Jeremy
"simianuprising.com"

Male
24 years old
montreal quebec,
Canada



Last Login: 4/22/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/jerclarke  

    Jeremy's Interests
General1337 633x0rn355, 2$ chowmein, a softer world, absurdity, acoustica, against me!, art, baudrillard, blogosphere, boat tours, boris, canada, chris ware, cogniceuticals, comics, comix, computational theory of mind, congruence, copyfighting, copyleft, copyright law, cory doctorow, crazythinks, creative commons, crooked teeth, cycloptic automatons, design, devolution, digitaelia, dinosaur comics, dollar cinema, e-books, end to end principle, existentialism, gender, gender dissolutionism, gnu, god, guarana, guru, half-japanese girls, isaac asimov, jack dylan, james peirce, jane, jaspers, jurgen habermas, kant, kevin bacon, language, larry lessig, lev manovich, mac, markup, meaning, mmorpg, mobile technology, modernity, monkeys, montreal, moosehead, necessary illusions, neophilia, nietzsche, old alan moore, ontology, open source, openness, ortega, pants, philosophy, photography, pins, post-humanism, post-movements, punk, rationality, reason, representation, robo-monkeys, sci-fi, semantics, semiotics, simian uprising, simulacra, simulation, snobbish intellectualism, technophilia, the chinese room, the inter-net, the morality of linux, the mountain goats, the new humour, transhumanism, handspring visor, treo, truth and beauty bombs, ubiquitous computing, ukulele, ungrateful biped, user interface design, user-experience design, vancouver, vintagia, vonnegut, w3.org, wacom, waking life, web design, webcomics, wikipedia, wikis, william gibson, william james, wordpress, words, world of warcraft, wow, globalvoices, permutype, psychedelics, psilocybin, mycophagy, mycology, cubensis, hallucination, terrence mckenna, ru sirius, left, discordianism, subgenius, biking, dollar cinema, $C, Pushap, Value Village, MEC, Smoothies, berries, fruit, the porn theory of culture (in development), 911 truth, boingboing,

     Jeremy's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Aylmer
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:student / web creator

   Jeremy's Schools
PHILEMON WRIGHT HIGH SCHOOL
Gatineau, QC
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Darkside of the Cafeteria
 

1998 to 2001



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About me:

Jeremy is finishing up a degree in Communications. He likes to do good work on web pages and sites and to deconstruct the man (as well as damning him).

Jeremy would like you to contact him if you are looking to pay someone for either of these things. Also if you know why MySpace is so badly written, he really does want to understand that one.

You can find Jeremy at his website Simian Uprising (RSS feed, LJ feed). He posts pictures and ideas there sometimes.

simianuprising.com, jeremy's homepage About This MySpace Page and Its Style:

I hacked this MySpace style from one I found here. I did this because the default MySpace style is a shame unto human beings and their ability to sense color. I didn't write my own template from scratch because it is nearly impossible given the attrocious code the wannabe templater is faced with.

This template is simple and maybe even elegant, really it's an example of what I think a site like this should look like. Wouldn't you rather look at this for everyones profile than the blue/orange drivel MySpace wants you to? Yes, yes you would.

A Proposition:

Instead of keeping the default style to avoid looking like you're trying (as trying reeks of effort) why not create a new default? Admittedly, this isn't a perfect template by any stretch, but it's as good as the MySpace's offering and only 8% as ugly.

So here's the plan. I put up the code and instructions to use it and everyone who can't be bothered to use anything but the default follows the quick instructions to reset their default to this. Then all of a sudden MySpace looks way better than it did. Maybe NewsCorp will actually notice and improve their own defaults/code to compete. Wouldn't that be nice?

All I ask is that, if you feel like it, you keep the link or banner-link back to the source code, so that as many people as possible can make the switch. If you don't want to clutter up your page with it, no problem, just having a nicer page is 62.5% of the battle!

(Click the banner to get the code and instructions)

myspace beautification front, do it!
Who I'd like to meet:
I kind of feel like MySpace is better used as a way of bringing the people you know in real life together and making contact between them smoother (i.e. I started dating a friend of a friend because it was so easy to get in touch on MySpace after we met briefly in person), so I guess I'm trying to meet people I already know.

Oh yeah, I'm also trying to meet emo kids with asymmetrical hair that sweeps across their foreheads, but only if photos of them are taken exclusively from above and in high-contrast black and white. Those kinds of people are awesome.


   Jeremy's Friend Space (Top 8)
Jeremy has 89 friends.
 mira 


 Louisa 


 working class boy 


 Woo! 


 sarah tracy 


 O Positive 


 Boris 


 December<3Heartbreak 





Jeremy's Friends Comments
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Cat [ITS]™





Dec 2 2007 10:18 PM

|simon|





Nov 5 2007 12:12 AM

dang youre not going to believe me...i tried this offer to get a REAL name-brand bag on Coach totally FREE & it truly came in the mail!! since i KNOW its not a hoax now, i'm gunna act quick and grab more to give out as a gift..you really ought to go snag one or two too ROFL! isn't this one that came tight?



you can drop by this site or press on the pic above to snag yours
Four Eyes.





Nov 1 2007 5:48 PM

wowzer you ain't even going to believe this...i tried this offer to receive a REAL bag and wallet from Coach totally FREE & it truly came!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm going to act real fast and grab some more to send out as a gift..you ought to go snag one or two too ROFL! isn't this 1 i got tight?



you can click here or press the pic above this to swipe yours
Mikey B





Oct 31 2007 7:18 AM

woooow your not even going to believe this...i completed this offer to receive a REAL handbag with a wallet from Coach totally FREE & it totally worked!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm going to go real quick and get another one or two to give to people as a gift..you really ought to go swipe one or two too ROFL! ain't the one i got awesome?



you can come to this site or press the pic above to grab yours
|simon|





Oct 16 2007 2:34 AM

Mikey B





Oct 12 2007 8:18 AM

Four Eyes.





Oct 11 2007 10:46 PM

Mikey B





Oct 8 2007 7:55 AM

Four Eyes.





Oct 8 2007 3:46 AM

zuzu knew





Sep 21 2007 6:28 PM

hey just stoppin by to see how you are yo go look at this, it worked for me

*CLICK HERE*
JUST FOR YOU! TAKE THIS FREE $500 AND
GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE OVER AT MACYS!
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sarah tracy





Dec 21 2006 12:45 AM

i want to see picures of you giving the peace sign in japan!

>
:D
Woo!





Dec 12 2006 1:54 PM

have a good trip, bud.
DJ PLAN A





Dec 3 2006 5:30 PM

too cool for school, and yet, in school...
Woo!





Nov 8 2006 11:03 AM

fair enough. but until 80% of the people i want to be networked with (the bands, the comic/graphic novel people, etc...) signs up for this mass exodus, i'm staying put.
enjoy life on the other side, friend.
Woo!





Nov 8 2006 10:23 AM

i'm sticking with this falling rock...

frack face book. why bother putting in the effort for pretty much the same result? friendster, hi5, myspace, facebook... what's the next jump? i might as well just stick to something and not waste my time.

*kindly note the galactica reference*
Stephanie





Sep 12 2006 1:42 PM

i know you...

;)
Linz





Aug 31 2006 5:49 PM

Dude, Bat Mat is playing a show Sept 9 (I think) at Grumpys. Say you'll come!
Woo!





Aug 31 2006 10:09 AM

jer, i wore your epcot hoodie to work today because i didn't have another to wear. i am sorry.
i will wash it again and return it to you soon. :P
sarah tracy





Jul 27 2006 9:30 AM

tonight!!!
:)
Shwarmapus





Jul 27 2006 7:16 AM

I could hug you for having a template that doesn't take three days to load and is overridden with Flash.
Louisa





Jul 11 2006 4:51 AM

i'm up LATE. totally different.
also working, though.

have fun with the devil!
Louisa





Jul 11 2006 4:47 AM

i see.

jesus, you're up early.
Louisa





Jul 10 2006 2:42 PM

i just noticed- interests: jane? as in the magazine, or has it just been an eternity since you updated your list?
sarah tracy





Jul 5 2006 6:27 PM

green and blue: not just for fading hair dye anymore!
Woo!





Jul 3 2006 2:51 PM

thanks for the loaner hoodie. it was very useful. i will wash it and return it promptly.
sarah tracy





Jun 30 2006 10:42 PM

the sheep are from the ranch in ontario
they bleet hello
(what a roundabout way of commenting... )
Cat [ITS]™





Jun 20 2006 11:35 AM

haha. my friends are starting to change theirs too. =)
Woo!





Jun 17 2006 12:17 PM

new layout's clean and HOT.
kudos.
sarah tracy





Jun 17 2006 5:10 AM

;)

the new default is like comming home to a clean sheet of printer stock rather than scraps of construction paper
thanks jer!
Linz





Jun 11 2006 2:39 AM

Dude! Remember Thurs? Well tonight turned out to be far FAR sillier. Thanks for helping with noise doc anyway, AND coming out and starting mosh and holding cam while I ranted drunkenly. And also for rocking in general. Cheers to more fun soon! :)
Woo!





May 31 2006 5:23 PM

jer man,
we're planning on hitting up the beer festival this sunday afternoon around 4-ish. do come.
Katie





May 30 2006 1:42 PM

Hey Jer!
Next time you come over this way give me a call! Let's try to see each other more often than once every five years!!! Bowling was fun, classy times in Aylmer!
Talk to you soon!
- Katie
Woo!





May 21 2006 9:16 PM

lame codenames, lasers, running fast walking, smoke machines, and techo music (mortal kombat theme?).
we need to get in on this soon.
Cat [ITS]™





May 8 2006 5:56 AM

hey jer! question. The Unseen University, did you get that from Terry Pratchett's books?
mira





Apr 26 2006 1:50 PM

Woo!





Apr 21 2006 7:24 PM

this is supposed to be you.
..


happy early birthday, jer!

~J
Woo!





Mar 13 2006 9:02 PM

jer, come away from that world of warcraft and hang out with real kids.
Woo!





Feb 28 2006 6:52 PM

hey, jer. *waves*
mira





Feb 20 2006 7:40 AM

mibwick has a big crush on gnunix.
shannorama





Jan 17 2006 11:03 PM

that's it, i've had enough. i'm voting western block.
tracy ming





Nov 24 2005 3:15 PM

HEY GUY JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WORK ANYMORE AND YOU HAVE A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO IGNORE ME 5145762756 ALRIGHT THANKS
Grizzled Adams





Sep 29 2005 9:05 AM

Jer I heard you're marrying meagan, congrats!
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