At the age of 5 on my home planet we are forced to fight our first dragon, we are given nothing but leather wraps for our hands and theme music. Until age 16 we are forced to fight before and after breakfast, then sometimes at night on a weekday. Weekends we fight 2 skaters at once (The indigenous creatures on our planet) and possibly a Bro (Species of equal-to or lesser filth). Once reaching the age of 18 we are shipped to an Alien planet to conquer it by defeating it's greatest warriors and becoming ruler, then we spread our seed to as many young lass as we see fit. I was not prepared for the STD's, Chemical Warfare, and George Bush that this planet had and am slowly trying to gain my bearings to conquer this small planet. I will be your ruler some day, but until then I indulge myself with such intricacies as porn, and Kentucky Fried Chicken, and World of Warcraft... Also I'm quite lonely and need a girlfriend.
My Fighting style is a blend of failed wrestling technique, Brazilian Jui Jitsu learned from watching videos on the internet, and countless hours of getting beat up at a stellar kick-boxing gym. I'm not quite the Pinnacle of human perfection yet but it's not far off and not unrealistic. The Fan club starts here...
LUV TO THE AZ WEST COAST CHECKOUT THE HIT SONG YOU CAN'T SEE ME BY LEGENDARY SEVIN OF SAC TOWN , LEGENDARY GOLDIE LOC ES LONG BEACH AND THE MIDWEST BEST BISHOP FROM NAP TOWN INDIANAPOLIS HIT SONG!!!!!BLOCC BOSS ENT AND HOG MOB !!!! FROM TE WEST TO THE MID WEST THE SOUTH AND EAST HOT!!!!!!
JERRY!!!!! How the hell are you?? Haven't talked to you in FOREVER!!! How's the fighting going? We're going to Laughlin this weekend for the KOTC fight...any fights coming up for you?
