Jerantino

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"We hold no great secret except this: We know that all endeavor is art when rendered with conviction." ~Charles deLint
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No Live Nude Lesbian Models were harmed in the writing of this profile This profile was written with the proper authorization of all authorities. Any likeness, actual or imagined, is unintended and the product of your own zealous, over-inflated imagination and sense of self-importance. Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by BJoRN IRKESTeiM-SLATER WALKER. Celebrity voices are impersonated, badly, and said celebrities were also unharmed during this profile's creation. Llama trained to fill out and file complicated tax forms by JURGEN WIGG-PROT. This profile is fat free, hypo allergenic, and contains no harmful additives, toxins or illegal substances. Being all natural and made from 68% post-consumer material, we hope to present a profile that you'll be able to keep, cherish, and let your children cuddle up to at night. It has no pointy sides, no small parts, and your toddler need not worry about choking on it. No drugs or money are kept in this profile. It is for blood and urine specimens only.
.. No animals were harmed in the creation of this profile, except for: a baby Harp seal, seven bonytailed Chubs, a rare albino African boa, a school of dolphins, a flock of Aleutian geese, fifty-seven Elvis impersonators and one Liza Minnelli drag queen, an alpha chimp, a gaggle of Banbury Springs limpets, two indian bull elephants, eighteen University of Washington psyche students and twelve drama/media majors, seventeen cows, an Amish farmer and his cart (amazingly the horse escaped and is now on tour as side-kick to Ralph the Wonder Llama), two condors, a fanboy named David "Dabe" Coovert, a.k.a. Cypher, a Shetland pony, a rare black rhino, a silver-backed gorilla named "Tony", a Northern spotted owl who willl only answer to the name of "Shirley", a family of Savannah baboons, a leper from Calcutta named "Brenda", six pandas, eighty-three domesticated house cats, and a spider monkey known only as "Bob".
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