Jerk The Jester

I have many interests and they include terrorizing unsuspecting idiots ofcorse. But my favorite thing to do is when somone looks at me and thinks oh look a jester lets make fun of em and then by the time I get done turning all their Gay over played jokes on them they go crying back to mommy. After all that's who gave them all their week pathetic jokes. I'm not afraid to put antone in thier place or anything. Even if you are a retard who escaped from the Ronald Mcdonald house cause your suffering from Cancer cause somewhere in your family tree there is a Goat and you just also happen to be a hermaphrodite. I also enjoy the acassional slinky strangle. And ofcorse I love the afternoon drives down the block in my Jestermobile dragging a whole cheerleader squad by their earlobes screaming out my megaphone " I'VE GOT TEAM SPIRIT". Long walks on the beach is not for me. But if you put a elephant on acid who has paranoid delusions, Now that's a fun walk.