Jeremy Shipp

About me:

A short greeting:
Hello, and welcome to my profile. This is a place where toasters run free and hippos climb trees. Read what you want. Ignore what you don't. Laugh, cry, and tickle some nuns while you're at it. They won't mind. Throw a stinky old sock in the stinky old well, and all your dreams might come true (depending upon the humidity level). Beware of the garden gnomes lurking in (almost) every shadow. They're waiting for their chance to climb on your head and do a jig. All in all, it behooves you to have some weird fun, and think some weird thoughts. If you don't, the ground will open and an army of polka dot penguins will spew forth and eat up all the fish. And then they'll die of mercury poisoning, and then you'll feel guilty. Oh so guilty...

A short bio:
I'm a fiction author whose written creations inhabit various magazines, anthologies, and drawers. These include over 30 publications, the likes of Cemetery Dance, ChiZine, Bare Bone, The Harrow, Flesh and Blood, Until Someone Loses an Eye, and Darkness Rising. While preparing for the forthcoming collapse of civilization, I enjoy living in Southern California in a moderately haunted Victorian farmhouse with my life partner, Lisa. I'm currently working on many stories and novels and I'm losing my hair, though not because of the ghosts. You can visit my online home at jeremycshipp.com

"Jeremy C. Shipp is fun, bizarre, and tastes much better than Rosie O'Donnell."
--Brian Keene, best-selling author of The Rising and Terminal

For those new to my work, I'd be honored if you checked out one of my short stories that are free to read online:

camp

scratch

trout

nightmare man

the hole

losing

wasteworld

the want

parsnip the artist

metal the rebel

THE NOVEL: VACATION



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Awards

Bram Stoker Award Preliminary Ballot

Wonderland Book Award Nominee

One of the top 10 horror novels of 2007 in the P&E Readers' Poll

Here's what they're saying about Vacation:

"Shipp's clear, insistent voice pulls you down into the rabbit hole and doesn't let go."
—Jack Ketchum

"If young Kurt Vonnegut had written Catcher in the Rye for the global village, it might have played a lot like this. Vacation is a tight little fable about massive, sprawling, real-life problems: chief among them, our ability to fiddle while Rome burns. The prose is extra-crispy, the wisdom is genuine, and the mindfucks come a mile a minute. Jeremy Shipp is a very good drug. I hope this book gets banned in high schools soon!"
--John Skipp

"Jeremy C. Shipp's Vacation is a surreal, bizarre, and utterly captivating tale. This ambitious story covers a lot of territory: it's disturbing, funny, thoughtful, and even touching. A wildly unpredictable first novel from one WEIRD author."
—Jeff Strand, author of The Sinister Mister Corpse

"This is an intriguing, challenging, literate, provocative novel I'm not sure I understand and suspect I'm not meant to… I recommend it to those who find reality boring; it may make them see it in new ways."
—Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series

"Every once in awhile I read a debut novel that isn’t like anything else I’ve ever read before. Jeremy C. Shipp’s surreal fantasy Vacation falls into that category. Part Voltaire-like satire, part Philip K. Dick mind-trip. What could have been merely “gonzo” fantasy is instead both serious and deep. Shipp displays a fanatical devotion to taking his character and situations just one step further than most writers."
—Realms of Fantasy

"It's rare to find a work that claims to be a mind-bender actually live up to its claims, but Jeremy Shipp's Vacation does just that. Imagine the finale of 2001: A Space Odyssey set in a deceptively everyday world that quickly— and effectively—jumps into William S. Burroughs territory by way of Donald Barthelme...and even that comparison won't prepare you for the head-trip that awaits you in these pages. The mundane turned mystical turned metaphysical turned indescribable. This is a genuinely one-of-a-kind trip, and one you won't want to miss."
—Gary A. Braunbeck, Bram Stoker and International Horror Guild Award-winner, author of Prodigal Blues, Destinations Unknown, and Mr. Hands

"None of the usual accolades work for Jeremy Shipp's Vacation. The reader is not amazed, astounded, or aggrieved - the reader is achingly curious, alarmingly moved, and at the end, astonished by the vision and darkness and redemption. No one writes like Shipp, and that's a great thing."
—Susan Straight, author of A Million Nightingales

"I'm convinced Jeremy Shipp is a little bit crazy, in the best possible way. Vacation is edgy, surreal, and original. This is one of those books that alters your brain in a way similar to Philip K. Dick. A very good first novel."
—Jeff VanderMeer, author of City of Saints & Madmen and Shriek: An Afterword

"I don't think there has been a more aptly titled book in recent memory than Jeremy Shipp's Vacation. This sprawling psychological pseudo-fantastical surrealistic mind-trip of an adventure story demands that you step out--far, far, far out--of your comfort zone, and embrace the possibilities of a universe that may be a dream, a nightmare, or just wishful thinking. Vacation is a headfirst dive into the rabbit hole, assuming those rabbits lined their burrow with mirrors, because as bizarre as this novel ultimately appears to be on the surface, there's very little here that we won't find in ourselves, assuming we're brave enough, and know how and where, to look. For now, we will have to content ourselves with author Shipp's efforts to do that very thing on our behalf."
—Kealan Patrick Burke, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Currency of Souls, The Turtle Boy, and The Hides

“Vacation is a potent social theory, a spiritual hopscotch from start to finish. With interesting scenarios and thought-provoking dialog, it is a compelling reason for fans of psychological fantasy to look up Jeremy Shipp.”
—Jesse Gordon, author of The Reformed Citizen

“Jeremy Shipp delivers a first novel that is surprisingly readable and thought-provoking; one worthy of being included in a college course on dystopian fiction.”
—Dru Pagliassotti, The Harrow

“Vacation is a wild romp through the fertile imagination of Jeremy Shipp.”
—Bradley Sands, author of It Came from Below the Belt

“Vacation is a bold experiment in science fiction themes that pulls few punches, recalling the works of Burroughs and Ellison, but it has a deeper, more bizarre agenda, one that may be up to each reader who experiences it to decypher for his or herself. It starts at full-blast, then like some fever-dream cartoon freak-out, blows through the roof. In a genre filled with so many safe ideas and easy solutions, what Jeremy Shipp has done stands alone . . . or at least stands in rare, bizarre company.”
—Stephen Romano, author of The Riot Act

“Parts spiritual, psychological, and scatological, Shipp's debut novel is a fast, blistering roller-coaster of a novel that never ceases to keep the reader running to keep up. Shipp's "Fight Club"-esque narrative and unusually adept insight into the human psyche make this novel a must read for fans of in-your-face fiction. The textual incarnation of an exploding rocket! Five stars!”
—Ronald Damien Malfi, author of Via Dolorosa

“This is a headtrip worth taking, and a short, fast-paced one at that. There's something energetic and purposeful about every string of words in here, telling the reader when to stop and go and pause for a minute. You're in good hands with this writer who gets a lot out of these few words. Some of the bizarre turns of phrase are jarring until the realization sets in that these are the words best suited to the situation. Get your hands on this one now.”
—Horror World Reviews

“Vacation is a diverse, unpredictable, and intelligent read. Two thumbs up!”
—Midwest Book Review

“This is a fun book! It’s gruesome in spots, wildly psychotic sometimes, and yes, irreal, but also fun.”
—Kim McDougall, author of In a Wink

“Readers looking for light horror genre reading may be disappointed at the effort and attention required to explore this brief, yet dense book, but those who accept the challenge will be rewarded with an engrossing 'vacation' into the world of post-modern, phenomenological, existential, but nonetheless truly enjoyable fiction.”
—Icons of Fright

“It packs a dizzyingly, stomach lurching, punch to the brain...It's one of the rare books that once I finished it, I started to read it again pretty much straight away.”
—SciFi UK Review

“Some will find it too challenging, much like Mark Z. Danielewski's The House of Leaves, only a hell of a lot shorter. But for those readers who are seeking something different in the current all too predictable genre fictions, Shipp delivers a vision of strangeness and truth, and a character who could be the everyman in all of us who sometimes find life too complicated and overwhelming. It is easy to feel the author's confusion and cynicism with the real world, but it's how he helps Johnson find his own sense of peace by tale's end that displays the author's maturity and compassion. I hope to see much more from this fresh voice in literature.”
—Hellnotes

“Jeremy C. Shipp's Vacation takes you on a wild ride through dreams and puts your smack dab in the middle of a realistic world of underground organizations and corrupt governments. A hoot for anyone seeking a crazy wild mind melt.”
—Dayla Weskamp

“I think 'Vacation' is a great example of philosophical-bizarro at its best...written by a very smart weirdo.”
—Ash Lomen

“If Chuck Palahniuk had a better sense of timing and dialogue, he'd be Jeremy Shipp.”
—Alex Ferrar

“'Vacation' is so cleverly written and so intelligently unveiled, as Jeremy Shipp punctures the line between dream and madness so vividly, you aren't sure which direction he is coming from. You do know you have gladly woken up on the side of his pen that surely wrote this tale before his feet hit the floor in the mornings.”
—Stephanie Curry

“Vacation is a surreal jaunt skittering across the calm surface of social norms (on an ocean that certainly doesn't exist) hellbent on splashing waves of ever-disturbing rings disrupting the way one thinks: As if you could still think for yourself. And it deserves a fast read. Except that one might miss out on a rather grand experience that begs to be savored like an aged box wine. Read it like your life depended upon it. Then read it again; you'll be both happy and uncomfortable that you did.”
—Keith Dugger

“If you were to throw William Burroughs, Harlan Ellison, Phil Jose Farmer and Philip K. Dick into a blender, Vacation would be the result. Smartly written, Vacation tells the story of one man's journey. To say more than that is to take away the surprise and pleasure of seeing what happens next. And despite being a short 154 or so pages, Vacation packs more inventiveness, thought, and emotion than many books 5 times its size. A definite must have from an author I will now surely follow.”
—Scott Colbert

“Jeremy Shipp’s Vacation takes you places you didn’t intend to go. Once there, any psychological discomfort you may feel is quickly forgotten as you throw on your Bermuda shorts, black socks and open-toed sandals. Tour this bizarre vacation destination; you just might question your answers. Vacation’s an intelligent read that deserves a second go ‘round, just to see what you missed the first time. Don’t miss the plane for this trip.”
—Sue Mattson

Vacation at Amazon.com, paperback

Vacation at Amazon.com, hardcover

THE STORY COLLECTION: SHEEP AND WOLVES



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Here's what they're saying about Sheep and Wolves:

"Definitely NOT for the average reader, definitely NOT for those who like cookie-cutter horror, definitely FOR anyone who wants to give their neurons a new way to fire and knock them out of their comfort zone of reading."
—Horror World

"This book is a nice quick read, some of the stories being less than 3 pages in length. Little bites, if you will, of horrific visions and gnashing teeth, this book has something for everyone who is a fan of raw horror."
—ZombieMall.com

"If you want to know what's happening on the edge of speculative fiction, Sheep and Wolves will serve as an excellent introduction — its stories are challenging, unsettling, and deeply meaningful."
—The Harrow

"I once called Shipp one of the more 'bizarre of the bizarro writers,' and with SHEEP AND WOLVES, he really lives up to that title."
—Horror Fiction Review

"Any reader of the bizarro culture will find this collection a necessity, any reader of fiction will find Sheep and Wolves rewarding."
—Midwest Book Review

"A stark fever-dream of a book. Shipp's flashbang stories will turn your mind inside-out."
—Ronald Damien Malfi, author of Passenger

"Sheep and Wolves is a poster-child for the Bizarro genre: dream-like stories drenched in psychedelic imagery, and enough thematic layers and multiple meanings to keep scholars pontificating for years to come."
—Matthew Warner, author of Horror Isn’t a 4-Letter Word and Eyes Everywhere

"Jeremy Shipp is an incredibly talented bizarro fiction author. His impressive stories are as intelligent, entertaining, and moving as they are strange. Read him now."
—Carlton Mellick III, author of The Egg Man

"Stripped down to the bare bones of narrative consciousness, these stories manipulate the reader like a drunken Trix Rabbit buggering the corpse of Kurt Vonnegut."
—Cameron Pierce, author of Shark Hunting in Paradise

"Shipp writes very weird (bizarre even for bizarro) comedic horror stories about the things in life that really scare us… not ghosts and zombies (although I think there are a few ghosts and zombies in there)but car accidents, mental illness, and real-life monsters who are caught up in endless cycles of abuse. How he also manages to make these stories humorous…I don’t know.As long as you don’t mind a bit of subtext and emotional honesty Sheep and Wolves is highly recommended."
—Ash Lomen, bizarro maniac

"Shipp writes well-constructed puzzles where each word, each sentence, contributes to the final picture with economic precision and sharp bursts of humor. This is a memorable collection, wandering deftly through the gnomic shadowlands of dark fantasy, horror and bizarro."
—Andersen Prunty, author of JACK AND MR. GRIN

"Jeremy C. Shipp writes about horrible things in marvelous ways. SHEEP AND WOLVES is a compulsively readable collection (I read the sucker in three sittings) filled with resplendent moments of satire, gruesome contrivances, and some of the sharpest, funniest dialogue around. These stories had me cringing and laughing out loud simultaneously. Of course trying to box SHEEP AND WOLVES in as merely a gore and giggles affair would be doing the collection a serious disservice. Each of the stories contained within offer up odd instances of insight that elevate the work and paint a compelling view of our sometimes beautiful, sometimes insidious humanity. A weird, funny, brutal, transcendent read. Highly recommended."
—Michael Louis Calvillo, Bram Stoker Finalist author of I WILL RISE

NOVELLA: FLAPJACK



SHORT STORIES



"Those Below" in Love and Sacrifice

"Other stories that stand out as exemplary works of fiction in this anthology are Code Blue by William Malmborg and Those Below by Jeremy C. Shipp. Both of these stories take on the idea of death and its effects on love and relationships, which successfully creates two completely original tales. Add these to the rest of the stories within this book and you have a wonderfully solid anthology that is an immense pleasure to read."
--Horror World

"Jeremy C Shipp provides Those Below, an offbeat zombie tale with an undercurrent of subtle melancholy and deep human pity."
--Whispers of Wickedness

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"Scratch" in Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens

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"Baby Edward" in GUD

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INTERVIEWS:

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