I'll take your silence as a very wise rejection of my offer of a stroll. Tell me now Mr. Stutters, what are you doing in the fine month of August, because we've got to get you up here so i can gloat about how awesome my house is.
Well it's a little more roomy and smells less of damp than albion terrace did, but it doesn't have an inflatable reindeer and the nearest pub is further than 78 paces away and isn't a patch on the hop pole so i guess the place is shit.
How was sunny old europe? Did it contain a bucket of punch or a beer pool? Because if neither of those things were present then you made the wrong choice.
I may have told you previously about the incredibly stupid thing i'm doing for charity (climbing Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike and Snowdon in 24hr) but the time is approaching (next weekend) and we're short on sponsors. So seeing as how you live in London, therefore are rich, i was wondering if you'd be interested in pushing us up another couple of grand. www.justgiving.com/3peaks3beers if that floats your boat. In fact there's still a place on the team if you ant to come for a stroll?
Dude i can't believe you were a no show last month, and with no explanation. Anna said something about you being out of the country but that's really no excuse, only death would have been acceptable, and even then you could have got them to bring your coffin round. Ah well, no worries, you've still got to come up sometime you hear?
Dude, you, me, a bunch of beer, possibly a houseful of other people, realistically 2 or 3 other people, housewarming, 26th May, don't be a cock, be there
