Jenny Lindsay
jenny lindsay
jenny lindsay The Pursuit of Happiness Will Drive You Crazy

Female
27 years old
Edinburgh, Scotland
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/24/2009
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    Jenny Lindsay's Interests
GeneralI LOVE: enquiry, JAMES WATERMAN, curiosity, ART FOR ARTS SAKE, art for the sake of principles, DISCOVERY, when it all falls into place, even if it disappears a day later, the power of the SPOKEN WORD, my parents divorce, POLESON, laura, MY FAMILY, when the reality is better than the dreaming, RED WINE, almost getting away with it, GETTING AWAY WITH IT COMPLETELY, days off, DAYS ON, running POETRY CABARETS, peanut butter on toast, WAKING UP AND NOT HAVING TO GET UP, reading in the bath, PRACTICING POEMS IN THE SHOWER, finishing poems and liking them, MY CAT HERA, edinburgh, JAMES' CD COLLECTION (mine is shite), FINALLY LETTING GO OF THE IMP THAT BUGS YOU, reading, WELL TIMED ESCAPISM, train journeys, GIGS OUTSIDE OF SCOTLAND WHERE I CAN CHURN OUT THE SAME OLD SHITE, jamming with LAURA, comfiness, FEELING SAFE, not being scared of death and the future (BOTH ARE INEVITABLE AND PERFECTLY NATURAL), being judgemental, CRITICS, bravery, HOSTING POETRY SHOWS, drinking while hosting poetry shows, LOVING WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS ( this is a work in progress :), crows feet, GETTING OLDER, learning, MY UN-KILLABLE CACTUS, james cooking (yes, there is a theme here...), letting myself dream, STAYING INSIDE IF I WANT TO... I HATE: WHEN TORIES CLAIM TO BE LIBERALS, the state of political journalism, UNSPEAK, the power of corporations, THE MISUSE OF THE WORD 'LIBERAL', people who argue that we shouldn't 'judge' each other, simply because we are from different backgrounds, WOMEN WHO'LL STILL CALL THEMSELVES 'GIRL' AT FORTY, men who cheat and say its in their nature to 'spread their seed' then leave their partner if they succeed in planting said seed, SCREWBALL LOGIC, circular arguments, THE RISE OF RELATIVISM, deepak chopra, THROWING UP SPAGHETTI, the bottom of the bottle, DYING ON STAGE, being ripped off, BAD ARGUMENTS, size zero, MISSING PEOPLE WHO'RE NOT COMING BACK, pretty much all advertising, PEOPLE WHO THINK BORIS JOHNSON IS 'HARMLESS', the style of election coverage, PEOPLE WHO SHOUT 'JUMP' AT SUICIDAL PEOPLE ON BRIDGES, lack of empathy, SELFISHNESS, liars, COWARDS, purposeful idiots, SENTENCES BEGINNING WITH "I'M NOT A FEMINIST, BUT/ i'M NOT A RACIST, BUT/ I'M NOT A TORY, BUT....", people who can't distinguish between porn and sex, THE TOTAL ACCEPTANCE OF PLASTIC SURGERY, bridget jones being an idol for women, PLANTING THE TERM 'FEMINIST' ON ANYONE WHO EXPRESSES A SENTIMENT THAT DIFFERENTIATES THEM FROM A DOORMAT OR A PROSTITUTE, accidentally eating soap (don't ask), ARROGANT STAFF IN CLOTHES SHOPS, £8 for a pint of bloody TENNENTS. Amongst other things.
Music...is good. I approve of misery in major chords.
Moviesare also good. Some are stupid. Like the ones where the geek turns goddess. Or some 'hero' dies for the love of some twat with the personality of a caravan park and enough brains to fill an eggcup. And won't it be funny in the future when our children scorn us for our love of car chases in films? "Mummy? Do you know that the CO2 emissions in that scene helped to fell the last elm?" "Yes dear. Now shut up and help me row."
Television... does not serve just one master, regardless of what all those bloody poets tell you (he he he): tis good for some things...like information and escapism, both of which are wonderful things.
BooksMy bookshelves are the best thing about me. And they're broken and sagging to the left :) William Morris, GEORGE ORWELL, BERTRAND RUSSELL, J. S Mill, HEINRICH BOLL, Arthur Koestler, KURT VONNEGUT, Philip K Dick, William Golding, NICK COHEN, STEVEN POOLE, Stephen Ingle, FRANCIS WHEEN, H.G WELLS, Jonathan Swift, MARGARET ATWOOD, Tim Lott, GERMAINE GREER... I also read tons of poetry, but my poetry books are in the loo so I can read them in the bath...KEVIN CADWALLENDER, Clare Pollard, GRAEME HAWLEY, Bram Gieben, MILTON BALGONI, Carolyn Forche, PHILIP LARKIN, Robert Burns and many others too numerous to mention have all been accidentally dunked over the years... I like to read and write about politics, philosophy, our Christian legacy, Britain, democracy, the left, feminism, ethical socialism... as you can see, I am attempting to be remembered as the patron saint of completely fucking lost causes :)
adopt your own virtual pet!
HeroesPeople who believe in truth. People who admit they don't know the answer, but at least want to try to know the answer, instead of (as is the fashion) saying that the answer doesnt exist. People who know the importance of believing in a better world, even they have to live in this one...

     Jenny Lindsay's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Maybole. best viewed through a rearview mirror.
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Poet/Writer/Whatever I can get...

   Jenny Lindsay's Schools
The University of Stirling
Stirling, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Politics
Minor: Religion
 

2004 to Present
Queen Margaret University College, Edinburgh
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Escaping Maybole
Minor: Dropping Out
 

1999 to 2000
Carrick Academy
MAYBOLE, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Major: Learning How To Duck
Minor: Sarcasm
 

1993 to 1999

   Jenny Lindsay's Companies
Big Word Performance Poetry
Edinburgh, Scotland UK
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Performance poet, writer, low wager, normal, mostly poor, occasionally loaded, often amused, usually tired: I'm good at burning bridges. You? ('http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/images/banners/banner8813.gif');">
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Who I'd like to meet:
CURIOUS PEOPLE. People who dont think "all poetry is shit". HAPPY LONERS. Bands, MUSICIANS, poets, ARTISTS, promoters, ETHICAL SOCIALISTS, folks I can spam about future poetry events :)

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Bob Rafferty is Confused!

Bob Rafferty is Confused!



Nov 16 2009 7:16 PM

Hello YOU!!!

Two new tasty videos on my Youtube channel...http://www.youtube.com/user/sonofbolto

My Brother’s Eating Cereal

A 37 second slice of Metal Madness about my Brother eating cereal - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUYFOk_Dc3Q

Doppelganger

A couple of hours worth of split screen fun with two rather hungover looking Bobs playing cards - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGNFCbmNBk

Hope yer good,

Bob x x x
Bob Rafferty is Confused!

Bob Rafferty is Confused!



Jul 29 2009 11:40 PM

Hey Jenny,

Please take a moment to check out my stupid but hopefully entertaining videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hym0RTi6Ubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRv_8iQlEA

If you like them please pass them on.

Bob :)
El Dog

El Dog



May 25 2009 1:29 AM

El Dog at the Ark in Edinburgh. Saturday the 30th of May. Doors at 8:00. Tickets £2.

why not come along and check us out. We'll be playing with a plethora of great bands.

The Number Nines, Caezuim, Eskimogo and Miasma

All the best,

Bob
El Dog

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Big Hand

Big Hand



May 19 2009 8:59 AM

Hear ye, hear ye...

Summer is approaching and cruel winter is banished for another year. To celebrate, Big Hand would like to invite you to an extra special night of cosmic ska craziness...

Get your skanking shoes on and join us at Cabaret Voltaire
this Sunday - 24th May (its a bank holiday, so no excuses)...

Viva la revolution xxxxx
The Bluesfather

Roger Emmerson



Apr 7 2009 10:52 PM

The Bluesfather is the featured act this Sunday, 12.04.09, 9.00-10.00pm, at The Listening Room, The Blue Blazer, Spittal Street. Be cool to see you there.
Deborah Harvey

Deborah Harvey



Mar 14 2009 10:18 AM

Morris would be a wonderful name for a dog, particularly if it were bright eyed and gregarious and hairy.

I have a book He signed ... and an etching of Him by Leonard Baskin ... who was friends with Ted Hughes ... I have a signed Birthday Letters ... I am straying from the point ...

Yes, he was inspirational in so many ways but most of all for being a great-hearted, generous-spirited human being.

I know what you mean about his poetry, although I think it's partly because it's very much of its time. However, 'October' and parts of 'The Message of the March Wind' are amongst my favourites and can make me weep.

XX
Deborah Harvey

Deborah Harvey



Mar 13 2009 9:36 AM

Hello Jenny. Thanks for visiting my poems. You love William Morris! :-D

XX
Deborah Harvey

Deborah Harvey



Feb 24 2009 8:23 PM

Thanks for making space for me.

Deb XX
El Dog

El Dog



Feb 22 2009 9:57 PM

Hey Jenny,

How goes it?

Sorry it's a bit spamtastic.

We’re playing the Captains Rest in Glasgow with Leeds band 15 Stories and Glasgow’s very own Acrylic Iqon.

We'll be giving folk the chance to get their paws on an advanced copy of our début album 'The Lamps of Terrahead' on the night.

Hope to see you there.

All the best,

el dog
travis b poet

travis blair



Feb 17 2009 3:00 AM

happy birthday, jenny!
Gamma Ray Dali

Gamma Ray Dali



Dec 7 2008 3:04 PM

Actio​n Group

Live

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Tonight!
CONFUSION IS SEX

CONFUSION IS SEX



Oct 30 2008 2:56 PM

09 November - 2 OF THE BIGGEST PUNK ROCK BANDS IN PARIS ARE PLAYING AT HOBO THIS NIGHT...FRENCH HOBO NIGHT..with DEAD SEXY and TOXIC SONIC Live!

PRAVDA played at HOBO early this year and the night was wild, sexy and oh oh so french, earlier this year the drummer and the lead guitarist/male singer in PRAVDA formed a new band which are the rebel sound of GLAM PUNK // TRASH // they are in high demand touring all over the world yes they are called 'TOXIC SONIC' and are fiercer and sexier than ever before.

DEAD SEXY - SEX AFTER THE AFTERPARTY. THE AFTERPARTY AFTER SEX. DRUGS. ROCK’N’ROLL. CHAOS. GRACE. ART UNLEASHED... TRENDY AND BORN AGAINST.

PLUS DEAD SEXY DJ SET!
+ 2 BURLESQUE ACTS...IMPRESSIVE JOHNSON. FEMALE ACT TBC.

PLUS 2 VERY SPECIAL GUEST DJs TBC
SusiJacuzzi

SusiJacuzzi



Oct 13 2008 10:16 AM

are you doing performance poetry anywhere these days? hope you're good :)
CONFUSION IS SEX

CONFUSION IS SEX



Aug 23 2008 4:00 AM

--------------------------------- THiS SUNDAY> 24 August - THE FNORDS LIVE! - " A mutant mix of Cramps meets Slits" "60’s surf punk - screamabilly action!" BAND ON AT 12.30. DJs playing this night are....TALL PAUL (GO GO), SUPER OLY & TOMSKI>> drinks are £1.50 ..... yes we are doing another raffle of a crate of beer!!!!!!!!! open 11-5am! entry 3 quid THE BONGO CLUB Edinburgh, Scotland EH8 8BA
Licence Pending

Licence Pending



Jul 30 2008 11:22 AM

come come come come come
and perform
and you will get to this time...

what you doing sunday night?
wanna come play...
speak soon hopefully
call me on 0131 225 3090
0131 226 3966
or 0844 545 8242
!!!!!

xxxxxx
JL Williams

JL Williams



Jul 23 2008 9:39 AM

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....some of the finest pop songs you've never heard. **** Sunday Herald

....major thumbs up. Evening Times

....sumptuous European balladeering translated into an urban Scottish setting. **** The List

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WHEN: 23 July @ 9pm
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COST: £6 / 5 (Tickets available soon from Ripping Records & Avalanche)

You are invited to the acoustic gig of the year....

JL Williams (Neue Liebe) and Weaponizer unite to present an evening of enchanting music and hypnotic poetry - not to be missed!

WHEN: TONIGHT
WHERE: The Voodoo Rooms, 19a West Register Street, Edinburgh.
COST: £6 / 5 (Tickets available soon from Ripping

LIPSYNC FOR A LULLABY
www.myspace.com/lipsyncforalullaby

Sonic star-travellers, melding ethereal noise and classical textures - Edinburgh's answer to Sigur Ros...

LAURA LEWIS & THE TEA DANCE ORCHESTRA
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Experimental heartbreak songwriting and esoteric instrumentation...

AND THE STARLETS! http://www.starlets.co.uk/, http://www.myspace.com/starletsuk./.

Hosted by poets Texture (Chemical Poets) and JL Williams (Neue Liebe)
Big Hand

Big Hand



Jul 18 2008 11:13 AM

Friends! Summer's here (not that the sun knows about it!)...

To celebrate not only this but the official release of our album (on i tunes and such like) we cordially invite you to our album launch at Henry's Cellar Bar on Monday 4th August. Get your dancing shoes on, grab your friends by the hand, lead them in the ways of Zorbic rightousness, and come on down for a dazzling night to remember...

peace, love and cider
Big Hand
Gamma Ray Dali

Gamma Ray Dali



Jul 10 2008 5:36 PM

hey lady,
everything was all good on sunday.
xxx

c u later.
Jed Milroy

Jed Milroy



Jun 12 2008 1:57 AM

Lovely to hear from you Ms Lindsay. Looking forward to the Fishers gig. Life in the country continues to be lovely. Still awaiting the appearance of young Barney (not sure if you remember that drunken converstion). You well?
9 Tails Fox

9 Tails Fox



Jun 10 2008 4:28 AM

MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

just read that "socialist" comment........fucking splendid......i love irony......if i didn't think it was meant to be funny i would have suggested that MLMF stood for middle-class liberal mother fuckers. hammer and sickle as well, nice touch, fuck those ukrainians eh!

love you tho xxx

ya genius
Neue Liebe

Neue Liebe



May 7 2008 12:16 PM

Daaaarling Jenny! We can't wait to see you at the Voodoo Rooms on the 25th!! Lots of liebe. xxx
Charles

Charles



Apr 17 2008 3:24 AM

Comrade Jenny Lindsay,
Thanks for adding me,
Socialists are the only ones
who can build a world without ghettos
and end world poverty, every child in
this world has a right to live in dignity,
economically and emotionally,
only socialists can provide that for every child.
MLM Feminist ( MLMF ),
is a NEW international political party
platform that is feminist based with motherhood
and womans issues in our base ideology,
please check out our platform in my blog under:

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Red Luv & Salutes,
Comrade Charles
SusiJacuzzi

SusiJacuzzi



Apr 5 2008 8:51 AM

Yeah I totally love your blogs! YEAH
Big Hand

Big Hand



Mar 27 2008 7:05 PM

Hear ye, hear ye friends. Calling all ye faithful and faithless, the Big Hand debut album is finally here and set to dazzle upon the main stage of life! Yes, its set for release, and its gonna blow your socks off.........

............ 14 tracks of the finest sparkling soulful zorbic ska ever heard for just ten little pounds. Available now from www.thebighand.co.uk - it would be a crime to miss out! Get yourselves the remedy for the winter blues, reach out through the ether and get yourself one today. Go on, you know you want to!

Peace and Love
Big Hand
bru

bru



Feb 27 2008 3:55 PM

thank you for the evening of poetry in Edinburgh :)
world of Love ..
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