Jen Lancaster, Version 2.0
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Gadfly, Dilettante, Author, Smartass
Female
42 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States
Last Login: 9/23/2009
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| General | I can't remember what I put in my first profile but it made me sound interesting, damn it. But I guess I dig reading, writing, cashing large checks, gardening, spying on people, getting pedicures, watching Sandra Lee on the Food Network and laughing myself into an asthma attack over her "recipes", complaining, re-arranging furniture, calling the Alderman to bitch about my neighbors' trees, and attempting to please Maisy, the world's naughtiest pit bull. | | Music | The last ten songs on my playlist are: FREEDOM ‘90 – George Michael, SINCE U BEEN GONE – Kelly Clarkson, YOU SPIN ME ROUND – Dead or Alive, 19 – Paul Hardcastle, HEAT OF THE MOMENT– Asia, CHAINS OF LOVE – Erasure, SWEET CAROLINE – Neil Diamond, STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON – NWA, WASTED ON THE WAY – CSNY, and BRIAN WILSON – Barenaked Ladies, so, um, yeah... I'd say my music taste is a bit schizophrenic.
| | Movies | TK - I'm going to pretty up the joint before I get to stuff as important as movies, TV, and books. | | Heroes | Bridget Jones, Becky Bloomwood, Patsy, Edina, and Lucille Bluth, of course. |
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Bitter Is the New Black, writers, Myspace Book Club, Jennifer Weiner, Edit Red Writers, Fans of IVY BRIEFS!
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Jen Lancaster, Version 2.0's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Windy City, baby! | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Writer |
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Jen Lancaster, Version 2.0 has packed her madras, izod and pearls and is heading for Nashville. See all y'all at B&N on Mallory in Brentwood at 7pm Posted at 7:34 AM May 14
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Jen Lancaster, Version 2.0's Latest Blog Entry
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On Sale NOW
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Are You Ready To See My '80s?
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And Now, Something Completely Non '80s or Book Related
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Updating blog
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Official Tour Schedule (Now with 100% More Times And Dates)
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About me:
I wrote BITTER IS THE NEW BLACK (NAL - March 2006), BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG ASS (NAL - June 2007), SUCH A PRETTY FAT (NAL - May 2008)and the upcoming PRETTY IN PLAID (NAL - May 2009). I suck at returning emails, cheat at Pictionary, and am far less charming in person than you might imagine. (Except when drinking, which is fairly often.)
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Who I'd like to meet:
The assclapper who erroneously deleted my last MySpace profile. (You know, if I were actually paying for this service, I'd be really pissed.) Also, I'd like to meet readers, writers, people anxious to part with $13.95 USD for each of my books, and anyone who can make me laugh.
And before you ask, no, I DO NOT want to check out your webcam. Put your undies back on - you're killing your mother. (P.S. Your band sucks.)
BTW, if you want to meet ME, check out my tour schedule under the Appearances link at jennsylvania.com.
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You say what every woman thinks, but doesn't dare to say it out loud. I love it!
