Little is known about David Cope. Grainy interview footage of scientists claiming to be part of the now defunct rogue military branch “Super Eagle Claw” reveal they created him out of the exotic strain of DNA originally used to create Bjork. And 70’s funk. Yet engravings on the temple walls of the Monks of the Weeping Lotus allude to David being born in the year 1659, the spawn of a mythical breeding between a spotted stork and the first raindrops of Spring. Yet David’s parents claim that he was born in the year 1979 at St. Petersburg Hospital in Florida under normal circumstances that would eventually give way to an even more normal childhood. None of these claims can be proven. Especially the last one.
Bleeding edge satellite technology has linked David to Seattle. He currently resides in Capitol Hill where he regularly performs stand up comedy. David denies all association with Super Eagle Claw yet heartily nods at any person or establishment that proactively fights for the forces of justice.
Who I'd like to meet: People who find themselves muttering secret passwords near hidden doors then realize too late that they first need to build for themselves a life of mystery and intrigue so that there will be someone on the other side of that door to actually acknowledge them.
hey buddy...you better make it out for bumbershoot...I'm bringing the kids...and they are excited. parker tells everyone he sees that he's going to see his friend Dave at parachute. we plan to heckel the shit out of you. bring your A game.
Cope. Invite Camp to your next gig... and give the brutha some notice. He wants to check out the Copo comedy in a live stand up format... as we all do.
I just wish you brought the harp to class just once. BTW - the people in 400 say it's been very different - that Ron is very tough. I wonder if he kills everyone like Michael did? AAAAAAH!
Hey David Cope! Come see my daughter and her band perform R&B/jazz and watch me do a little standup comedy. This Saturday, 8pm, Beacon Hill Pub. No cover! Bring friends!
the past few days I've been makin' movies with the andys. I am sad you are not around, because we had a lot we were going to do! and we accomplished none of it. :/ come back one day so we may make those movies and have those photo shoots. yeah? luck be with ye in new york. I'll stall haynes as long as possible so that you may sleep in his room some more.
Hey Buddy...how is New York treating you? In other news...Hyundai = impossible to sell. And..."There will be Blood" = 2.5 hours of my life I will never get back.
You are a super duper eagle scout trooper!!! Wish I could see more of your stand-up! Miss ya.... a href="http://s102.photobucket.com/albums/m119/jessianjuli/?action=view¤t=cope.jpg" target="_blank">
oh yeah and our modeling photos from new years. thanks again for joining up. I didn't want to bring in the new year if you weren't there. in fact, if you weren't, it'd probably still be 2007.
