Jenn Sterger

My postal address says Lutz, FL… but I actually live out of a suitcase. In fact, I never unpack them. I guess you could say I am a cute lil homeless chick. I moved to the Hoboken, New Jersey area for work last year and I’m finding the transition… INTERESTING to say the least. I guess that is why they say, if you can make it here, you’ll make it anywhere. I’m told by New Yorkers every day how I am entirely too Southern, but to me.. it’s their way of saying I’m too nice. I split my time between the coasts (NYC and LA), and pass through college towns along the way, spending most of my time with my one true love… SPORTS. I'm addicted to quoting movies, love catching a game with my friends, making people laugh, and living my life to the fullest. After all, its my one chance to just be ME.

I recently graduated in 2007 from Florida State University and bleed garnet and gold through and through. But make no mistakes, I’m no homer. I call it like it is. I’m a brutally honest chick. I say what's on my mind: No B.S. No Drama. I hate girls who hate on other girls, especially people they don't even know. I hate overly vain individuals, and those who think a woman should never leave the house looking anything but “red carpet ready.” Maybe that is because there is nothing I enjoy more than spending a Sunday morning at the diner, with nothing on but my pajamas, a baseball hat, and smile.. Thinking.. “Damn. Last night was fun.”

They say “I’m loyal to a fault.” I am the ultimate human lie detector and people reader. I know more about you than you do, and can smell bad vibes and intentions from a mile away. I pride myself on being the best daughter, friend, and significant other that I can be. My parents ‘done raised me right,’ and taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated among many other life lessons. I try way too hard to please others, and often end up spreading myself too thin. But it’s worth it if it makes someone else smile. Oh, and NEVER mess with my family or friends… or you’ll get a boot in places you have never seen before.

I like to be the girl of mystery... the one everyone thinks they know, but they really have NO idea. I can play dumb with the best of them, but don't be fooled. I'm smarter than the average bear.

I am a really vivacious person. I love life and everything about it. Sure, my life is the true definition of Murphy's Law... anything bad that can happen, will. I trip on my own two feet, on random obstacles, on… well, absolutely nothing at all. I spill things. I break things. I lose things. I have random bruises that I can’t remember how they got there, but I’m sure there is a really good explanation. And yet, I'm okay with that… in fact, I’m still laughing about it. I’m not jaded, just a realist. I've learned that to be happy, you can only rely on yourself. If you wait for others to make you happy, you'll only be disappointed. I have built more walls than the Chinese in my lifetime, but the right guy always has the ability to break them down. Sometimes you just gotta say.. "What the @#$%???.." No one got anywhere without taking risks. Remember in friendships, love, and life, that first impressions aren't always what they seem... and by judging too quickly, you may lose out on something that could've been special. Because even with all the bad things people have done and said to me... I still believe in the good in people.

I’m not a bible thumper... just a good person. I think God brings certain people into your life for a reason, to help you with the things he sees fit. Maybe that's how you know me.

Once a perfectionist, the past few years have taught me you can't always plan what life is going to throw at you. Sometimes you just have to go along for the ride, and fly by the seat of your pants. Besides, who wants to be perfect anyway?? Perfect is so ugly.

I'm a pretend cynic. I love and cherish “the little things.” I love to sing in the shower, mostly power ballads or girl anthems.

I think a store bought gift pales in comparison to something creative from the heart. I enjoy watching sports more than most grown men, and make no bones about my opinions regarding them. I have naturally curly hair.. we are talking, Whitney Houston of the 80’s.. “I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY” hair. I always get the hiccups on Sundays, usually because I am drinking bottled beer, and laughiing my ass off at my friends latest schemes. I hate talking on the phone... unless I have a purpose or I miss the sound of a friendly familiar voice.

I think I may be a little OCD, with a little ADD.. in HD. Yeah, my @#%$ is in Hi-def.

I will defend my favorite team as much as I would my own family. I'm the most loyal person you will meet. Ever. I'm afraid of the dark, crying in public, and having to eat eggs. I'm a loner... that hates to be alone. I hate how people think “single” is code for “slut.” Maybe I just haven’t found a man that lives up to my standards. I’m obsessed with How I Met Your Mother, and have been told that my story telling abilities rival that of Barney Stinson. LEGEN…. DARYYYYYYYYY. I am the ultimate wingman and have been responsible for many of my dudebro’s (even my ex’s) finding the girl of their dreams... or of the night. I think instant replay is the worst thing to happen to baseball since the designated hitter and Astroturf.

I’m still waiting for the rest of the world to realize how awesome football is and make it a part of Olympic competition.

I laugh at my own jokes and swear people would find me a lot funnier if I had been born a dude. I'm an individual. I'm real. But most of all, I'm myself. You've never met a girl like me before and you probably never will.

So if they ask where you went, tell them you went to see about a girl.

"I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you that you love, well, that's just fabulous." --Carrie Bradshaw.