"I am literally erect of what I saw on stage" Said a comedy club manager.
Influences
Richard Pryor,Howard Stern,Conan O'brien and David Letterman.My Dad.
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Now you heard of the Thunder Birds,The Golden Knights and the Blue Angels now I am preparing my own group as an opening for my comedy shows and they will be called the GOLDEN SHOWERS.They are the lesser than the good.
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JERRY TORRES's Interests
General
I love & know how to Salsa.Athletic and watching sports.I love lamp.I wish they had the World series of UNO.I waiting for the day they would have the Hungry Hippos table at the BORGATA.Love cooking,the smell of sushi reminds me of Canadian prostitutes.I am inventing a vibrator for women with a I-pod built in.I'm just a man that eats Chunky soup.
Music
Rock and Classic Rock,Salsa and Reggae.
Movies
I like movies that have extreme powerful drama,humor and emotion I'm talkin about German Porn.
Television
The Shield,The Sopranos,Sanford and Son and Catscratch.
Books
Avid reader-Howard Stern- Private Parts,Richard Pryor-Pryor Convictions and books with real big words in it,Playboy,Maxim.
Heroes
My Dad,Richard Pryor,Howard Stern,The Green Lantern and Mr.Dave Coulier.
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The Truth-people cant always handle it. But I know that if I tell you the truth, its going to be funny-Richard Pryor Im just a comic who talks about my life and entertains. I take everyday embarrassments and bring them out of the closet. Things that people relate to, but will not admit.Also its the best job you can get with a GED. My story is simple. My father is Puerto Rican and my mother is Colombian.But I look white as ever. Growing up, their word arrangement was confusing at times. Like the time my father caught me scratching my crotch and he yelled, Oh my god! You have the lobsters! I inherited my sense of humor and comedic timing from my father.I set myself apart from other latinos for one I don't look it and I was in gang called the PRP (The Puerto Rican Posse)The difference from them was,they sold drugs-I called the police. My idol is Richard Pryor. There is only one Richard, but I just want to be myself and have fun. Im a real people person with a great personality that an audience relates to. Did I mention Im an Aquarius? I started experimenting with comedy in 1993. I had many jobs before stand up. I was an interpreter at a Taco Bell; I was a caddy at a miniature golf course, and so on. But I quickly discovered my frustrations of my professions. Opportunities presented and promises made were quickly withdrawn. Like the time this guy gave me his card and told me that he was a manager for a major record studio. It turned out he was a manager at the local Sam Goody. I truly believe that all good things come to those who wait. In 2004,I became a regular at a local radio show as well as appearing in newspapers and becoming a special TV guest on CN8 Comcasts Lets cook with Paul Dillion. My real love is performing on stage. I look forward to realizing all my dreams of comedic success. I have learned from my mother, a breast cancer survivor, to believe and to be strong and to clean the streak marks from my boxers. Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com
Who I'd like to meet: Richard Pryor rest well my King.Al Pacino,Paul Newman,Howard Stern and Crew I already met Artie lang Hi is one hell of a guy.Opie and Anthony,Kid Chris I already met Tom ,one step away to Kid Chris.Some female celebrities but there is a long list.Mel Brooks.If he was real I would like to meet Yoda his wisdom would be great for interventions.If they were alive the Rat Pack.(Frank Sinatra,Sammy Davis Jr.,Dean Martin)they were to cool for anybody.Robert Duvall is cool because he can tango..Another person I would like to meet is a comics,comic the man himself Dave Coulier all should kneel before the DAVE!(Come on people its Dave Coulier,its Vulcan common sense.)I'm not homophobic and I have nothing against homosexuals they are cool as long as they don't touch me.
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Hi JERRY TORRES! Eddie's CD, "Wanna Go Back" is available now on Amazon, and ! Eddie hand picked and performs new versions of 12 classic hits that were all songs that he loved playing as a kid when he was growing up!!!
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Hey! Thanks for adding me.. I wanted to let you know that I just wrote and recorded two new songs called "Austin" & "Picture Un-Perfect"--they're up on my page now!! Check them out if ya get bored.
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Dropping by leaving some love for ya!!! Over here we finally finished the monster of a record, UNDENIABLE! Drop by and take a listen. We really appreciate it! Keep kickin AZZ!!!
KAZY
What up JERRY TORRES!!! Just stopping by to show some love. Hope everything is good on your side. We would greatly appreciate if you would stop by our page and check out our BRAND NEW SONGS!!! Leave a comment or voice message telling us what you think.
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