astrology, mexican food, white wine, Kombucha, earl grey tea, stir fried vegetables, Stella Artois beer, the smell of rain, Red Door Day Spas, smoking only the finest herb, strip bars, ballroom dancing, rock n roll, big fat fashion magazines, British/Welsh humor, tabloids, intellect, comedians: Chris Rock, Katt Williams and David Spade, PVC, bondage, dark hair, surfers, big white cap waves, not sleeping for 22 hours straight, people watching, popping pills, lithographs, hunting and target shooting, HIGH FASHION: True Religion blue jeans, not being traditional, fireworks, phallic objects, text messages that I can save for months, snail mail, cool breezes in the evening, tattoos, Hebrew, yellow roses, Vans, green grass, scenesters, neon lights, shopping, traveling, jetsetting, bubble gum, volcanoes, beef jerky, pine trees, grottos, meditation and yoga, incense, reading,
tennis, Andy Roddick, staying away from rejects and those who have no social skills, bikinis on thin figures, chihuahuas, my gay cat Sully
Scott Weiland's sobriety, the 80's, real people, no fakers, not taking shit off of anyone, menthol cigarettes, Egyptian cotton linen sheets, pissing in cups, over the counter speed, David LaChapelle's work, Red Bull, Mocha Frapuccinos, iPods and remaining hardcore for life.
Music
Velvet Revolver, Incubus, Thrill Kill Kult, Ghostland Observatory, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Guns n Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Lords of Acid, Lil' Wayne, Sneaker Pimps, IAMX, Cocteau Twins, Deadsy, Fergie, Gwen Stefani/No Doubt, The White Stripes, Grateful Dead, Frank Sinatra, PJ Harvey, The Cure, Skinny Puppy, The Bravery, Revolting Cocks, Front 242, Ministry, Jesus and Mary Chain, Malfunkshun, Peaches, Soundgarden, The Strokes, Devo, Rage Against the Machine, The Mars Volta, System of a Down, Goldfrapp,
Jet, George Michael, Black Light Burns, modwheelmood, lostprophets, 30 Seconds to Mars, L7, Mother Love Bone, Alice in Chains, Sade, Jodeci, The Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, The Vines, Backyard Babies, The 69 Eyes, Trashlight Vision, Jane's Addiction, Joan as Police Woman, The Engine Room, Temple of the Dog, Shinedown, Maroon 5, NIN, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Bush, Rob Zombie, Massive Attack, Bauhaus, Death from Above 1979, Chevelle, Nina Simone, Phil Collins, Tupac, The Beatles, The Doors, Justin Timberlake, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Sex Pistols, Wednesday 13, Portishead, Bjork, Satellite Party, Radiohead, Coldplay, Morrissey...
Movies
Scarface, Godfather I and II, Mystic River, Darjeeling Limited, The Dark Knight, Manhunter, 8 MM, Blades of Glory, At Close Range, The Panic in Needle Park, Pretty Woman, The Graduate, Breathless, Goodfellas, Cape Fear, Fatal Attraction, Seven, The Machinist, Heathers, Heat, Stage Beauty, Being Julia, Bully, Leaving Las Vegas, Mannequin, Aventures in Babysitting, The Untouchables, Pump up the Volume, Taxi Driver, True Romance, Kill Bill Vol. I and II, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, American Beauty, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Say Anything, Dazed and Confused, Friday, New Jack City, Menace to Society, The Great Outdoors, National Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's Animal House, Juice, Boyz in the Hood, Uncle Buck, Splash, Bachelor Party, Big, Flashdance, Million Dollar Baby, Constantine, Weird Science, Cruel Intentions, Jesus' Son, Sleepless in Seattle, Point Break...
Dancing with the Stars, The Young and the Restless and All My Children, BLESS TIVO FOR ITS GREATNESS AND THAT SOAPNET CHANNEL!
Books
Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Handmaid's Tale, Little Black Boy, Sula, Beloved, The 72 Names of God. Poetry: Dylan Thomas, Wordsworth, Keats, Percy Bysshe Shelley and all of his odes along with a few Pre-Raphaelite dudes such as Robert Browning and Alfred Lord Tennison who threw down some good rhymes thanks to Shelley's idealism and uncompromising skepticism.
Heroes
Prince for just being a weirdo,
Scott Weiland for being a "true" rockstar who always delivers no matter what, and because he's a fucking nut, Napoleon Dynamite, Travis Bickle, Howard Stern, Yehuda Berg, Larry Flint and of course my mama.
JennyLane's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
PLANET EARTH
Body type:
5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Undecided
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Public Relations Executive/Hustler
JennyLane's Schools
Southwest Texas State University
San Marcos,Texas
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Major: Mass Communication-Public Relations
Minor: English
Clubs: English Honor Society, University Star newspaper writer , consecutive academic scholar Dean's List
1997 to 2000
Coastal Bend College
Beeville,Texas
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Communications
I earned the moniker "JennyLane" through many years of staying on the level and rolling with the best. I am not a fake person. I attract freaks, fags, drag queens, serial killers, weirdos, trannys and every kind of eclectic individual that walks the face of the Earth. If you are lame and ordinary chances are you are already feeding off of me just by reading this. Lameness has no place in my life. Whenever someone wants the right kind of energy then holler at your girl. We are all fucked. No one is getting out alive, therefore I live my life to the fullest extent. I have several obsessive compulsive disorders. My hair is one of them and so is my overanalysis of people. A true player is always ten to twenty steps ahead of their game.
I believe there is always a higher level of happiness that we are trying to reach. I feel that I will never be satisfied, because there is always someone better than me. Now, that may be true, but I am as original as they come. I am not like most women. I am not passive, sappy nor do I live in some fantasy. I am aggressive and I can spot out a poser loser in no time flat. I do not like teeny boppers who think they know everything when they were still wearing diapers while I was busy selling my soul to the highest bidder. No matter how much life experience you get there is still something else you haven't quite figured out.
I have a pet peeve for proper grammar. It is attributed to me being a perfectionist and a writer. I spend part of my spare time in deep mediation, because I require serious downtime. Every day I collect material from whatever situation I encounter with others. All great material eventually is applied to my art. I am a mouthpiece for women in pop culture. I say what everyone is thinking except I am not afraid to deliver it to the masses. I am considered a weirdo only by those who have decided to conform to the pathetic perils of society. I have tried my best not to fall prey to what everyone else does, and I am pretty sure if I wanted to establish a cult following I would have them backed up at the door. I have been known to be conceited, and well it may in fact be true...but its best to say that I am confident about myself. Oh, and I am a REAL redhead, which might be hard to believe considering everyone has become so fake in today's world.
If you're going to act fake then don't even bother attempting to strike up a conversation with me. Save it for the next superficial jerk off you will encounter.
I have great compassion for friends who touch my life with genuine sincerity. People who are superficial and act like they want to be my friend for their own personal gain have no place in my life. There is nothing worse than someone who is ordinary or a man who is a fucking pussy. If you're my true friend and you have proven your worth then I will fight for your ass to the end. If you aren't my true friend, then its your loss. The street runs two ways remember that folks. JennyLane is finished breaking a sweat for anyone. If you are oblivious to the world around you then grow the hell up. I will always set things off.
Who I'd like to meet: PLEASE NOTE AND READ VERY CAREFULLY: I will not tolerate any kind of disrespect. You have two choices. You can either love me or hate me. I don't give a flying fuck which one it is. If you choose to love me then I will reciprocate to the best of my ability, because I am a warm-hearted woman. If you choose to hate on me and act psycho then its on motherfucker. I will eat your ass. I will destroy you. Never talk shit about me or to me and expect me to just walk away. I never back down from an asshole or a good fight.
Eddie Vedder
I'm out...
My man Howard Stern for always bringing it.
Check out my rock n roll scrapbook/slideshow below:
Bitch needs to call me sometime so I can catch up on whats going down in that shithole you call a home?? ha....yea so have a supercalifragiliciois expealidocious day.....
there titty baby!! i put u on my top! but it took me forever to because everytime i would check i still wasnt on urs so i was like that fuckin j.HO!! oh yea no towel whoop!! man that shit hurts... see u work hoe!!!
it feels like forever since we have talked the last time. how are you??? you won't believe it but i had almost three month vacations and now i will start my master studies. it didn't happen much. i'm just really relaxed and i had a wonderful lazy time. i hope you're fine! and now i wish you a great weekend! hug u!!! carina
well blow me i aint been on here in fookin ages.. your lookin rather tasty in that outfit on your pics missus! hottie alert me thinks!! ♥ just thought i'd say hi whilst i'm logged into the world of fantasy.. will defo hit you up the biggest essay going once i get myself sorted.. i'm packing as we speak & still house hunting like a crazy.. all will come good in the end. love you loads xxxx
goes to show how lighting, makeup and photography can make you go from looking like a skeltor to an attractive woman. I don't recognize her in most of her pictures. In person, she has no presence. Actually, it quite forgettable.
Yea gay is still gayer than ever with big tarantula balls that are coming off next week. He seems to think the baby crib is for him but they have another thing coming when theres a crying baby in there!
Sorry! Happy belated birthday. Yes, I have your number and I'll try to find you on facebook. All is well here. Going to sleep now but I will talk to you very soon!
What up bitch....this damn summer is killin my ass. im ready to pop this baby out already so i can have a cold beer down by the river!! anyways hope beeville sucks ass as usual. Tell the rents i said what up. Red gay is still red and still gay....peace out
i'm doctoring up my arm with some aloe vera plant. it's so gross looking. i have half of my stuff packed because why unpack it if it's already there? Not worried though. it's your ocd gettin ya.
