Jeff Keys [TBR]
Jeff Keys
I'm really skittish. Like, I'll be eating some grass or whatever, and someone will step on a twig, then I'll look up suddenly and scamper off into the trees.

Male
20 years old
Gastonia, North Carolina
United States



Last Login: 7/17/2009
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    Jeff Keys [TBR]'s Interests
General ..

Video games and books are my main source of entertainment. Sometimes TV.
MusicMany, many bands, from pretty much all genres. The two that are consistently in my favorites are Falling Up and Project 86.
MoviesMovies are for people who can sit still long enough. But as a general rule, I like the ones that come in threes.
TelevisionI prefer to limit my TV exposure, because I'm an obsessive completist who must eventually own every episode on DVD. However, I have slipped up and watched the following: Lost, Scrubs, Red Dwarf, Mythbusters, The Simpsons, Futurama, and Stargate. Star Trek will always be my favorite.
BooksI'm kind of wandering between genres at the moment. Let's just say, "most of them".
HeroesI would follow Captain Picard to Hell and back.

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     Jeff Keys [TBR]'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:No single one
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Register biscuit
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jeff Keys [TBR]'s Schools
Gaston College
Dallas, NC
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present
Ashbrook High
Gastonia,North Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2005 to 2007
Dutton High School
Dutton,Montana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2004 to 2005
Glenelg High
Glenelg,Maryland
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2002 to 2003
St Aidan's Church of England High School
Harrogate, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2000 to 2002



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   Jeff Keys [TBR]'s Blurbs
About me:
Welcome to the (finally) updated Space of Jeff. I suppose I should write something about myself here?

Take one part nerd. No, two parts. Actually, just throw a bunch of that in there. Another part (or two) of introversion, except in writing. To make a real Jeff, your mixture must have the proper balance of verbal ineptitude and skill at writing. Also modesty. His humor should be simultaneously dry and absurdist, as well as the occasional pun that only he would find amusing. Be sure to give him an appreciation for the mysteries of the universe, and a desire to understand all that a person can about them. He must express a dislike for math even as he thinks in equations. Finally, most importantly, make sure your creation is properly secured to the table, lest it awaken prematurely and run amok with the yelling and the kicking and the biting.

...Sorry, thought I was getting a little too pretentious there. I should probably stop before I look back at this two years from now wondering how I was ever so immature. That happens fairly regularly.


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Jeff Keys [TBR] has 189 friends.
 Kel 


 Tom Miller .a.k.a Shadouken... 


 Shelαyα. 


 Made in Korea 


 Greg 


 AMBER DAVIS 


 *~Phaedra~* 


 Amy 

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Brittany





Jul 13 2009 12:28 AM

Hope you enjoyed your weekend!
Amy


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Jul 7 2009 5:21 PM

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Jun 29 2009 3:53 PM

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Send me a drink back!

Amy


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Jun 25 2009 2:07 AM

Startrek Pictures, Images and Photos
Amy


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May 30 2009 1:22 AM

hey Pictures, Images and Photos
Shelαyα.





May 24 2009 3:22 AM

that's EXACTLY why i love last.fm :)
Judy





May 11 2009 10:09 PM

Happy Birthday my wonderful son! Hope you have a great day! Love you!!
Amy


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May 11 2009 6:09 PM

Happy Birthday Pictures, Images and Photos
Shelαyα.





May 3 2009 9:53 PM

I'm not a big fan of those bands either, but i definitely enjoy checking out new music :)
Amy


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Apr 22 2009 8:05 PM

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Shelαyα.





Apr 5 2009 3:10 AM

what's this i hear about man candy and thieves?
AMBER DAVIS





Apr 2 2009 1:49 AM

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Mar 24 2009 4:01 AM

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AMBER DAVIS





Mar 16 2009 3:32 AM

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Mar 15 2009 3:24 AM

Firefly Pictures, Images and Photos i found this for you. hope you like....
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Mar 12 2009 12:57 AM

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Mar 12 2009 12:53 AM

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Shelαyα.





Mar 6 2009 8:38 PM

i had a dream that you came to visit, and i gave you an awesome tour of UNCC.

i'm not a creeper or anything.
i just have elaborate dreams when i go to sleep on an empty stomach :)
Kel





Dec 22 2008 1:50 PM

neeeehhhh sorry about last night... i was pissed off and working on photoshop all night...you know how i am when i get on photoshop :P or when im pissed for that matter lol :P
Todd





Dec 10 2008 2:16 AM

Tell Brady he has some more training to do...
http://www. familytiez. com/video/gin. htm
Kel





Dec 2 2008 3:06 AM

I GOT MY XBOX FIXED! :) *happy*
Kel





Oct 17 2008 11:06 PM

yknow... ive always heard of hamburger helper... but right now i am eating turkeyburger helper...

so... weird...
Valerie (~*the space cadet*~)





Sep 19 2008 7:02 PM

I'm glad I intrigued you =)
I don't believe it was too random though since you're on my friends list...
It is hard to find people like me in my area too, but not so much on myspace, which is why I like making new friends on here.
Sorry I took so long to write back. I've been going to school but feel free to write back again and I'll try to be more punctual.
AMBER DAVIS





Sep 4 2008 11:12 PM

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