 GRIT on The Metal Scene T.V Show Nov 24th 10PM



Oct 6 2009 7:40 PM

Just stopping by.
nancy ~

nancy ~



Oct 3 2009 9:13 PM

I have secrets of my own, but willing to learn more. 

 I'm curious, in your pic with the gold mic...
 Is that a tennis ball in your pants that you don't want to fall outta your pant leg?

Have fun Jeffrey!!!
Laura

Laura



Sep 30 2009 12:23 AM

soo barnes n noble didnt have your book.. the computer said it did but we looked everywhere.. ill just order it <3
Hello People! Just got a new job modeling!!!!!

Anne Mckenna



Sep 30 2009 12:23 AM

Hope you are having a great day , Just showing Love






Elizabeth

Elizabeth



Sep 30 2009 12:23 AM

   Sexy looks + verbal ownage  =   yumminess

 
           xoxo  Jeff
Devin

Devin Watson



Sep 25 2009 7:06 PM

R U ever Sirius?
Michael

Michael Shashoua



Sep 25 2009 7:06 PM

see an account of Jeff's appearance at the 92nd St. Y: http://www.jesterjournal.com/JeffreyRossBookLive.htm
steve tha funqee homosapian

steve tha funqee homosapian



Sep 25 2009 10:01 AM

Seattle loves you!! (I asked everyone)
Joe

Joe Martinelli



Sep 22 2009 6:00 PM

Hi Jeff, you're great on the radio too.
cheers, Joe
Diana

Diana Holliday



Sep 21 2009 1:19 AM

Hope you have a Very Happy Birthday, my friend!

With Love & Respect Always,

Rev/Mrs Diana Holliday
& The Holliday Hellraisers
   *Hollywood, CA*
Victoria

Victoria



Sep 21 2009 1:19 AM

I saw you on the tele the other day, you were Hilarious as usual. Hope all is well, Happy B-day:) 
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Ñæ‡ÐØg



Sep 21 2009 1:18 AM

Happy Birthday!

 

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Sep 21 2009 1:18 AM

Happy Birthday
Miss Steph

Stephanie Fredman



Sep 21 2009 1:18 AM

Happy Birthday Luv Ya Lots
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