Jerry Ward and Allison Osband are fun loving Northern Michigander's who always have a song ready to be shared with others. Their original music covers many genres and are life inspired gifts from the heart. Jerry, who has been writing singing and playing his music for more than 30 years, recently teamed up with Allison to combine his prose and melodic skills with her rich, soulful voice. The end result is just really good music!
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Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."
The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on."
The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.
The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.
"What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!"
"Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"
May 9 th 2009 Halloween will be doing A Meet & Greet at ROCK OF AGES in Garden City Michigan at 4 P.M. and after the Meet & greet they will be doing TWO shows at "ROCKSTARZ" in Gargen City the first show will be all ages and will start at 6 P.M. and later will be a second show 18 & over doors open for the second show at 9:00 P.M. Halloween will hit the stage for the second show at 10:30 P.M.
Thanks for gettin' CRAZY with us! Come on down to the Terminal on Garfield rd TONIGHT to support the family of the Zones Mizz Christal as they recover from a massive house fire. Crazy Train
Here's a taste of the MADNESS in store for you TONIGHT!!
OMFG!!!! I'm SUCH a big fan!!! Thanks so much for the add!!! I love you guys!!!! You rule!!!!!! I wish all of the music in the world sounded like yours because then we realy would have world peace! lol. yay!!!
