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Jenyoseph

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Teaching myself how to juggle. One of those things I should have learned a long time ago, but never did. It's harder than it looks!Posted 23 hours ago from TweetDeck view more

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  • Jenyoseph

  • 26 / Female
  • Talent, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 11/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Mannequins, Romanticism, Robots, Laundry, Dada, Mathematics

  • Music

    Tom Waits, Antony & the Johnsons, Bob Dylan, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, The Moldy Peaches, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Etta James, Jason Webley, Fishtank Ensemble, John Lee Hooker, BB King, Beatles, Eels, The Faint, Queen, Blondie, Violent Femmes, Sauvie Island Moon Rocket Factory, Blur, etc.

  • Movies

    Amelie, I Heart Huckabees, The Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Broken Flowers, Lost in Translation, Breakfast on Pluto, Pan's Labyrinth, Ed Wood, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, Benny & Joon, Dead Man, The Point, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Fantastic Planet, FLCL, Battle Royale, Girls Will Be Girls, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Die Mommie Die! Woody Allen movies, silent movies, etc.

  • Television

  • Books

    ..

    "Despite his appointment in contemporary humanity, however, Campbell maintained an enormous, contagious enthusiasm for what he called “the rapture of being alive.”

    -Tom Robbins

    WDFB

  • Heroes

    "Our individuality is all, all, that we have. There are those who barter it for security, those who repress it for what they believe is the betterment of the whole society, but blessed in the twinkle of the morning star is the one who nurtures and rides it, in grace and love and wit, from peculiar station to peculiar station along life's bittersweet route."

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Height: 5' 3"
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Occupation: Intergalactic Cribbage Trouncer

Schools

  • Southern Oregon University

    • Ashland, OREGON
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Major: Art Major - Math Minor
    • Clubs: Resurrected Poet's Society, Jewish Student Union, Quaantum Physics Club, Chess Club, DJ Club, Woody Allen Fan Club (President)
    2001 to 2004

  • North Medford High School

    • Medford, OREGON
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: English/Literature
    • Clubs: Computer Club, Philosophy Club, Astronomy Club, Spanish & Japanese Clubs, Chess Club
    1997 to 2001

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About me:

AIM Name: DirtyTweedJacket

Yahoo ID: admitabloodyname

My Art Site: http://www.freewebs.com/jenyoseph

I am intolerant to Skechers shoes. Once, in the fourth grade, I bit a kid because he was wearing a pair. The teacher proceeded to put me in time out aka a refrigerator box in the corner of the classroom. In the box was a nice yellow crayon and another little girl who liked to light things on fire. Time out did little to placate my antisocial behavior and I remain obsessed with yellow and affined to female pyros.

I love my family.

Currently, I am building a machine that will allow me to transcend space and time. This journey will inevitably land me in the cartoon universe. Once I am there, I will make friends with She-Ra and Space Ghost. We will have many adventures... "I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled 'You, Kant, Always Get What You Want.'" I am an avid Agnoiologist and Nostologist in my spare time. If you haven't already, take some time with Fly Guy

Who I'd like to meet:

Anthony Bourdain :}

Comments

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  • < (( GIXXX3R TRAV3 )) >Travis James

    Nov 12 2009 5:41 PM

    Hey thanks! Other than my shitty job things are great! How's your little family doin? You ever make your way into town?
  • Lady HunnyBunny

    Oct 12 2009 4:39 PM

    Hey I'km trying to find on you Facebook... Wanna help me out?
  • CraigCraig Stephens

    Oct 11 2009 5:52 AM


  • Johnny Black

    Sep 19 2009 7:03 PM

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    Cheers

    Mr. Black
  • Dolomites

    Sep 3 2009 6:12 PM

    thx For coMing OUt !!!
    MULTO ARIGATOS for the Cyber FRIENDSHIP!!!
    All the Best...

    Dolomites


  • Sabers

    Sep 3 2009 12:42 AM

    happy birthday! love the zombie bday pic below! <3
  • Johnny Black

    Sep 2 2009 9:19 PM

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    Cheers

    Mr.Black
  • Never Be The Same Again

    Sep 2 2009 12:29 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
  • JakeJake Asher

    Jul 16 2009 6:28 PM

    how about doing some historical events in gummi bears?

    waterloo, gettysburg, declaration of independance, boston tea party, etc...
  • *LANDIS*landis thomas

    Jul 12 2009 7:46 PM

    thank you ! i am so happy about it. i always watch those ffos network copetition shows and when they make the chocolate and sugar sculptures- i want to learn so bad! well i found out they make it look soooooooooo much easier than it is!
    but i cooked sugar like normal-2 cups sugar-3/4 cup water and 2/3 cup light corn syrup- stir till sugar disolves-let come to a boil withput stirring-add color while boiling still don't stir-let boil till 300* take off heat-after boiling stops add flavor stir. i let it cool a bit but not to long cause it starts to get tacky really fast. i sprayed the inside of a bunch of plastic measuring cups with pam and then took a fork and dipped it in the sugar- i held it over the cup and wiggled it from side to side letting little "lines" i guess of sugar drape into the cup. let it dry then i kinda used both thumbs to gently push it and it slid out!!! i did like 4 but only 2 came out. sugar is hard to work with and i think i need some better molds. and also i was cooking it in a huge pan which made it hard to pour in the molds so i am gonna use a smaller one next time-
    idk just tryin to be landis homebaker i get board. lol
  • JakeJake Asher

    Jul 11 2009 7:27 PM

    so like umm youre pretty awesome.
  • Captain Morgan!!!Morgan Scott

    Jul 9 2009 4:40 PM

    It cost $150... my dad got it for me for a late B-Day present while I was in Denver. He dropped me off at the AWESOME Tattoo parlor with a the stereotypical awsome front desk girl who looks like you and Anonda put together. I sat down and the very cute tattoo artist guy inked me in less than 20 min.... I know right? Before I knew it I was officially SUPER! (or a Scott or Studly or Obsessed Fan or whatever else I want 'S' to stand for!) :D
  • Captain Morgan!!!Morgan Scott

    Jul 9 2009 4:08 PM

    YEP got my second tat... and I KNOW you.... guess which side of my body it's on?! LOL..... don't you just love my A-Symmetricalness....

  • ~K*A*T*I*E~Katie Tubbs

    Jul 6 2009 5:54 PM

    Oh I wanted to do the scavenger hunt thingy but my camera is being so wierd and only works when it wants to. Makes me mad lol. Im the wrong person to ask about haircuts. My great aunt does mine for me. It depends on where you go for the price. Id say its about the same as a restaraunt tipping wise. if they do a good job tip more and vice versa. i think this cut would look awesome on you!
  • ~K*A*T*I*E~Katie Tubbs

    Jul 6 2009 5:38 PM

    thanx for the comment! How are you?
  • the Man Himself...

    Jul 4 2009 5:26 PM

    ha- this made me think of you!
  • Ember

    Jun 23 2009 9:30 PM

    Ohh man, those things crack me up! I can't watch it at work, but I saw that one about a week ago and about died :D
  • *LANDIS*landis thomas

    Jun 23 2009 5:03 PM

    lol idk but i did name my new boston that i got a while back ,...alfred wellington the 3rd hahahahah
  • ~Simply Me~Kathy K

    Jun 22 2009 6:33 PM

    It takes me a lot longer grocery shopping than it once did because of this, gluten products are in most everything.  I am a bit faster now because I know what brands to stay away from but if I look at something new, more reading to labels.  Most stores have a small selection of gluten-free products, unless you are fortunate to have like a Sun Harvest or other "granola" kind of store close by, they tend to have  much larger selection.  Rice and Corn are OK... there are lots of things that you can eat that are made with those two products.  Asian stores sell rice pasta.  Really, I cannot tell the difference, just need to boil it longer.  We have some corn pasta here, have not tried it yet and I have some gluetn free cookie mix to see if Andy likes it or not, just waiting for a day where it's not 102 outside before firing up the oven for a few hours.  I have more suggestions and links I will send soon.  And he's not starving.. it can be done, just have to have will power and the desire to not ache from gluten in the ole system.
  • Captain Morgan!!!Morgan Scott

    Jun 17 2009 3:51 PM

    LOL...you should see me nakey.... hahahahaha.... that's REALLY crazy! ;D
  • Sarah

    Jun 16 2009 12:55 PM

    His hair is getting a little lighter. And maybe a little red... I dunno, I thought I was gonna have a cute little dark haired baby, but apparently my genes are no match for Josh's!
  • Ember

    Jun 11 2009 6:01 PM

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

    Bwaha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Captain Morgan!!!Morgan Scott

    Jun 10 2009 3:46 PM

    Are you aware of the atrocity that occured yesterday???!!!!~ OMG~ Johny Depp Turned 46!!!!......!!!!! AAAAHAHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHAAAA hAHahahahahahah.... you know we're getting older when our pop culture icons are starting to grey up.... ;-/
  • Ember

    Jun 8 2009 3:59 AM

    :D I Love that song. I get it stuck in my head all the time, especially when Ellie gets up before 6am ;)
  • Shaw

    Jun 6 2009 8:14 PM

    Happy Birthday Orchid!!!!