Jerm
Jerm Pollet
Jerm Pollet Male
38 years old
AUSTIN, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/3/2009
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    Jerm's Interests
GeneralGreen Guitars, Blue Bicycles, Creme Brule, Tennis Shorts, Bunny Rabbits
MusicIf my cd collection was limited to 20 different musicians/groups I would have to choose:

Daniel Johnston, Flaming Lips, Billy Bragg, The Wildhearts, The Promise Ring, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Tom Waits, KISS, GWAR, Magnetic Fields, Rolling Stones, Kool Keith, KRS-ONE, Willie Nelson, Elvis Presley, Fountains of Wayne, DEVO, Gals Panic, Minor Threat
BooksTwenty Favorite Authors:

Currently writing: David Foster Wallace, Augusten Burroughs, Richard Russo, Haruki Murakami, Lorrie Moore, Michael Patrick Welch, Jonathan Ames, Dominic Smith, Laughing Boy Deyo, Lefty Lebbowitz, Tom Robbins, Irvin Yalom, Timothy "Speed" Levitch

Classics: Wilkie Collins, Italo Calvino, Charles Dickens, Albert Camus, Ralph Ellison, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Richard Wright, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Groups: DionysiumLynda Barry is totally right onThree Points Ranch

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     Jerm's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:new york city
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Education:College graduate
Occupation:musician/comedian

   Jerm's Companies
The Sinus Show
Austin, TX US
Comedian, Musician, Manager




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About me:
I play music with my bands, The Total Foxes. and The Catfish Hunters. And I tell jokes in The Sinus Show (formerly Mr. Sinus). I also hang out a lot.

JERM POLLET's SHOW DATES:



Check out this event: Dirty Dancing w/ live comedic commentary!
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Please check out my upcoming events!
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Check out this event: Raspberry Brothers mock FOOTLOOSE live!
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Please RSVP to my event: Raspberry Brothers mock Fri. the 13th live!
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The Raspberry Brothers found a home in Williamsburg at the Knitting factory! Tickets only $5.00 at www.knittingfactory.com

Who I'd like to meet:
Lance Fever, house rabbits, Ginger from the Wildhearts

   Jerm's Friend Space (Top 21)
Jerm has 1024 friends.
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 lance 


 Sea Shantees 


 coco 


 Karl 


 Poor Girls Guide to Austin 


 Dan Potthast 


 Shane 


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 Dish 


 Fine-Fifteen 


 Lefty Leibowitz 


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Rose and Ben

Rose and Ben



Aug 22 2009 8:09 AM

Hey,

We have just recorded 3 new songs in Nashville. Enjoy. VOICE IT IN MUSIC…….. Rose and Ben


Rose%20and%20Ben..

amy of the saints

amy of the saints



Aug 12 2009 11:56 AM

Bey jerm! Are you still in NYC?
Rose and Ben

Rose and Ben



Jul 30 2009 5:56 AM

Hey Jerm,

We have just recorded 3 new songs in Nashville. Enjoy. VOICE IT IN MUSIC…….. Rose and Ben


..
Pip

Phillip Plyler



Jun 30 2009 6:34 PM

The sunshine is a glorious birthday!
Hawaiian Baby Woodgrain

Powhatan McCullar



Jun 30 2009 6:55 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY? REMEMBER ME? I WAS THE ONE YOU LEAKED SHORTY DEALT COCAINE, WHICH IS STILL ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES FOR, but NOT REALLY. BLARGH. Jerm I have told you we were both born on June 30th before.
EVENTS!! (ilovemikelitt)

EVENTS!!  (ilovemikelitt)



Jun 28 2009 4:52 PM

SIGN UP NOW for Solo or Doubles! Music by Hollywood Gossip and The Black! MC Chris Trew of The New Movement!

Veggie Hot Dog Eating Contest
EVENTS!! (ilovemikelitt)

EVENTS!!  (ilovemikelitt)



May 6 2009 5:01 PM

Election this Saturday, Vote Chris Riley for Place 1!
electionnight
Ted Hadji

Ted Hadji



Apr 26 2009 6:48 PM

SPAMED! Can you ever forgive me? If so, please vote for me! I am in Round Two of The TRCoA Unsigned Artist Competition. Help me get to Round Three by clicking my face and voting for me! If I’m in the top 4 I get to play a showcase for record executives and could win 100 free hours in the studio. If I were selected, it would really help me rock some faces off, please take a second and vote.
Thanks! -Ted Hadji
EVENTS!! (ilovemikelitt)

EVENTS!!  (ilovemikelitt)



Apr 20 2009 3:53 PM

woo! http://do512.com/event/2009/04/25/triple-scoop
Triple Scoop
EMAINMACH

EMAINMACH



Apr 11 2009 5:38 PM

My Space Or Yours?.net
Zebras

Zebras



Mar 31 2009 5:30 PM

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THE ZEBRAS VINYL IS HERE!!!
300 hand numbered copies of the LP have been pressed and the official release shows are all booked (see below).
PLUS RIGHT NOW i have a small batch ready to be ordered online to the quick fans that do not want to wait! you want it now? go here www.sectorfiverecords.com

RELEASE SHOWS!!!!!!

april 16th @ the frequency - madison, WI 21+

april 24th @ blind pig - ann arbor, MI 18+

april 25th @ ronny's - chicago, IL

may 1st @ borg ward - milwaukee, WI ALL AGES

may 22nd @ tba - kalamazoo, MI

may 23rd @ brass rail - fort wayne, IN

may 24th @ mad maggies - elgin, IL

may 25th @ tba - dubuque, IA
The Saltworth Sundries

The Saltworth Sundries



Mar 31 2009 4:57 AM

Lovejoy’s Taproom and The Rondo Hatton Corp.
presents…

*THE 64TH ANNUAL KLAUS KINSKI INVITATIONAL CRAWLSPACE STRANGLING COMPETITION*

Join The Saltworth Sundries 9 o’clock this Thursday April 2nd at Lovejoy’s for the 64th annual Klaus Kinski Invitational Crawlspace Strangling Competition!

See the world’s greatest stranglers ply their trade and duke it out (or squeeze it out, rather) before a panel of our time’s finest goons, louts, and “big apes”.


Emceed by Jack Lemon w/refreshments provided by Hydrox.
Music by your The Saltworth Sundries!



The Saltworth Sundries

The Saltworth Sundries



Mar 27 2009 2:51 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth cordially invite you to the circumcision ceremony their oldest boys The Saltworth Sundries on Friday The Year of Our Lord 3/27.


The proceedings start at 10pm at The Creekside (606 E. 7th St. Austin, TX) with the musical group Man Carter giving the commencement address.


…followed by The Victims of Leisure at 11pm

…then Charlie Hurtin and The Hecklers at midnight

…finally your The Saltworth Sundries take the plunge into manhood at 1am

The Venerable Henry Gibson (of Laugh-In fame) will be there to act as Mohel for the proceedings and sign autographs immediately afterwards. This will be a “scalpel free” ceremony performed in the traditional metzitzah b'peh manner involving surgery by oral application exclusively.


[EDITOR’S NOTE: By “Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth” what we mean is Mr. Olaf Falaflafler and current escort. …but in his defense, he does get attached.
]
Grandpappy Olaf Falaflafler Saltworth with unknown prostitute
EMAINMACH

EMAINMACH



Mar 17 2009 3:44 AM

My Space Or Yours?.net


Black Cock

Black Cock



Mar 10 2009 5:56 PM

The Saltworth Sundries

The Saltworth Sundries



Mar 9 2009 8:59 PM

Up for a rockabilly record party?

This Thursday March 12 at The Carousel Lounge The Saltworth Sundries and DJ Crackerjack team up to bring you a roots/rockabilly explosion!

This is a benefit for The Texas Rollergirls all-star travel team The Texecutioners. The incredible Crackerjack, jockey a’ discs will be spinning rockabilly vinyl from 9-11. Your The Saltworth Sundries take the floor at 11pm.


S.A. Music Grinder

S.A. Music Grinder



Feb 22 2009 8:34 AM

CLICK ON THE POSTER FOR DETAILS

CLICK ON THE POSTER FOR DETAILS
The Saltworth Sundries

The Saltworth Sundries



Feb 20 2009 8:24 PM

Come take a listen at our new demonstration recordings. Find out the horrorshow you unwittingly befriended.



Hawaiian Baby Woodgrain

Powhatan McCullar



Jan 9 2009 12:55 AM

Its down. I ain't getting nonesuch a bad driving motherfucker entourage down for driving, for any old wearing out my hair long cap. I'm quite careful at that. No, we don't need this kid on the bus, because he's got a car.
Hawaiian Baby Woodgrain

Powhatan McCullar



Jan 7 2009 7:43 PM

What is Bobby John Marmont telling me I am not named after a book? That was my first lesson, my name. What does "beo" mean? Dreaming is allegorical. Kimmy is not afraid of slander from me. I know lots of girls. That is down to philology, symantics, rhetoric and semiotics. Now now, Colin should be saying blargh right about now. He's a drunk man from Boston. They're probably proud not to wear purple! Its cause NO, she's out there with the monster.
Hawaiian Baby Woodgrain

Powhatan McCullar



Jan 6 2009 8:11 PM

Good going NYC. I had been up to enjoying Howl's Moving Castle yesterday which was like Japan's Walt Disney take for Romy Sofia and I about me having a part in a family life commenting on the whole facebook domineering wall posts extravaganza, originally cued off with a message from her basically summed up by the line "I know how to help you now" in the movie and our introduction to eachother's psychiatric disabilities like way way behind the scenes, although maybe not enough. Who else could suffice as a name like Howl other than myself? I wouldn't say no otherwise body after a character's display like that in a movie, further introducing me to the situational complex dichotomy of a relationship such as any else. What do you think? Get back to me Jerm.
Is this totally absurd?
EMAINMACH

EMAINMACH



Dec 3 2008 2:35 AM

I just wanted to let you know that I still pass the word along about the jesus face in the H E B sign! :-)
Rebecca Valentine

Rebecca Valentine



Nov 27 2008 7:38 AM

Burton

Burton



Nov 18 2008 4:50 PM

Jerm!!
shelley

shelley



Nov 8 2008 5:08 PM

Are you gonna go see Shotgun Party this weekend??

Saturday Nov 8th, 8:30pm at 68 Jay Street Bar

AND

Sunday Nov 9th at NOON at Superfine (Bloody Marys for breakfast yum yum yum yum)

Come Party with us! Jenny is bringing her Hula Hoop is will Hula hoop while playing Gladiola.
It will be a blast, just you wait!
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